my own version of the daily horoscopes

[pyro_bee]

I got sick of reading the same old thing online. There is no possible way I could meet "the man of my dreams" that many times and miss it each time! Well... we won't go into how unobservant I am, but shush! So I wrote my own. Enjoy them, kiddies! Tell your friends. :P

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[_x_freek_x_]

damn... and i so enjoyed those scrambled eggs with bacon in them my mom made me.. to bad she probably poisoned me..
and i suppose i should cancel dinner with whoever.. i think maybe jordan.. god knows he wants to kill me too..
it's only fitting food should be my downfall.. i eat too much of it, and love it so... damn you food and stupid ppl and their poisioing of moi *shakes fist*

[x_tinuviel_x]

Ok, the ones for Taurus, Aquarius, and Pisces are hilarious lol