I just have something to say to you all.
See what a lovely shade of skin colour they are? See how they are markedly not pink? This is the mark of being a well behaved, sensible person. Not riotous louts like everyone else.
Bet you envy these hands SO much now.
There are so many people to wave at this morning. SO many.
I shall be on my merry way. I won't get in any fights whilst I'm at it, thank you.