I do not like the cold. Today I checked weather.com and the temperature was "0, Feels Like -14". That's just not cool. I'm sick of turning into a mansicle every time I go to class. The headphone cord for my iPod becomes stiff and it's kinda weird.

Anywho, if I can offer you people one bit of advice, it would be do not, under any circumstances, buy ( Read more... )

So we just had this addition put onto our home and it has a really high ceiling. I got very excited when it was finally built because it wasn't so much a room as it was a christmas tree display case. We could fit a 10 foot christmas tree in there and it would fit gleam its christmas glory perfectly through the windows to the people passing by on ( Read more... )

Farewell, Mr. Miyagi.

On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After they left, I puttered out of gas.
Triple-A came, but my card was expired.
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted.

They put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets.
I dreamt I went potty, ( Read more... )

Mondays suck and I hate them.

Attention Mars Volta fans!

I am absolutely obsessed with Underoath.

I don't mean to beat this to death, but this was too funny to let go.

When Nickelback played portugal, people threw rocks at them.

Enjoy.

Treat your mother right.

If you like Nickelback, please die.