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I saw this and couldn't stop laughing... my brother so need these classes...
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, February 6th, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 "How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays" --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation - Meets for 4 weeks,
Monday and Wednesday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 2 "The Toilet Paper Roll --- Round Table Discussion - "Does It Change Itself?" - Meets for 2 weeks,
Saturday at 12PM (Noon), 2 hrs.
Class 3 "Is It Possible To Only Urinate In The Toilet" --- Group Practice - Using The Techniques Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls, and Nearby Bathtub - Meets for 4 weeks,
Saturday at 10PM, 2 hrs
Class 4 "Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor" --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics - Meets for 3 weeks,
Saturdays at 2PM
Class 5 "After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?" --- Examples on Video - Meets for 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 6 "Loss Of Identity" --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other Help Line Support and Support Groups - Meets for 4 weeks,
Friday and Sunday at 7PM
Class 7 "Learning To Find Things" --- Starting By Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming Open Forum - Meets for 4 weeks,
Monday at 8PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 "Health Watch" --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tapes - Meets for 1 week,
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7PM, 2 hrs.
Class 9 "Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost" --- Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6PM - (Length of Time and Location to be determined)
Class 10 "Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?" --- Driving Simulations 4 weeks,
Saturday's at 12PM (noon), 2 hrs.
Class 11 "Learning To Live" --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife Online Classes and Role-playing
Tuesdays at 7PM - (Length of Time and Location to be determined)
Class 12 "How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion" --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques - Meets for 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 13 "How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy" --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversariesand Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late - Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies - Intensive courses lasting for 1 week or more determined on progress,
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- Live Demonstration "What Is It and How It Is Used?"
Tuesdays at 6PM, - (Length of Time and Location to be determined)
I saw this and couldn't stop laughing... my brother so need these classes...
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, February 6th, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 "How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays" --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation - Meets for 4 weeks,
Monday and Wednesday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 2 "The Toilet Paper Roll --- Round Table Discussion - "Does It Change Itself?" - Meets for 2 weeks,
Saturday at 12PM (Noon), 2 hrs.
Class 3 "Is It Possible To Only Urinate In The Toilet" --- Group Practice - Using The Techniques Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls, and Nearby Bathtub - Meets for 4 weeks,
Saturday at 10PM, 2 hrs
Class 4 "Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor" --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics - Meets for 3 weeks,
Saturdays at 2PM
Class 5 "After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?" --- Examples on Video - Meets for 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 6 "Loss Of Identity" --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other Help Line Support and Support Groups - Meets for 4 weeks,
Friday and Sunday at 7PM
Class 7 "Learning To Find Things" --- Starting By Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming Open Forum - Meets for 4 weeks,
Monday at 8PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 "Health Watch" --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tapes - Meets for 1 week,
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7PM, 2 hrs.
Class 9 "Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost" --- Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6PM - (Length of Time and Location to be determined)
Class 10 "Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?" --- Driving Simulations 4 weeks,
Saturday's at 12PM (noon), 2 hrs.
Class 11 "Learning To Live" --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife Online Classes and Role-playing
Tuesdays at 7PM - (Length of Time and Location to be determined)
Class 12 "How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion" --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques - Meets for 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 13 "How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy" --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversariesand Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late - Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies - Intensive courses lasting for 1 week or more determined on progress,
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7PM, 2 hrs
Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- Live Demonstration "What Is It and How It Is Used?"
Tuesdays at 6PM, - (Length of Time and Location to be determined)