Read this part of an editorial written by Maureen Dowd of the NY Times, she always knows just what to say ( Read more... )

I wrote this while i was sitting in court. Its pretty dumb, but i haven't posted in a while so here goes ( Read more... )

sunday night i was arrested for have a plant in my car ( Read more... )

I will fight no more forever.

Top Three Entries of 2004 ( Read more... )

I dream last night that I was back in high school, but it was not me back in high school, it was me now that was back in high school. I had taken college classes and I was extremely confused about what I was doing back in high school ( Read more... )

What in THE fuck. Have you ever seen that show strangers with candy where at the begining shes talking about all the stuff she did and at one point she says "I stole the TV ( Read more... )

Wait, wait. i hate this computer. i have plans involving a shotgun for this computer.

I have an idea. There needs to be a radio station that broadcasts nationwide and plays only The Pixies.

Over and over and over and over.
And over and over and over and over.

tomorrow is the the first day of my third decade. wowza.

third is right.

If only you gifted kids were as smart as they said. Then we'd all know the truth by now. Solve all the problems by now ( Read more... )