Identity Crisis

[pyro_pyrate]

My ID is dead. My uber awesome, awe inspiring, waiter/bouncer confusing, antique driver's license has officially been replaced. And the bitch at the DMV wouldn't let me keep it. I begged, I pleaded, I told her to pretend I lost it, punch a hole in it or put a big X across it just because I wanted to keep this relic of my past, my golden ticket to

Comments

[moltenightmares]

Fucking bastards. Won't let you keep your old ID. You should have said you lost it. Fuck the Man.