My eight top favorite J2 Podfics!
I have been plowing through all the J2 podfic I could find - over 350 fics! And I rated them all from 0-5 stars on my iPod. I am going to try to list all the ones I rated at 4-5 stars, with links for easy access, which will be a big project.
So I decided to start smaller... with 8 of my favorite podfics. Here we go!
1) Reanimated - 7:16:53 - written by tigbit, read by exmanhater - This fic really stuck with me. It would make an excellent movie, and is sure to please any listener.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Author's Summary: In which Jared manages real estate in Heaven and Jensen works as Hell’s attorney in Death Trials. Extreme ambiguity and a distinct lack of beer push Jared to accept a different kind of job in a hotter, more southern locale. The boys meet. Hi-jinks and grocery-stealing in Hell ensue. Featuring saints on book tours, love on trial, after-life bureaucracy, and sin. Surprisingly not as cracktastic as it sounds. (amplificathon link)
- text: here
- m4b (sendspace, 207 mb): here
- mp3 (sendspace, 184 mb): here
2) Get Some (Ink) - 1:05:00 - by bewaretheides15, read by reena_jenkins - This is so kinky hot! I keep coming back to it again and again...
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 10,100 (whole fic)
Warnings: AU, tattoo!artist!Jensen, moderate D/s themes, toys, slight underage (Jared is 17 for part of it), tattoo!kink, possibly very mild crack - depending on the scrupulous level of "this could really happen" you expect in your RPS PWP
Summary: Most high school kids who got lewd, cryptic notes from their bosses would probably have said bosses sued for sexual harassment. Most high school kids don't have bosses like Jensen.
- text: here
- mp3, 75.0 mb: here
- m4b, 31 mb: here
3) Do I Seem Bulletproof to You? - 8:20:06 - by fleshflutter, read by podcath
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 96,000
Author's Summary: When he can't find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.
- text: here
- mp3, 459.7 mb: here
- m4b, 235 mb: here
4) Man's Best Friend - 1:30:10 - by belyste, read by juice817 - I totally loved this cracky little fic!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: ~18,000
Summary: Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things...happen.
Warnings: Extreme crack.
- text: here
- mp3, 73.1 mb: here
- m4b, 43.1 mb: here
5) But Then My Homework Was Never Quite Like This 'Verse - 7:39:16 - by nyxocity, read by juice817
This is a WHOLE 'VERSE with a ton of timestamps! Hot, hot, HOT! And juice817 is one of my favorite readers!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 85,984
NOTES: Definite D/s but nothing hardcore. Jared is 18, Jensen is 26, and people can smoke in public in MY San Francisco.
Summary: AU. Jared’s eighteen and in his senior year at a private school in San Francisco. He’s coasting pretty on his parents generous school donations-until his seventh period Physics teacher gets replaced with the maddening, infuriating, gorgeous Mr. Ackles. Jared’s gotten by all his life on his money and his charm, but Mr. Ackles seems to think he needs some... lessons in self-control. The journey their relationship eventually takes them on turns out to be far more than either of them ever bargained for. Toppy!Teacher!Jensen in glasses and Student!Jared in private school uniform included!
- text: Masterpost here
- mp3, 425.6 mb: here
- m4b, 213.5 mb: here
and Timestamp: Jensen's List #11: Tied and True - 34:55
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- WORDS: 6585
Summary: Jensen doesn't get to do this nearly often enough.
- text: here
- mp3, 32.4 mb: here
6) Kept Boy 'Verse - written by poisontaster, read by superstitiousme - this is world-building at it's finest... and kinkiest!
Pairing: CWRPS AU, primarily Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles)
Rating: NC-17 -- WORDS: 200,365
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Summary: A Kept Boy is an RPS AU involving slavery, abuse (adult and child) in all forms (verbal, physical, mental), inequalities of power, and dark, adult concepts regarding same. At heart, it's a love story, but it goes through some bad, dark places to get there. Be warned, if any of these are not your cup of tea. This is in no way a true story.
- text: here, here (AO3)
- mp3, part 1, 383 mb, 6:28:44, files 1-33: here
- mp3, part 2, 539 mb, 9:11:43, files 34-66: here
- mp3, part 3, 302 mb, 5:18:14, files 67-83: here
- mp3, part 4, 281 mb, 4:52:09, files 84-98: here
7) Sure to Lure Someone Bad - 42:17 - by mistyzeo & obstinatrix, read by heard_the_owl
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jensen plans to take care of his heat the way he normally does: alone. But there’s a stranger on the subway who has a better idea.
- text: here
- m4b, 29 mb: here
- mp3, 58 mb: here
8) Beautiful Disaster - 8:47:18 - by nyxocity, read by chemm80
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Justin Hartley
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 96,941
Summary: Rock Band AU. Jensen’s the lead guitarist in the number one rock band in the country. Justin’s the lead singer, and they’ve been doing this together since middle-school, been together since just after high school. As on top of the world as they are, Jensen’s starting to become disillusioned with the lifestyle and his crumbling relationship with Justin. And then he meets a new roadie on the crew named Jared who’s got a voice like an angel and a heart to match, and everything starts to change.
- text: here (LJ), or here (AO3)
- mp3, 466.5 mb: here
- m4b, 628.2 mb: here
Wow, that's like *62* Hours of podfic, unless I counted wrong!
I'll work on some links to shorter works, as I know sometimes the long ones can seem daunting. And let me know if any of the links don't work - I'll fix 'em!
So I decided to start smaller... with 8 of my favorite podfics. Here we go!
1) Reanimated - 7:16:53 - written by tigbit, read by exmanhater - This fic really stuck with me. It would make an excellent movie, and is sure to please any listener.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Author's Summary: In which Jared manages real estate in Heaven and Jensen works as Hell’s attorney in Death Trials. Extreme ambiguity and a distinct lack of beer push Jared to accept a different kind of job in a hotter, more southern locale. The boys meet. Hi-jinks and grocery-stealing in Hell ensue. Featuring saints on book tours, love on trial, after-life bureaucracy, and sin. Surprisingly not as cracktastic as it sounds. (amplificathon link)
- text: here
- m4b (sendspace, 207 mb): here
- mp3 (sendspace, 184 mb): here
2) Get Some (Ink) - 1:05:00 - by bewaretheides15, read by reena_jenkins - This is so kinky hot! I keep coming back to it again and again...
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 10,100 (whole fic)
Warnings: AU, tattoo!artist!Jensen, moderate D/s themes, toys, slight underage (Jared is 17 for part of it), tattoo!kink, possibly very mild crack - depending on the scrupulous level of "this could really happen" you expect in your RPS PWP
Summary: Most high school kids who got lewd, cryptic notes from their bosses would probably have said bosses sued for sexual harassment. Most high school kids don't have bosses like Jensen.
- text: here
- mp3, 75.0 mb: here
- m4b, 31 mb: here
3) Do I Seem Bulletproof to You? - 8:20:06 - by fleshflutter, read by podcath
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 96,000
Author's Summary: When he can't find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.
- text: here
- mp3, 459.7 mb: here
- m4b, 235 mb: here
4) Man's Best Friend - 1:30:10 - by belyste, read by juice817 - I totally loved this cracky little fic!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: ~18,000
Summary: Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things...happen.
Warnings: Extreme crack.
- text: here
- mp3, 73.1 mb: here
- m4b, 43.1 mb: here
5) But Then My Homework Was Never Quite Like This 'Verse - 7:39:16 - by nyxocity, read by juice817
This is a WHOLE 'VERSE with a ton of timestamps! Hot, hot, HOT! And juice817 is one of my favorite readers!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 85,984
NOTES: Definite D/s but nothing hardcore. Jared is 18, Jensen is 26, and people can smoke in public in MY San Francisco.
Summary: AU. Jared’s eighteen and in his senior year at a private school in San Francisco. He’s coasting pretty on his parents generous school donations-until his seventh period Physics teacher gets replaced with the maddening, infuriating, gorgeous Mr. Ackles. Jared’s gotten by all his life on his money and his charm, but Mr. Ackles seems to think he needs some... lessons in self-control. The journey their relationship eventually takes them on turns out to be far more than either of them ever bargained for. Toppy!Teacher!Jensen in glasses and Student!Jared in private school uniform included!
- text: Masterpost here
- mp3, 425.6 mb: here
- m4b, 213.5 mb: here
and Timestamp: Jensen's List #11: Tied and True - 34:55
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- WORDS: 6585
Summary: Jensen doesn't get to do this nearly often enough.
- text: here
- mp3, 32.4 mb: here
6) Kept Boy 'Verse - written by poisontaster, read by superstitiousme - this is world-building at it's finest... and kinkiest!
Pairing: CWRPS AU, primarily Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles)
Rating: NC-17 -- WORDS: 200,365
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Summary: A Kept Boy is an RPS AU involving slavery, abuse (adult and child) in all forms (verbal, physical, mental), inequalities of power, and dark, adult concepts regarding same. At heart, it's a love story, but it goes through some bad, dark places to get there. Be warned, if any of these are not your cup of tea. This is in no way a true story.
- text: here, here (AO3)
- mp3, part 1, 383 mb, 6:28:44, files 1-33: here
- mp3, part 2, 539 mb, 9:11:43, files 34-66: here
- mp3, part 3, 302 mb, 5:18:14, files 67-83: here
- mp3, part 4, 281 mb, 4:52:09, files 84-98: here
7) Sure to Lure Someone Bad - 42:17 - by mistyzeo & obstinatrix, read by heard_the_owl
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jensen plans to take care of his heat the way he normally does: alone. But there’s a stranger on the subway who has a better idea.
- text: here
- m4b, 29 mb: here
- mp3, 58 mb: here
8) Beautiful Disaster - 8:47:18 - by nyxocity, read by chemm80
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Justin Hartley
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 96,941
Summary: Rock Band AU. Jensen’s the lead guitarist in the number one rock band in the country. Justin’s the lead singer, and they’ve been doing this together since middle-school, been together since just after high school. As on top of the world as they are, Jensen’s starting to become disillusioned with the lifestyle and his crumbling relationship with Justin. And then he meets a new roadie on the crew named Jared who’s got a voice like an angel and a heart to match, and everything starts to change.
- text: here (LJ), or here (AO3)
- mp3, 466.5 mb: here
- m4b, 628.2 mb: here
Wow, that's like *62* Hours of podfic, unless I counted wrong!
I'll work on some links to shorter works, as I know sometimes the long ones can seem daunting. And let me know if any of the links don't work - I'll fix 'em!