Stolen from
virusq.
1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step one.
I failed at keeping it to 15 words or less. Epically.
1. Zaeed
2. Miranda
3. Jacob
4. Shepard
5. Jack
6. Garrus
7. Grunt
8. Kasumi
9. Mordin
10. Joker
First Time, 4 & 6 (Shepard and Garrus)
Their first time is beyond awkward and full of uncertainties, but nothing is more certain than the fact that they love each other.
Angst, 7 (Grunt)
Grunt looks at this broken place that is supposed to be his home world and can't help but feel betrayed.
AU, 1 & 8 (Zaeed and Kasumi)
She giggles as he throws their child in the air, the strong fisherman's arms never once failing to catch their daughter.
Threesome, 3, 6 & 9 (Jacob, Garrus and Mordin)
His flesh tingles when their alien fingers trace his dark skin and it feels like electricity burning up his spine.
Hurt/Comfort, 5 & 10 (Jack and Joker)
Jack's not much for being touchy and feely, but when the normally happy pilot sheds a tear for their lost comrades, she can't help but place a hand on his shoulder.
Crack fic, 1 (Zaeed)
Zaeed knows he's had way too much to drink because when Jack convinces him to wear a pink tutu, he doesn't object even though it does not go with his shoes.
Horror, 10 (Joker)
Joker is petrified, scared so badly he is unable to move, and when the commander raises a gun to his head, eyes burning red, he cannot even scream.
Baby fic, 5 & 9 (Jack and Mordin)
Jack holds the tiny baby gently and even though all her hands have ever done was kill, Mordin knows their baby is safest in her arms.
Dark, 2 & 8 (Miranda and Kasumi)
Miranda and Kasumi sit at the bar, downing shot after shot, and even though the alcohol cannot bring their lovers back, to know that they are not alone in their sorrow helps it go down easier.
Death fic, 2 & 3 (Miranda and Jacob)
Miranda sobs, body shaking and convulsing, as she remembers his brown eyes looking up at hers, telling her he loves her with his last breath.