The Crackiest Tenipuri Fic You Will Ever See

[pyrolynx]

Fifteen pages and counting! Times New Roman (the first paragraph): pyrolynx aka me and Calibri: rikkaidai_fuji Ready? Here we go!



ALL HAIL THE BEAUTIFUL CACTUS KING
AND HIS SEXY WHITE ENGLISH HORSE
FROM HIS LOVER THE DERPY KING OF ICE
/SHOTSHOTSHOT

derpy ice emperor?
I thought we're talking about monkey king here
who owns ATOBE ANIMAL KINGDOM
yes he does
...
my point of view for Fuji is forever obstructed

Monkey King
Who lures all in with a safari park and Karupin and dogs
And beetles for Shiraishi
So Kaburiel can mate

I feel these powerful murderous auras behind me
I can hear tennis balls bouncing on the ground
Ready to be served

ATOBE HAS HIS OWN BEETLE, THAT...SATANic BEETLE 8'D

tennis balls ready to be served
I smell some puns somehow
this is a perfect murder mystery
using tennis ball

Asdfghjkl
How could I forget
That does it
MizukixShiraishixAtobe is canon
xDDD

Yes yes
The mysterious death of a random pyromaniac fangirl
At first it looked like she died of blood loss
From a massive nosebleed
But it turns out to be blunt force from a round, fuzzy object
The plot thickens

awright
since I really...wonder if you cross them...what it'll be
IT'LL BE ONE GORGEOUS PRETTY POISONOUS ROSE(s)
Mizuki keeps that kind of journal about roses I think

it was suspected that this blunt object caused her death
but from autopsy, it was found that her heart explodes from an unknown reason
this is a call for detective!Yagyuu
/shot

It will be rainbow-coloured and have bishie sparkles

For some reason her friend who comissioned the investigation keeps getting mysteriously injured
They call in the onmyouji Fuji to idk, expel demons or something
And the enthusiastic spirit medium HiyoCshi
To contact the ghost

is it bishie poptart?
jk

it's Piyoshi, not HiyoC
and so a spirit spoke through Piyoshi...
this spirit said that he's the son of god with initial Y
and said the mystery of her death will never be solved
unless they found the BIBLE from the West

PiyoC
Y... Y U NO LET MYSTERY BE SOLVED- /tormented in the afterlife
So they went in search of the Bible of the West
And his friend who could predict the future
With his Pinnacle of Great Wisdom
Not knowing that someone nearby also had the PoGW

you know I love him

the bible reveals a big "T" letter on it's parchament
and the bible's holder friend told them, this letter means a lot for their friend's poor soul
what could this T means?
Is this T an initial of SOMEONE who murdered her?
or is it some kind of a curse?
or even...the tennis killer(KIRA)

We're unstoppable

T
Behold
The glorious T
So they blackmailed bribed persuaded the two friends to help them
As the whole thing grew dangerously closer to becoming a full on Death Note crossover
They heard rumours of a mysterious notebook
Held by a dangerous and mysterious Data Warrior
And a bored shinigami who stole it from his fellow and gave it to the Data Warrior for the lulz
And a devil with bloodshot eyes
Who was at first an enemy until the onmyouji kicked his ass and taught him a lesson, the became the Bible's friend
There was also an Oni, a viper and a sax player who live in a peach butt castle
And a wandering singer with an amazing glittery feather-lined outfit and a poker face
This is just spiralling further into madness

what is this glorious fic

this Data Warrior fights with pen and book shield
while this blood shot devil eyes recently going around with the BIBLE holder after he praised the devil's seaweed hair ever since the devil's ass was kicked by that sadistic onmyouji whose brother is secretly a fanboy of him but never admit so
that momo peach castle with all the bizarre residents were located in the lonely island in the middle of the vast sea
a wandering monk who offers his help to get them onto that island quickly
and so this strong powerful monk hadokyuu'd them with the power over 9000 level 108
one castle window was accounted due to this unorthodox transportation

But he is challenged by.... Another Data Warrior! /le gasp
Who has closed eyes and a bob cut
The devil agreed to fight as a doubles pair with the Bible
Doubles for what only the son of god knew
And maybe the PoGW guys
The sadistic coffee-drinking onmyouji hates his brother's boss/teacher guy ever since he had to stop the frill-wearing tea-drinking rosy guy from hurting him
So he went to his big sis for advice
Because she is the only one other than the PoGW guys who could predict the future
And is scarily accurate
Not to mention totally hot in the others' opinions
She even agreed to drive him around
The wandering monk warned everyone not to give into their materialistic desires
It never worked because nobody knew who he was and everyone so far got scared and did not listen
Besides, he gave in to old people's desires for a backrub
The castle-dwellers asked their MOERUZE BURNING sushi chef friend to defend them
And gave him a tennis racket
Meanwhile the adventurers explored the pinku peach castle

Suddenly Silver man and his taller sidekick, Silver boy come to the rescue to protect them from the peachy castle lurkers such as abominable tennis jersey, man eating club room locker, hawk attacks, and the list goes on
actually the Silver pair didn't help them, it's more about the Silver boy telling them about world peace, not domination. And how to speak nicely and all

While Silver man fusses about them teleported into the wrong castle since he's looking for the secret hair tonic that can make his hair grows back to its original form after he cut it when he was lost in a bet with the ice monkey king some time ago.

This legendary hair treatment was located in the depth darkness of ANOTHER castle protected by the OKINAWAN FIGHTERS whose boss loves to add goya into everything
meanwhile in the other side of the world, this onmyouji's sister bought him to his old friend, Saeki the merman and his friends in Rokkaku reef

She told her brother to relax for a bit and talk with his old friend before he can take over the creepy creeper with rosy backyard and frilly pajamas and Rococo tea set in his gothic creepy but spotlessly clean castle

Even they had no choice but to run away from THE INVINCIBLE RED TRANSPARENT NIGHTGOWN WEARING OLD LADY
Silver man blamed a man with a Closed Heart for all this
As the ice king's friend, he was looking after Mirror Man while oreo-sama took a rose bath
He told Mirror Man to transport them to the wrong castle

The Goya Warrior (of Love) and his servants comrades had been training in China by "rescuing" a blond princess in a pink dress from a popular video game from a (friendly) dragon
All in preparation for the final showdown with Silver Man
As Silver Boy tries to stop the fighting and start the world peace-ing
The princess is the Peach Princess of Peach Castle and must be restored to her throne for peach peace to return to the (is)land

The mermen play beach volleyball with the adventurers
Saeki gave the onmyouji a box to only be opened when truly in need
It contained ingredients for spicy curry that would break the spell on his brother
Who kept eating sweets given to him by frilly stalker rosy man
The first part of the plan is to get his pet duck to break his precious bath tub and distract him
But how?
The duck is loyal for some reason
So the spirit of the peach castle Momo-chan threatened to knock him out

finally they found a spirit of and old man...which they doubt a spirit anyway since he seems to be very old but not dead which told them the location of the castle residents
but it seems this old man was too old that he even forgot the way to his Rokkaku reef
But they believe him anyway since he seems like a good person
So the journey of Silver Pairs and the..rest of the group continues in this BIG BIG MOMO-Y castle
Actually the man with Closed Heart was actually with his little acrobatic pixie having a holiday in the other part of the country along with his cousin, the NANIWA (speed star) and his friend the genius-who-never-show-his-skill
The Silver man swore in the name of glorious hair and scissors that he will find this hair tonic and beat the crapb out of the HIGAns so that he can get back his hair while in the other hand, although Silver boy follows him religiously, he is on the mission of spreading WORLD PEACE all over the land although island is actually out of his plan

mean while the sadistic onmyouji is thinking about how to break the rosy bath tub with this royal pet duck
probably there is a way
maybe he needs to PURSUE this duck's best friend, the one who take care of him, the twin of one of the merman in the Rokkaku reef who was changed into a man by the evil creepy frilly mastermind
and so this onmyouji prepare his best spiciest-est curry to break the spell off his brother while taking the merman twin to convince the duck to BREAK the precious bathtub

The old man could not move except for his longass beard fluttering in the wind
For he had already begun his tragic transformation into a shell mound
Still a good guy though
He protected his bald head from sunburn with a girl's handkerchief

The Closed Heart Man that they met with Mirror Man was actually a Trickster
His boyfriend golfer buddy who is a Gentleman comes to pick him up and tell him off
They walk off into the sunset together
Silver Boy promises himself that he and Silver Man will do that too when this is all over (minus the telling off)
Silver Man just wants his hair back
HIGAns are all "Come at me bro"

The onmyouji starts his plan
Ex-merman and Royal Duck begin to move towards the royal bathroom
While he takes his curry to where ex-merman told him his brother is
The throne room
He waits in the shadows for frilly Mastermind to leave
The others are eating in the kitchen wondering what they're doing here anyway as it seems to be onmyouji's solo mission

Meanwhile in the afterlife
As the son of god torments her and crushes her spiritual head under his foot for his own amusement
The murdered fangirl has given up all hope of the mystery of her death ever being solved
They have obviously forgotten their original goal
Some got distracted into doing something else
The others just didn't care anymore and completely forgot about her

this is beautiful

The Rokkaku reef mermen, after handed over the special SPICIEST curry ever made ingredients to the onmyouji, now began their mission on looking for the local old god that protects their reef for thousands years but recently was swept away by a strong current

The Trickster and the Gentleman actually weren't walking into the sunset
they're walking into a giant luminous cake which can be seen from nautical miles away
the cake that was made by none other but the Sweet King and his partner The Last Good Soul
They live a happy live there in the sweet lands although none of them like sweets but the Gentleman insists that this is the best way to keep the Trickster occupied from tricking any more mortals

The Silver boy totally have wrote this into one of his mission, walk together with the Silver man into the sun set with epic shadow and all the shoujo sparkles
If the Silver man knew about this, his hair might turned white in a second
but the time is running out! He needs to find this hair tonic and so he calls his teammate, the Time Man with glorious flippy hair who is the Monkey King's treasurer to teleport them to the HIGAns
unfortunately he teleported too many people and so everyone left the PEACHEY castle and actually forgot why in the world they need to go to the PEACHEY castle since there is no MOMO in the castle, there was only some sax blowing from the top of the spire but they promised to themselves that they will return there to get the answer on what T really is

meanwhile in the afterlife, after The Chiled of God have finally grew bored on torturing her so he took his pet pet to amuse her
that pet is a tall man with black hat and penguin costumes
to be exact, it's the Emperor Penguin costumes
maybe cat-costume fetish is a bit overrated in this afterworld
and so does The Child of God's torment continue while he smiles and laughs at his merriest

Its beauty moves me to tears
Although the power of a protector god who could be swept away by the current is doubtful, the mermen of Rokkaku reef still decided to look for him
Because they promised to look after their home
Plus they had nothing else to do but play beach volleyball again

The Sweet King's home fell under the control of Trickster Territory without him realising it
2 of them lived on blissfully unaware that he was controlling them
The Gentleman decided they were happier that way and decided to say nothing
That or the Trickster rubbed off on him
He shrugged and went off to play golf somewhere

Silver Boy wouldn't mind if he and Silver Man had matching hair colours
Silver Man was too impatient, however, and after the feared and mysterious coach who is also a talented musician told them "You may go" he Dashed to Rise up to the Higans' challenge
The final battle begins
Perhaps, if they survive this, they can finally go back to Peach-less peach castle and discover what T truly meant

The dead fangirl could not help but giggle at the Emperor Penguin, only to shut up immediately when he gave her the Evil Glare
She was more frightened of what the son of god would do if she did not look like she was enjoying herself, though
Things could get nasty(er) if he thought she was looking down on his "entertainment"
So she giggled some more and laughed as she liked

we just made a legendary..stuff
The Trickster with all his Piyo, not PiyoC, enjoys rubbing off his Trickster-ness to the Gentleman although the Gentleman never admit that he's rubbed off by the Trickster
their live one day was disturbed by the BIBLE holder who was followed by his hippie friend saying that they're living in such an un-healthy diet, sugar, sugar, sugar, calorie...but before he managed to finish his line, a wild boy suddenly jumped into the land and begin to eat everything, from the building to the street lamp
The Sweet King panicked
The Last Good Soul was clung by the Red-Eyed Devil Angel, freaked out since he didn't notice this beloved demonic kouhai is now an angel by the power of the BIBLE
The BIBLE holder save the land of sweets by using his super secret weapon, HIS SEALED LEFT HAND
without even undoing the seal, that wild boy stop rampaging, his hippie friend applauds him
anyway, ever heard that this BIBLE holder has a fukubuchou? Me neither..

GOING BACK TO THE EPIC hair BATTLE BETWEEN THE SILVER PAIRS AND HIGAns
the infamous Okinawan assassin with his fabulous glasses on the bridge of his nose, well-combed hair, goya in his right hand and comb in his left sitting on his throne, guarded by his lackeys teammates in armours
the Silver pair prepared their own ultimate weapon
but the Silver boy kept on convincing the Silver man that THIS CAN BE SOLVED IN PEACE
like, by convincing the HIGAns to give up the legendary hair tonic
FAR FAR AWAY, IN THE KINGDOM OF ICE, the Ahobe just finished his century-long rosy bath saw everything in his fabulous crystal ball on the idiocy of what the Silver pairs done
so that he told his BFF, the YES Man to summon him to the HIGAns castle
in fact, he appeared right before the first clash
everyone gasp
suddenly the room temperature dropped to several atobe below zero
and he took out
one platinum-super-deluxe-special-credit card...out of nowhere....which made all the HIGAns bow down to him
and they started to call the Oreo-sama "Your Highness"
all the jaw drops from Silver Pair(minus Silver boy, he's cheering the Monkey King since he solved the problem without any blood spilled)
one problem done
one more to go

one might be thinking if this Emperor Penguin is some kind of masochistic penguin
no one can be so sure but the Data Warrior or actually ANOTHER Data Warrior who claimed himself to be the Data Master
and speaking of the devil, the Data Master suddenly materialise next to the Child of God and whispered something to him
he whipped his carrot whip to the Emperor Penguin and told him to go to the world of mortal to fetch for his beloved Devil who was turned into an Angel
does this mean the poor poor fangirl soul's fate is going to be in the hand of The Child of God once again?
Before long the messy-haired Sleepy Head arrived on his trademark pyjamas
He was sent there by Ahobe to help fix the damage but really just fanboyed over the Sweet King and got in his way while he fixed stuff
The Sweet King got bored and left all the work to the Last Good Soul while he and the Angel played videogames and read manga
The Bible's fukubuchou was forced to temporarily leave his vacation to deliver more sweets and games and manga to Trickster Territory
The Trickster was too busy forcing the Gentleman to play against himself in golf to bother helping to repair his Territory

Of course Monkey Ice King expects nothing less than to be exalted by the lowly peons that were his subjects
Ahn~
So the Higans gave up the hair tonic and their pride
They agreed to serve Oreo-sama forever as long as he had the card
Silver Boy somehow managed to convince Silver Man to walk into the sunset with him
Bishie sparkles were kept at minimum or else he'd notice and call them LAME
Everyone else was taken back to the Ice Kingdom by the Higans in their naval fleet

Onmyouji managed to feed his brother the curry
Now he's still tsundere but character development is well on its way
All that's left is the Mastermind

The dead fangirl, upon realising that she was alone with her tormentor, silently tried to back away as far as possible
Once he turned around she had no choice but to stop and smile awkwardly
She tried to give him a nervous wave but stopped immediately
Not knowing what to do, she started babbling about stuff and wondered how the Emperor Penguin was doing on earth with his task

the Sleepy Head managed to force the Sweet King to hand over his beloved golden fork to him because he's his number one fans and follow him all the way
meanwhile the poor Last Good Soul and Bible's fukubuchou work nights and days to fix the Sweet King's sweet kingdom while the Trickster is everything but a help
the Gentleman eventually getting tired of playing golf in the Sweet kingdom since his golf ball always stuck in the icing or got into the sponge cake or worst, mistaken as another cake by the Sweet King himself
so the Gentleman pack up (silently) hoping the Trickster don't know about his leave
but too late, now look at your Trickster
now look at me
back at your Trickster
back at me
look in your hand
there are luggage
now back at me
your luggage is now a bird plush
and the Trickster is next to you
everything happened too fast that the Gentleman doesn't even know where this neko bus is taking them...perhaps this neko bus took them to a place....where two other couples are having their honeymoon the one with Closed Heart and Acrobatic MISOOOO and Naniwa Speed Star and Rude Genius
according to plan, said the Trickster under his breath

Ahobe needs not to worry about his money
although the HIGAns seem to abuse his card a lot, EVER SINCE Oreosama released the BlueRay DVD of The Epic and Romantic Live Silver Pairs which ranked the top box office for 5 consecutive weeks ever since its release, Ahobe never worry about his monetary
beside his money is limitless in the first place

the Onmyouji peeked from the bathroom door as the evil Overmind get into his tub
he swore it'll be the one and only time he ever peeked at HIM getting ready for bath because...but probably not the last time he'll ever peek someone taking a bath
his brother was still a tsundere and knocked out by the spicy curry sadly but he's alive and being himself
the onmyouji grinned as the evil frilly Mastermind shrieked when his bathtub was full of kelp and fishes and chipped here and there
shrieked until he collapsed
only to be caught by his royal buchou
victorious, said the onmyouji inside his heart

Thankfully the fangirl soul rejoices as the Child of God seems not interested on torturing her for now since he's busy looking at his beloved Emperor Penguin in the world of mortal
from the fangirl POV, he can see Mr.Penguin approached a seaweed-haired Angel who is clutching to a bald guy...
and suddenly the Penguin delivered a deadly blow using his  hand wing....sending the angel deep inside a strawberry shortcake wall which followed by an agonizing cry from the Sweet King as his masterpiece was once again ruined
everything is good, said the Child of God

Now that his kingdom kept getting destroyed, Sweet King just gave it up
He told the Naniwa Speedstar
Who stared at him
Like "Dude wtf I've been working my ass off trying to help you"
Last Good Soul was used to it and just rolled his eyes
Even his Iron Lungs were slightly out of breath
He accompanied them onto a bus going anywhere the same route as the Neko Bus and decided to take Sleepy Head with them
It is in fact another Neko Bus whose driver was a pink cat who kept jumping in his seat
However it broke down in front of a gothic castle like a horror movie
Except a familiar and triumphant onmyouji was just leaving with his friends

Ahobe and the others were basically living Happily Ever After
So he decided to take another bath
Yes Man went to get his roses and champagne
Because Oreo-sama did not trust the Higans enough for this

Meanwhile in the afterlife we need to make a poster for this
Data Master suggested that Seaweed Angel's training would be more effective if they used...
Data Warrior's Evil Gloop Veggie Juice
DUN DUN DUN
Of course son of god agreed and made him drink
Seaweed Angel immediately went colourless, choked and foamed at the mouth
The dead fangirl's soul had no idea what was going on
She went for a walk
And got lost in the afterlife

the onmyouji said hi to them while the rest of the people were staring at the limp body the onmyouji has over his shoulder, the pink cat driver just 'nya-d' at him
unfortunately none is able to fix the poor poor bus
not even the wandering egg-headed sorcerer who seems to know the bus driver a lot
the onmyouji offer the unfortunate passengers to stay at the creepy haunted manor which seems to attract PiyoC who appears out of nowhere just like mushrooms
all of them agreed
thankfully the (ex-) owner of this manor made too many rooms for himself so this colossal free loaders can share a room for two

and do you know how long Oreo-sama could take a bath?
A day to a century
only the Yes Man is able to wait this long
this is why the rest of his team wanders all over the world
such as the Silver Pairs
the perverted man who closed his heart together with his acrobatic red headed jumping pixie who found a new rival, the pink neko bus driver
not to mention PiyoC who always wants to Gekokujou him though he seems not to be the type of person who will like to have a century of rose bath
but anyway now he has the Higans who clean his Ahobe castle, paid by that super ultra deluxe gloriously fabulous credit card
they probably have more money than pride right now

the afterlife which seems to become the second life for this poor fangirl soul doesn't seem too bad
there are beautiful flowers with unicorns and flying mint bunnies
and have I mentioned about the Lucky Leprechaun?
Yes the one with green clothes and orange hair
she found that guy! It's said that anyone who found such Lucky Leprechaun will be blessed by a lot of luck
or it's more like the Laprechaun is very attracted to girls
will it be a luck or more doom for her?

While Monkey Ice King took his century bath
The first Neko Bus stopped where Closed Heart and Pixie Boy were
The black and white Himalayan driver went "Hoara" in the "get off my bus" way
Next stop: Samurai Kingdom

So anyways
The onmyouji decided the castle was a bit too drafty and grey
So to make it warmer and brighter and more cheerful
He made a massive bonfire while everyone stared at the impossibly frilly clothes he burned
In bile fascination
And he called a swallow, a brown bear and a white whale
To send messages to his friends over at peach castle, samurai kingdom and wherever the mermen had wandered off to
Afterwards, the others made the mistake of letting him cook dinner

The pervert who cloded his heart and his pixie BFF decided that they were bored of their vacation
They went to visit PiyoC and the others
The new arrivals stared like "wtf we just got here"
They packed up and left the next day when the Neko Bus returned
"Hoara~"
Because Yes Man was too busy to transport them
He was watching over the Higans tending to Ahobe's 5k hectare rose garden
He had to keep telling the leader to stop combing his hair
And prepare goya snacks for their breaks

In the afterlife the fangirl's soul was nervous
She had quickly learned not to trust or approach any remotely handsome guy she met
Even if they were lucky and offered her a pot of gold in exchange for a date at the end of a rainbow
She nervously said that she had to go look for her flying pet bunny (lies)
Unfortunately they were close to a border to another afterlife
From where a scary grey haired monster appeared and told her not to tell him what to do
Well, of course she got scared and ran off blindly
While a shorty in a green headband told the monster not to be so mean desu
After a whole day had passed, son of god finally noticed that his new toy was gone

but sadly when the swallow was on its way to the peach castle to deliver the message to the ever-so-stoic Glasses Buchou, the swallow accidentally crashed onto a wood and badly injured
thankfully someone-who-mumble-a-lot and his friend who can't stop running and following the rhythm found the poor animal and took it to their beloved captain, the Wild Lion although the first guy keeps on fussing about how the swallow might have any disease and that his friend runs too fast that if he's not careful enough he'll crash into a tree and injure the poor swallow even more
although he's a lion, he doesn't act like one! This Wild Lion with his majestic golden hair is a very tender-care-loving one. He even has a sister, and the I'm-following-the-rhythm guy seem to have a crush on her. After the Wild Lion noticed that this swallow is a friend of his old friend, the onmyouji
So he took care this swallow as if it's his family, well this Lion take everyone as his family so it's GOOD
before out of no where his other old friend, the wandering hippie guy who can predict the future was spirited away to that place and both of them talk like how good old friends should talk

yes, the Yes Man is one minded and very dedicated Oreo-sama's right hand man
no one can do all the tasks the Monkey King give as well as him
from bring him his golden rosy towel to eat yakiniku using tongs
and to looking after the Higans tending the whole garden
he's the Yes Man
Everything will be done in a Yes pace

the Son of God was too occupied in watching his Penguin slapped his slacking Angel to work on things so he can be good enough to crush the whole world to look after the poor wandering fangirl soul so that he dispatched a newly requited Ice Cream-Shape Haired boy, deyansu
sadly this boy heard the Son of God's order in a slightly wrong way
so that he looks for this wandering soul to be brought back to the ice cream land a the other side of Styx river instead of going back to the sadistic Son of God lair

Thanks to the Golden Lion's care the swallow recovered quickly
He is too busy being king of Fudomine Jungle to take it back, though
He sent his feisty little sister to do it instead since he knows she gets on well with the onmyouji
Rythmn Guy is assigned to her as a bodyguard for the journey and he takes her on his bike
They arrive at the haunted house where the onmyouji happily invites them to dinner
The spirit of Peach Castle falls in love with the sister right away and annoys Rythmn Guy
Sadistic onmyouji wastes no time in teasing the two and watching sparks fly
He suddenly notices a messenger from Samurai Kingdom

The Glasses buchou had this odd feeling he was missing something, but shrugged and kept fishing with a magic lure a wandering egghead magician gave him

Meanwhile in the Ice Kingdom
Trickster decides that he wants a Yes Man to boss around too
So he disguises himself as Oreo-sama and tries to take over the kingdom
DUN DUN DUN
An intoxicating skill battle begins!

The fangirl's soul LOVES ice cream
She managed to get away from the leprechaun and monster and tripped
Right at Ice Cream Hair's feet
Once she gets up he explains his job to her
She happily follows him to the land beyond the River Styx
He stops just before it because once you go in you can't come back
And tells her to keep going
She told him that after all her wanderiing and walking and running even ghosts get tired
So she stopped under a tree and slept first

the messenger from the Samurai Kingdom only said 'mada mada dane' and a 'P.S. have you seen my cat?'
not really amused by the answer, the onmyouji directs both the Rhythm Guy and the PEACHY Spirit into the (ex-) castle's owner's rose garden....
he told them it'll be the place where they can fight until the last rose one of them fell down
the Aslan Golden Lion's sister just cheer for them at the perimeter of the garden while the onmyouji treat his brother with some coffee although his brother seems a bit tsundere with a sign of unconsciousness thanks to the curry

While Oreo-sama is enjoying his everlasting beauty bath, the Trickster took over his kingdom under his nose
more like..tricking every single person there so that he become the Ahobe now although having Monkey Ice Emperor-King doesn't suit his taste
Oreo-sama didn't notice this until he gets impatient ever since the Yes Man didn't come to refill his non-alcoholic champagne right in time, so that he, WITH A HEAVY HEART, took a towel to cover himself and take a step out from his glorious bath tub that's an olympic-pool size
and he almost fainted as his whole kingdom turned into..something..SOMETHING that's bad enough for his taste that even the most expensive tea can't kick him back into his sense
this means WAR

the gay fisherman Glasses buchou continues to fish until he hooks something big, heavy and HUGE, he reeled the line, until he found out what's at the end of the line. It's nothing other than a viper, washed out by the wave because he played too close to the beach
Thankfully the gay fisherman Glasses buchou is also a kind hearted so he prepares a bon fire to warm the snake and grill some fishes

MEANWHILE IN THE AFTERLIFE/METAWORLD
the poor fangirl soul is sleeping under the willow tree with the Ice Cream boy
but when she woke up, both of them was caught in a genie lamp, oh no! Someone bottled them and try to sell them as a fake genie lamp!

Onmyouji drank some coffee with his brother while trying to decide waht to do next
He was really bored
And didn't really feel like reminding the Prince of Samurai Kingdom that his cat drives one of the Neko Bus
Plus what Mada Mada Dane?
It's still too early for that Prince to win against him!
Suddenly it starts raining BLACK RAIN
Everyone goes and gets stuck in the mansion
They start playing poker
Of course the onmyouji always wins
No one can ever tell what he's thinking
He got bored again so he left to take care of his cacti
And call his sis for advice

Ahobe has no choice to get ready for battle
Fortunately his butler Michael was on break while all of this was happening and retirned to help him
COME AT ME LOWLY PEON
Everyone settles to watch them munching popcorn and various other snacks
What use is LASER BEAM against Ahobe's CHARM POINT, which is his TEARDROP MOLE
And why is he dancing anyway
/le gasp
It's Rondo Towards Destruction

While feeding and warming the viper
Glasses Buchou started imparting Great Wisdom and all that
He decided to train Viper once he recovered fully
Someday Viper will succeed him
The Viper just fushuu'd and admired Glasses Buchou and understood his strictness
A wandering Data Warrior with all his data joined them
He offered to help with Viper's training
At first he said no but
Data Warrior dressed up as a cat, played traditional Japanese music and ate food like he enjoyed it
Finally Viper relented

Dead fangirl is like wtf
First I die mysteriously then tormented then forgotten then ignored then lost then harrassed then intimidated and now this
She started screaming at whoever it was
Come face me like a MAN
Until her voice got hoarse and she couldn't speak
She changed tactics and searched her pockets
In there was hammerspace filled with explosives and matches and a flamethrower and scented candles
They were still there even though she's a ghost
She maybe a dead fangirl's soul but she's still a pyromaniac

the onmyouji is still worried about Glasses Buchou after what he had heard from the grape vine that he's going to go to the land of wurst so that he can catch the legendary wurst fish and climb the prestigious mountain of beer
he's worried that the Glasses Buchou might be turned into a cyborg by an(other) evil creep like what the pink cat bus driver told him
so that the onmyouji uses his ultimate weapon, The Ocarina of Time which will call his beloved Glasses Buchou in a second to a month, depends on where this Glasses buchou is located

While he's performing such beautiful dance like a peacock tries to attract his mate, the Trickster unleash his secret weapon
he transformed into the BIBLE Holder and ahn...ECSTASY!
Ahobe took some damage from it
but no such cheap joke can crumble his AHOBE Kingdom!
Now he's using his X-ray vision to look through his opponent
before realizing...why he's looking at his bones anyway?
As if he can find anything with that...
as he let his guard down, the Trickster turned himself into the GLASSES BUCHOU and said 'Yudan sezu ni ikou'
it was very effective

After hearing that tezukasonic frequency from the Ocarina of the T, the glasses buchou packed up and make his way to the creepy mansion, unknowing where he's going actually
he's followed by the faithful creepy egg headed magician
leaving the viper under the Data Warrior's mercy
and also his juices

KABOOM
and the genie lamp exploded
the poor fangirl ghost found herself and the Ice Cream boy sitting on the top of a table
and two guys, one with glasses and the other one with green headband protecting him
claiming that he'll never let anyone hurt his lover
isn't that green headband a bit popular lately? They have seen three people using this

And so Glasses Buchou began his journey to see the onmyouji and friends
The original party felt something tingling in their memory
A murder, lots of blood, a mystery and a fangirl crying over the death of her friend
Asking them to investigate
Somehow, it feels like they had this forgotten purpose now coming back to them...

Oreo-sama frustratedly roared
TEZUUUKAAAAAAAAA
And started attacking again
It became a battle of endurance
Behold, Tezuka ZOOOOOOOOOOONE
Suddenly there was a large bump on Glasses Buchou
The Trickster decided to change again and became
YES Man
All your attacks are returned with their strength doubled
No way! The winner will be AHOBE!
And Ice Monkey just yells at them to shut up, let him concentrate

The Viper undertook harsh trainings and even harsher juices with the Data Warrior
It was so horrible that anyone who reads about it pukes
Hell I'm puking right now thinking about it
Finally he developed some new moves
Boomerang Snake and Tornado Snake
And he wondered
What were they even for??

The fangirl ghost raised and eyebrow
I don't want your lover
She brushed debris off her ghostly form
Jumped off the table
Walked off to an empty spot nearby
Lit scented candles
Breathed slowly to relax and decide what to do now
Would the mystery of her death ever be solved?