Title: Uninvited Guest
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Moaning Myrtle
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive themes
Prompt: 31, ghost
Notes: Alternate title to this piece is "Myrtle is an Effing Perv." And you thought she was creepy in Goblet of Fire.
Apologies for the sucky anatomy. And the lame background. And the pesky bubbles covering Sirius' arse.
If you're interested in that sort of thing, the title of this piece is actually an Old English play on words. The Anglo-Saxon word gæst means both "guest" and "ghost." Oh Beowulf.