In Their Dreams...

[pyro_pyrate]

So I checked my SMWC email for the first time since graduation, and found this gem waiting for me at the top of my inbox

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[bryoneybrynn]

My school sends shit like this WITH OUR GRADUATION PACKAGE! When I got my BSc and my MA they hit me up. They even have a special donor program for people to give to commemorate their graduation. The fuck you say! I can think of better places to donate money than a university with 2 billion dollars in endowments thanks.

[tremere13]

Elaine made a good point (for once in her wacky life) in that if she sends a 25 dollar check, the Alumni office mails her a "special thank-you gift, valued at 25 dollars!!!!" which turns out to be a leather portfolio like the ones we used to in from campus life and the career center.

[moltenightmares]

Yeah, made me laugh too.