Okay, so I have this REALLY old (like four years old) skirt that I paid $7 for at an outlet store in Grapevine my freshman year at Baylor. And EVERY time I wear it, I get complimented on it. The way it fits, the material, the cut, etc. :) The best part of it is being able to tell every woman who asks when and where I got that it was in Grapevine ( Read more... )

Sooooooooooo - for those that don't know - there is a lunar eclipse happening RIGHT NOW!! Soo, since it's slow here at work and I've already been monitored (AND made a 100 thank you very much!) I put myself in discretionary aux to go outside and watch it for a whole minute... It's beautiful. I stood out back and there was no one else out there, so ( Read more... )

first and foremost - EVERYONE should visit this site and THEN read the hate mail this guy gets. Fucking hilarious! www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com ( Read more... )

There are REASONS that there aren't any. #1.) No one wants to hear you pee. #2) No one wants anyone else to hear them pee. And on the grounds of decency I refuse to go any further than that. So for those people - like the fat woman at work today on her cell phone in the stall - DO NOT TAKE YOUR CELL PHONE INTO THE PUBLIC RESTROOM AT WORK. If ( Read more... )

I LIKE being nice to people. I LIKE being able to do things for them and help them out and such... However, I've decided that it is just stupid to do so anymore. And I DON'T like feeling stupid. And since it is my life and the only one who keep me from feeling stupid is me. Therefore, I will not be doing anything else for anyone else. After a HUGE ( Read more... )

You should read this:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/penis_dc

i don't know if I should laugh or cry for this man... or maybe his dog... hehehehehe

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulpyrofaerie goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a treasure troll.chibichibi15me gives you 19 tan coffee-flavoured pieces of taffy.marty969 gives you 18 brown coconut-flavoured gummy fruits.nic0demuss gives you 4 pink grape-flavoured gummy fruits.princess80 gives you 6 orange pineapple-flavoured gummy worms.sluffmo ( Read more... )

nobody likes "you." "you" are not funny, nor are "you" witty. please cease believing that "you" are. "your" presence on the face of this planet makes mother nature weep. the fact that thru some cosmic fuck up "you" are human and not a cockroach makes other humans embarrassed to be part of the species. "you" feign intelligence and empathy and ( Read more... )

So... supposedly everyone has an imaginary friend when she is little... except I never did. No lions or friendly monsters or giants or midgets or anything. I always wondered why that was... I've only recently discovered why. I've been teasing my roommate - saying she is the imaginary roommate, but then (probably due to hormones) I started thinking ( Read more... )

i saw this guy at work today. he really is a putz. he is wearing a blue gingham pattern shirt and some olive green pants. NICE.... and his hair isn't washed again and just in general looks like ass. you kinda have to feel sorry for the poor guy - because he obviously doesn't know that looking that way reflects on his character or he would not ( Read more... )