T E X T ][ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

[pyromatique]

Seriously, guys. And ladies. There are a lot of better ways to commit total suicide than say jumping off of a fucking building. Guns, sleeping pills, incineration

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[derse_princess]

Actually, I can.
I don't feel particularly inclined to, but I could if I wanted to.

[pyromatique]

Aside from being a smartass, you have the ability to fly? What, you got wings?

[derse_princess]

No.
I have magic.

[pyromatique]

So, you have a wand and a cloak?

[adamantined]

Were you going to be stating the obvious the next time a curse that makes you do things involuntarily comes around? Or is this just a one time thing?

[pyromatique]

I'm just doing my job. Pretending to give a shit.

[dude_imbatman]

I've spent all morning talking hot chicks down.

Gotta say...it was better than doing paperwork

[pyromatique]

Man. I can't be bothered. I figure this PSA nonsense should be enough. I've done my part.

[dude_imbatman]

[Dean smirks at that despite that Pyro can't see him]

Good citizen deed for the day?

[pyromatique]

Was just hoping I'd get a raise for going out of my way and looking like I give a shit.

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[whattingawhat]

Dawnie nearly took a dive from the top of a really tall building. Today is not my favorite. She's okay though.

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[pyromatique]

You keeping her locked up in her room?

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[whattingawhat]

Yup. I moved a dresser in front of her door and I'm sitting outside the window right now. She hates me. I'm okay with that.

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[pyromatique]

Good thing she doesn't have that slayer strength of yours.

[valentineluke]

I'm sure the Emergency Room is grateful.

[pyromatique]

Aw, shucks. You don't have to thank me.