like bigfoot
I want to have a beard.
It's not because I wish I were a man and if I can't have a pair of hairy balls then I might as well have a hairy face. No, I'm fine with being female. I just think it would be really cool to have a beard. (Plus, bearded people are considered to be pretty suspicious by airport security, so that might lead to a few more adventures...)
I could braid it! It would match the braid on my head.
I could put twigs in it! Then I could pretend that I've been living in the wilds.
I could let birds build a nest in it! You know, after I've actually spent a few years in the wild...
I could grow it out really long and twine in sharp objects, then swing it around as a weapon. I could even dual-wield, since I've got pretty long hair already. I imagine myself as a naked barbarian-type running around in the woods with a beard trailing on the ground a couple feet behind me. Then, when enemies arrive, I'd shriek inhumanly and pick up my copious facial hair and whip them to death with it. Or just strangle them.
Then when I got bored of being hairy, I'd rejoin society and lazer it all off so hair could never grow there again. After all, I only keep my hair long because I'm too lazy to get it cut. I'd be too lazy to trim my beard, too.
It's not because I wish I were a man and if I can't have a pair of hairy balls then I might as well have a hairy face. No, I'm fine with being female. I just think it would be really cool to have a beard. (Plus, bearded people are considered to be pretty suspicious by airport security, so that might lead to a few more adventures...)
I could braid it! It would match the braid on my head.
I could put twigs in it! Then I could pretend that I've been living in the wilds.
I could let birds build a nest in it! You know, after I've actually spent a few years in the wild...
I could grow it out really long and twine in sharp objects, then swing it around as a weapon. I could even dual-wield, since I've got pretty long hair already. I imagine myself as a naked barbarian-type running around in the woods with a beard trailing on the ground a couple feet behind me. Then, when enemies arrive, I'd shriek inhumanly and pick up my copious facial hair and whip them to death with it. Or just strangle them.
Then when I got bored of being hairy, I'd rejoin society and lazer it all off so hair could never grow there again. After all, I only keep my hair long because I'm too lazy to get it cut. I'd be too lazy to trim my beard, too.