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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Goddesspantea!

1. Goddesspantea is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
2. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as goddesspantea!
3. Never store goddesspantea at room temperature.
4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from goddesspantea!
5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make goddesspantea.

Comments

HAH!

[catlard]

The last one is actually true.

There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Simon!
Simon can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
There are more than two hundred different kinds of Simon!
Simon has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
About 100 people choke to death on Simon each year.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Simon.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Simon!
Simon can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented Simon, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
The risk of being struck by Simon is one occurence every 9,300 years.