so i leave cartoon network on for my bird during the day. i was shaving and overhearing a halloween cartoon (this one happens to be cgi). there's a witch who's a "scary god mother." she takes a little girl to her house for a party. at the house a rather....shall we say, flamboyant skeleton comes out of the closet. think about that one for a second ( Read more... )

so i was walking downstairs to go to my room tonight and on the bottom step i see a rather large spider. the body was about as long as my thumb and about half as wide. i found my bb gun upstairs and proceded to shoot it. i got it on the first shot but not a kill shot. it crawled into a crack and i shot it twice more (after the second time it was ( Read more... )

over almost as quickly as it began. but i won't get myself down.

fucking women. the end.

so friday night consisted of work for the most part. there was some time with jenny before she had to go home and then stacey and kelly joined me for spears. but everyone was gone by then so we went to steak n shake where we got the worst service ever. came back here and they fell asleep on my bed. so i slept on the couch ( Read more... )

mmm...great day. thank you to everyone who remembered and made my day special. this is definately the best (or at least one of the best) birthdays ever. i'm now legal. and now it's legal for me to drive whenever because i have my class C license. two words: pink tiara. well, if there's anything else you'd like to know about my day or my party, just

so i guess i should update. took courtney out for breakfast saturday. then NOPI. came back for courtney's thing at waffle house. sunday got up again for NOPI. i got to drive my dream car and now i'm fully convinced of buying one. got to see the Signal drift team from just a few feet away. so many beautiful cars (and women). 3 skylines. and i have a ( Read more... )

hell, i'm forgotten before i kill myself. that sucks.