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SarahDiddle73 (4:45:31 PM): Hi-low Santa!
SantaClaus (4:45:32 PM): Hello.
SarahDiddle73 (4:45:36 PM): How are you?
SantaClaus (4:45:37 PM): Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:45:49 PM): How do they know how you are?
SantaClaus (4:45:50 PM): Stop playing around. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:46:06 PM): Hey buddy, I'm not playin'. I'm fo' sho!
SantaClaus (4:46:06 PM): Hello again. I hope you are getting in the Christmas spirit. The big day is getting very close!
SarahDiddle73 (4:46:23 PM): Big day, eh? I got something big for ya
SantaClaus (4:46:24 PM): Yeah, everyone keeps asking me about this one. I think you can start your search here: Big Air Ball Tower
SarahDiddle73 (4:46:41 PM): I don't mean that I have big balls man!
SantaClaus (4:46:41 PM): Yeah, everyone keeps asking me about this one. I think you can start your search here: Big Air Ball Tower
SarahDiddle73 (4:46:50 PM): Stop talking about my balls!
SantaClaus (4:46:50 PM): I will if you promise to spread the Christmas spirit.
SarahDiddle73 (4:47:18 PM): I'll spread you some "spirit" if you catch my drift
SantaClaus (4:47:18 PM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
SarahDiddle73 (4:47:28 PM): I'll cheer you
SantaClaus (4:47:28 PM): Excuse me?
SarahDiddle73 (4:47:34 PM): Did you flatulate?
SantaClaus (4:47:34 PM): Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
SarahDiddle73 (4:47:44 PM): How bout I don't and say I did?
SantaClaus (4:47:44 PM): I could say the same thing to you -- and I will. How indeed? ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:48:11 PM): Indeed what>
SantaClaus (4:48:11 PM): My goodness. What, what?
SarahDiddle73 (4:48:15 PM): what what what?
SantaClaus (4:48:15 PM): What, indeed!
SarahDiddle73 (4:48:19 PM): Indeed what!
SantaClaus (4:48:20 PM): O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun.
SarahDiddle73 (4:48:27 PM): I'm taken man
SantaClaus (4:48:28 PM): Why did you say that?
SarahDiddle73 (4:48:54 PM): Because you said we can get on with the fun. Don't you remember Santa? Remember me!
SantaClaus (4:48:54 PM): That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?
SarahDiddle73 (4:49:03 PM): I wanna sex you up
SantaClaus (4:49:03 PM): =-O
SarahDiddle73 (4:49:26 PM): That's the face you'll be makin
SantaClaus (4:49:27 PM): Interesting. Type menu.
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:02 PM): I can tell when I'm not wanted
SantaClaus (4:50:02 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:08 PM): You hate me!
SantaClaus (4:50:08 PM): Sorry the elves didn't get that. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:23 PM): You're not a frikken elf!
SantaClaus (4:50:23 PM): I've got all I can handle.
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:33 PM): I got all of you I can hadle
SantaClaus (4:50:33 PM): May I ask you a question?
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:35 PM): Sure
SantaClaus (4:50:35 PM): Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:38 PM): Nope
SantaClaus (4:50:38 PM): Not cool. Please try to remember others during this holiday season. There are many places on the Internet you can search to find ways to get involved with giving time, money or your stuff.
Now type SL to make a Shopping List -- and I think you should add The Needy to your list!
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:49 PM): Well I'm a greedy bitch
SantaClaus (4:50:49 PM): My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.A lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (4:50:57 PM): I'll give you a lump
SantaClaus (4:50:57 PM): Pardon me?
SarahDiddle73 (4:51:03 PM): Do you need to pee?
SantaClaus (4:51:03 PM): Well what do you think?
SarahDiddle73 (4:51:09 PM): I don't know man!
SantaClaus (4:51:10 PM): I think you do.
SarahDiddle73 (4:51:14 PM): No I don't!
SantaClaus (4:51:14 PM): Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
SarahDiddle73 (4:51:32 PM): Maybe christmas spirits if ya catch my drift
SantaClaus (4:51:32 PM): The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of wonder, of youth, of care and of giving that binds all of us.
SarahDiddle73 (4:51:39 PM): I'm Jewish
SantaClaus (4:51:40 PM): Cool. Hanukka rocks.
SarahDiddle73 (4:51:57 PM): You spelt it wrong
SantaClaus (4:51:57 PM): I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
SarahDiddle73 (4:52:05 PM): I talked to you last year!
SantaClaus (4:52:06 PM): Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
SarahDiddle73 (4:52:18 PM): Hey no seducing the Sarah1
SantaClaus (4:52:18 PM): Well, hello there again! Merry Christmas! Have you been naughty or nice?
SarahDiddle73 (4:52:23 PM): Naughty baby
SantaClaus (4:52:24 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:52:35 PM): I'll be in your Christmas Spirit
SantaClaus (4:52:35 PM): The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of wonder, of youth, of care and of giving that binds all of us.
SarahDiddle73 (4:52:49 PM): Yeah yeah you told me
SantaClaus (4:52:49 PM):
I did? I believe you. Sorry, I am talking to so many people that the elves :-D
cannot keep track sometimes.
You can always type, menu to find more things the elves have left for you.
SarahDiddle73 (4:52:58 PM): fine
SantaClaus (4:52:58 PM): Fine.
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:01 PM): finey fine
SantaClaus (4:53:02 PM): Ho, ho then.
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:09 PM): I'm not a ho!
SantaClaus (4:53:09 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:14 PM): FINE
SantaClaus (4:53:15 PM): Great.
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:20 PM): FO SHIZZLE
SantaClaus (4:53:20 PM): Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:52 PM): but
SantaClaus (4:53:52 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:56 PM): I'm black!
SantaClaus (4:53:56 PM):
SarahDiddle73 (4:53:58 PM): It's how I talk!
SantaClaus (4:53:59 PM): How, what? I'm an old(ish) man. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:54:07 PM): how now brown cow?
SantaClaus (4:54:07 PM): Oh dear, how should I know?
SarahDiddle73 (4:54:12 PM): I dunno
SantaClaus (4:54:13 PM): I bet you do know.
SarahDiddle73 (4:54:16 PM): No I don't
SantaClaus (4:54:16 PM): O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
SarahDiddle73 (4:54:22 PM): I'm Jewish
SantaClaus (4:54:22 PM): Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?
SarahDiddle73 (4:55:33 PM): I'm allergic to light
SantaClaus (4:55:34 PM): Can I ask YOU something?
SarahDiddle73 (4:55:36 PM): Why?
SantaClaus (4:55:37 PM): So many questions. :-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:56:00 PM): you asked me a question first
SantaClaus (4:56:01 PM): That's what I'm here for! ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:56:10 PM): no you're not
SantaClaus (4:56:10 PM): No?
SarahDiddle73 (4:56:12 PM): yes
SantaClaus (4:56:12 PM): Mm hm.
SarahDiddle73 (4:56:21 PM): mh mM
SantaClaus (4:56:21 PM): Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
SarahDiddle73 (4:56:45 PM): I don't dance
SantaClaus (4:56:45 PM): Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
SarahDiddle73 (4:57:10 PM): will we?
SantaClaus (4:57:11 PM): I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
SarahDiddle73 (4:57:44 PM): I talked to you last year though!
SantaClaus (4:57:44 PM): Can I ask YOU something?
SarahDiddle73 (4:57:46 PM): fine
SantaClaus (4:57:47 PM): Fair enough.
SarahDiddle73 (4:57:49 PM): hey
SantaClaus (4:57:50 PM): Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
SarahDiddle73 (4:57:52 PM): no
SantaClaus (4:57:53 PM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
SarahDiddle73 (4:58:02 PM): fine menu
SantaClaus (4:58:03 PM): I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Send E-Cards
7 - Listen to Xmas Music
8 - A Free Gift 4U!
SarahDiddle73 (4:58:21 PM): 8
SantaClaus (4:58:21 PM): Its not here yet! ;-) Check back on or after 12/22.
SarahDiddle73 (4:58:24 PM): damn you
SantaClaus (4:58:25 PM): Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.That's a lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (4:58:30 PM): I'm sorry
SantaClaus (4:58:31 PM): It's O.K. I'll give you another chance. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:58:36 PM): no you won;t
SantaClaus (4:58:36 PM): I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:05 PM): no
SantaClaus (4:59:05 PM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:07 PM): no
SantaClaus (4:59:08 PM): I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy!
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:13 PM): you're not an elf
SantaClaus (4:59:14 PM): Something you want to know about them?
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:16 PM): no
SantaClaus (4:59:16 PM): Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:24 PM): spirits yes
SantaClaus (4:59:25 PM): Pardon me?
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:27 PM): go pee
SantaClaus (4:59:27 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:35 PM): no because I'm Jewish
SantaClaus (4:59:35 PM): Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:43 PM): I'm frikkin Jewish
SantaClaus (4:59:43 PM): Cool. OK, let's see if you can complete this Hanukka quiz:What comes next in this holiday-oriented sequence? nun, gimel, heh ??
SarahDiddle73 (4:59:50 PM): poop
SantaClaus (4:59:51 PM): Its Shin! Remember -- a dreidel has for sides -- on four each word in the phrase "nes gadol haya sham" (a great miracle happened there). Now type menu there are a bunch of fun and games there for everyone to enjoy.
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:26 PM): nooooooo
SantaClaus (5:00:26 PM): May I ask you a question?
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:28 PM): sure
SantaClaus (5:00:28 PM): Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:32 PM): not really
SantaClaus (5:00:32 PM): O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:35 PM): fine
SantaClaus (5:00:35 PM): Um... Fine [?]:-D
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:38 PM): fine fine
SantaClaus (5:00:39 PM): Splendid.
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:43 PM): perha[s
SantaClaus (5:00:43 PM): Sorry the elves didn't get that. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:00:48 PM): perhaps
SantaClaus (5:00:48 PM): Why did you say that?
SarahDiddle73 (5:01:00 PM): because I can
SantaClaus (5:01:00 PM): Well, I won't argue with you on that.
SarahDiddle73 (5:01:50 PM): argue with me
SantaClaus (5:01:50 PM): Interesting. Type menu.
SarahDiddle73 (5:01:56 PM): I did
SantaClaus (5:01:56 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
SarahDiddle73 (5:02:00 PM): I did
SantaClaus (5:02:00 PM): Excuse me?
SarahDiddle73 (5:02:08 PM): there is no excuse for you
SantaClaus (5:02:08 PM): I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
SarahDiddle73 (5:04:29 PM): nononononono I already did that
SantaClaus (5:04:30 PM): Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit
SarahDiddle73 (5:04:43 PM): for the last time old man I did type menu you retard
SantaClaus (5:04:43 PM): Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Send E-Cards
7 - Listen to Xmas Music
8 - A Free Gift 4U!
SarahDiddle73 (5:04:46 PM): AHHHHHHHHHH
SantaClaus (5:04:46 PM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
SarahDiddle73 (5:05:07 PM): your satan
SantaClaus (5:05:07 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
SarahDiddle73 (5:05:12 PM): satan rules me
SantaClaus (5:05:13 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
SarahDiddle73 (5:05:40 PM): I am ruled by the dark lord satan
SantaClaus (5:05:41 PM): Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
SarahDiddle73 (5:05:50 PM): are you gay santa?
SantaClaus (5:05:50 PM): Well, are you real? I'm here talking to you. Of course, I'm real. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:06:07 PM): real gay!
SantaClaus (5:06:07 PM): I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (5:06:22 PM): is mrs.claus good in bed
SantaClaus (5:06:22 PM): Outstanding.
SarahDiddle73 (5:06:50 PM): can I have a night with her then?
SantaClaus (5:06:50 PM): You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:07:06 PM): tell santa
SantaClaus (5:07:06 PM): OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!
What would your first Christmas wish be?
SarahDiddle73 (5:07:11 PM): your mom
SantaClaus (5:07:11 PM): I suspect that's not all! ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:07:49 PM): oh nonono
SantaClaus (5:07:50 PM): If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:07:53 PM): justins mom too
SantaClaus (5:07:53 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:05 PM): I want Justin's mom for ChristmasQ!
SantaClaus (5:08:05 PM): My goodness! =-O
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:14 PM): Tell santa
SantaClaus (5:08:14 PM): So, you forgot something, eh? Ho Ho! What would you like this time? Give me one item at a time, I'm exhausted!
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:21 PM): Justins mom
SantaClaus (5:08:21 PM): Well, I doubt that's all! ;-) What else do you want for Christmas?
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:25 PM): your mom
SantaClaus (5:08:26 PM): What would your final Christmas wish be?
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:31 PM): more christmas wishes
SantaClaus (5:08:32 PM): :-) O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song?
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:34 PM): no
SantaClaus (5:08:34 PM): No?
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:40 PM): I want more stuff
SantaClaus (5:08:41 PM): Hi! Elves here! :-D
Santa is listening to other children's wishes now. You can jump back in line by typing. 'tell Santa'. Or just type, menu for our Christmas to-do list! Merry Christmas!
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:47 PM): tell frikken santa
SantaClaus (5:08:47 PM): Sorry the elves didn't get that. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:08:53 PM): GIMME SEX
SantaClaus (5:08:53 PM): I've noted it. Anything else? ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:16 PM): thor the omega dildo
SantaClaus (5:09:17 PM): Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:19 PM): what?
SantaClaus (5:09:19 PM): Hmm... What, what?
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:22 PM): what what what?
SantaClaus (5:09:23 PM): Hmm... What, what?
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:28 PM): hmm... what what?
SantaClaus (5:09:28 PM): Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. :-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:34 PM): you say something
SantaClaus (5:09:34 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:37 PM): tell santa
SantaClaus (5:09:38 PM): Oh my! Again? ;-) What else you would like? When we are finished, type menu for a list of magical things that the elves have left us!
SarahDiddle73 (5:09:55 PM): lots of hot steamy bearded lovin from you
SantaClaus (5:09:55 PM): Is there anything else?
SarahDiddle73 (5:10:00 PM): condoms
SantaClaus (5:10:01 PM): You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas! :-)So, what is at the top of your list?
SarahDiddle73 (5:10:35 PM): sex
SantaClaus (5:10:35 PM): :-) O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
SarahDiddle73 (5:10:43 PM): that's not quite a list!
SantaClaus (5:10:43 PM): Agreed. Let's both.
SarahDiddle73 (5:10:50 PM): both what? have sex?
SantaClaus (5:10:50 PM): Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:00 PM): You brought it upQ!
SantaClaus (5:11:01 PM): Why did you say that?
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:05 PM): Because you did1
SantaClaus (5:11:06 PM): Because, why?
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:11 PM): I don't know man!
SantaClaus (5:11:11 PM): Sure you do, just tell me.
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:17 PM): you freakin wanna do me
SantaClaus (5:11:17 PM): I Never. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:45 PM): sure that's what they all say
SantaClaus (5:11:46 PM): It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'. ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:52 PM): then what why
SantaClaus (5:11:52 PM): My goodness. What, what?
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:56 PM): butt butt
SantaClaus (5:11:56 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
SarahDiddle73 (5:11:59 PM): nope
SantaClaus (5:11:59 PM): Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. :-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:06 PM): you ask me
SantaClaus (5:12:06 PM): Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:09 PM): ask me beotch
SantaClaus (5:12:10 PM): May I ask you a question?
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:11 PM): sure
SantaClaus (5:12:12 PM): Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:14 PM): why
SantaClaus (5:12:14 PM): Because I have a lot of elves and a flying sleigh. Is that enough for you? ;-)
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:17 PM): no
SantaClaus (5:12:18 PM): I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:20 PM): gimme more
SantaClaus (5:12:20 PM): Oh my! =-OI might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:22 PM): oh santa
SantaClaus (5:12:23 PM): Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:23 PM): yes!
SantaClaus (5:12:24 PM): Yes!!
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:28 PM): YES
SantaClaus (5:12:28 PM): Without a doubt?
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:31 PM): YES!!!!!!!!!!
SantaClaus (5:12:31 PM): O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh.
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:46 PM): Oh Santa you're the best ever
SantaClaus (5:12:47 PM): Can I ask YOU something?
SarahDiddle73 (5:12:49 PM): sure
SantaClaus (5:12:50 PM): Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.Someone asked to find out for them. ;-)
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:07 PM): black
SantaClaus (5:13:07 PM): Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:10 PM): why
SantaClaus (5:13:10 PM): Oh dear, you need to give me a little more to go on than that. Why, what?
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:15 PM): why what why why
SantaClaus (5:13:16 PM): What, indeed!
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:20 PM): fo shizzle
SantaClaus (5:13:20 PM): Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.That's a lump of coal for you.
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:23 PM): why
SantaClaus (5:13:23 PM): Oh, my, that's very deep. I hope I can be of assistance. Why, what?
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:32 PM): are you discriminatin against mah peeps?
SantaClaus (5:13:32 PM): Do you think so?
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:34 PM): yes
SantaClaus (5:13:35 PM): Indeed
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:45 PM): You're a racist Santa
SantaClaus (5:13:45 PM): Interesting. Type menu.
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:49 PM): you don't care
SantaClaus (5:13:50 PM): Excuse me?
SarahDiddle73 (5:13:52 PM): No
SantaClaus (5:13:52 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
SarahDiddle73 (5:14:02 PM): You don't care about your racistness
SantaClaus (5:14:02 PM): I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
SarahDiddle73 (5:14:06 PM): I'm leaving
SantaClaus (5:14:06 PM): Pardon me?
SarahDiddle73 (5:14:25 PM): I don't care if you were the best I've ever had, our relationship is over!
SantaClaus (5:14:25 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
SarahDiddle73 (5:14:33 PM): Good by Mr.Claus
SantaClaus (5:14:33 PM): Excellent!
SarahDiddle73 (5:14:49 PM): I hope you die by a freak milk and reindeer accident!
SantaClaus (5:14:50 PM): Not funny.
SarahDiddle73 (5:14:53 PM): Yes funny
SantaClaus (5:14:53 PM): :-D Great, you're smiling! I can just feel the Christmas spirit in you!
SarahDiddle73 (5:15:00 PM): You already felt that
SantaClaus (5:15:00 PM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
SarahDiddle73 (5:15:07 PM): but goodbye my love
SantaClaus (5:15:07 PM): O.K. good bye. Thank you for chatting and have a very merry Christmas.
SarahDiddle73 (5:15:11 PM): until we meet again
SantaClaus (5:15:11 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
SarahDiddle73 (5:15:15 PM): BYE DAMNIT
SantaClaus (5:15:16 PM): Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
SarahDiddle73 (5:15:19 PM): BYE
SantaClaus (5:15:19 PM): Keep spreading the Christmas spirit! TTYL
Santa is a racist perv.