One day during first semester, I started writing down stuff people said in the back of my agenda. Since school is now over, here they all are. Some of them might not make sense. You'll live, I guess.
11/21/05: "I couldn't find the book, but I found two tacks." - Arielle, while in the library. Now that I think about it, it was funnier then.
"They're like hardcore peasants." - Ms Fegely, talking about Cossacks.
12/6/05: "Aww, you guys...we'll give Akbar an "A" for effort!" - Ms Fegely again.
1/10/06: "He rode his sleigh into the night.." - The narrator in a German video, talking about Wagner. It was quite dramatic.
1/24/06: "The pope may be dope, but he doesn't make the decisions, the sultan does." - Ms Fegely again. Zeke got told.
2/9/06: "...German makes so much more sense!" - Herr Neuhaus, completely frustrated with the English language.
2/10/06: "Er ist andere als die anderen." - Answer to a German question.
"I'm thinking of having an affair, what do you think? Do you need lunch money?" - Ashley's impersenation of something ridiculous which I do not entirely remember.
3/1/06: "I love my cow as much as I love God!" - Brought on by a conversation in German.
3/3/06: "The entree that night was brains." - Rubino, talking about the murder of Robert F. Kennedy (we had been discussing the bombing of Hiroshima), during one of his regular visits to our AP World History class.
"That methinks is strange." - Said by Messala in Julius Caesar, Act IV, Scene iii, Line 183. It made me happy so I wrote it down.
3/9/06: "I thought transvestites were people with testicles and a vagina." - Troy. In the middle of math class (don't remember how we got on the subject). *headdeskheaddesk*
3/10/06: Ashley: "..better than 1+1 is 2.."
Me: "2+2 is 5"
Ashley: "9+9 is I don't know."
3/17/06: "As a general rule, in biblical music, tingly bells mean lepers."
Soon followed by..
"We want to hear the lepers are coming!" - Hatmaker, talking about Phillip's bell part in Gathering of the Ranks at Hebron.
3/22/06: "Blah, blah, blah...Ronald McDonald." - Ms Fegely, talking about one of the documents for a DBQ.
"That arrangement needs help." - Hatmaker, talking about an arrangement of Wild Thing for drum major tryouts.
"Ich bin der Elefantfahrstuhlführeraufzugsleiter!" - A line from Sesame Street. In German.
3/27/06: "He's too awesomely perfect to be straight!" - Ashley really thinks Sam is gay.
4/25/06: "Two, four, six, feces!" - Ashley Dryman in art. I really wish I remembered why she said that.
5/15/06: "Like a baseball bat. In the kitchen..." - Herr Neuhaus, not being able to remember the word for "rolling pin".
5/17/06: "Can I bring candy? 'Cause everyone around the world likes candy." - Erin, while we were discussing out party for AP World, which was supposed to be all international food.
5/26/06: "Do a word search with us! We're doing 'Popular Places to Visit in the World', 'cause we're nerds." - Mrs Chambers, who took over AP World on the last day.