AUDIO ][ LOST & FOUND.

[pyromatique]

I found these two in front of my doorstep this morning. If you think I'm the kind of guy who's capable of looking after anything or anyone other than, well, myself, you're sadly mistaken. Kindly take the fish off my hands or I'll flush 'em down the toilet by the end of the day.

Comments

Voice;

[dude_imbatman]

You never won those fish at the carnivals? They live about a week and then you've got a bawling kid on your hands 'cause the fish died.

Voice;

[pyromatique]

Never been to a carnival. [ Yes. His kiddy life was tragic. Thanks for the reminder. ]

Re: Voice;

[dude_imbatman]

Eh the clowns are creepy, the chicks are trashy--and not in a good way and the music sucks. [Don't let him fool you. He kind of thinks carnivals are awesome. He likes tricking the games.]

Voice;

[pyromatique]

Man, I hate clowns. [ Fff. He didn't mean to let that out. Quick. Time for a change of subject. ]

Heard your mummy's here. That true?

[valentineluke]

So much fuss over feeders.

[pyromatique]

I don't do well with things that need looking after.

[valentineluke]

I'm referring to the 'critics'. If the fish were something less physically appealing, like say scorpions, highly doubt you'd be dogpiled.

[pyromatique]

True. But at least, I found someone willing to take the stupid fish off my hands. Doubt I'd find someone willing to take in two scorpions.

[immortaltwat]

What, you mean you don't like them?

[pyromatique]

Should have known it was you.

[immortaltwat]

Who said it was me?

[pyromatique]

Who else would it be? You're the only one who's been a major pain in my ass since the first week I got here.

[specifics]

You can't look after fish?

[pyromatique]

I don't want to. There's a difference. [ Yeah. No. He can't. ]

[specifics]

Right...

[ SKEPTICAL of that 'difference'... ]

[pyromatique]

What? You think just because I can't look after fish, I'm less of a man somehow?

[antimafioso]

How sad. It sounds like they were left for you.

Oh, well. Why not just flush or eat them now? They're only fish.

[pyromatique]

Yeah. Left by a crazed stalker of mine.

Figured someone would want them.

[antimafioso]

How touching.

Has anyone offered?

[pyromatique]

Yeah, Dawn. Trust a girl to be willing to take the little stinkers in.