This burger is UN-AMERICAN!!!

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Dijongate is a wee bit over a year old now. In celebration, I AM DESTROYING AMERICA WITH MY AWESOME HAMBURGERS OF UN-AMERICAN-ISMMy secret hatred for this country, revealed

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[ketchupblood]

xD I, on the other hand, had a real American hamburger. YOU UNAMERICAN COMMUNIST RACIST ELITIST HOMOSEXUAL, GRRR. MY, ER, MANLY AMERICANNESS WILL OVERCOME YOU!

[pyrrhic_victoly]

IT'S A BURGER BATTLE. I say we strap our burgers onto robots and have them duke it out. The sauce will fly!

[sliideshow]

Srsly, I lol'd irl. 8]

That picture of your burger just made my day. No joke. xD

[pyrrhic_victoly]

I LIVE TO SERVE HAMBURGERS.

Hee~ Glad I could bring the lulz!

[stereochemist]

LETS ADD SOME CHIPOTLE SAUCE TO THE MIX AND CALL IT ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW BURGER!!

Man, I love your sarcasm. On a similar but unrelated note, I've never stepped foot in a Burger King. NO LIES. Not that I don't eat meat, it's just that I'm an unamerican racist communist elitist homosexual.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

FUCK YEAH CHIPOTLE. And maybe some hummus, too, to make it a terrorist burger.

I only remember going into a Burger King once. (My memory fails me...) But even though I went into Burger King, I've never had one of their burgers. Thing is, fast food burgers rarely taste like burgers. Or food.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Isn't it? So gay, and yet it cost like $2 and 10 minutes. I think it was the baby pickle that pushed it over the boundary from European-type gay to outright FAGGOT ON A BUN. Because everyone knows that baby veggies are queer.

[mnemo_syne]

LOL.
Looks quite tasty. But normally I'd only eat sprouts on a crabcake sandwich. Because I have STANDARDS.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

HAHAHA. STANDARDS? WHAT ARE THOSE?
I put sprouts on everything just because I can.