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GOD DAMN i am all jacked up on energy drink. how are these not illegal

MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE AND MY BLOOD IS ELECTRICITY AND MY HANDS ARE JACKHAMMERS

and my tummy hurts :(

I've done a pretty great job of digging myself into a position where, no matter what happens, I'm going to have to hurt somebody's feelings. So... good job, dakotasaurus.

BAWWW CRYPTIC LIVEJOURNAL POST I AM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

fuck that. DUKE FUCKING NUKEM


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Sometimes it can be a weird, wonderful world.

( Do you know who the greatest badass is? )

What a long, strange night that was. It turns out that you really do have only to believe if you wish to achieve!

AHH MY HEAD HURTS REALLY BAD AND THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT AND I CAN'T DRIVE ANYWHERE AND I ORDERED A PIZZA BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE AN HOUR ALSO IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE GOD DAMN I CAN REMEMBER WHEN PIZZA USED TO BE A LOT CHEAPER AND SERIOUSLY AN HOUR WHAT THE HELL IT USED TO TAKE LIKE 20 DAMN MINUTES TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT AND ( Read more... )

Ahh you know I'm just bellyachin', Internet. Just cause some crappy things happened don't mean you can't still have a good time. I've had worse years than this, like all of the years of middle school, by way of for example. How can you be unhappy when you've got weather this nice, bountiful jugs of wine, beautiful women (i myself don't have any of ( Read more... )

Fuck 2008. other than this sweet house and a decent job, 2008 has just fed me a rasher of shit. in other news I fucking hate dentists. What kind of bullshit it is where they can apparently have more important things to do than their god damn job? Oh, mister dentist, don't let me dental fucking emergency get in the way of your game of golf on a ( Read more... )

you know what I hate? when i send out a bunch of unrelated text messages and dont get a response from anybody for a long damn time. I'm all, did they work? did something go horribly wrong ( Read more... )