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qcjeph

TWEETSPAM: BAND SIMILE EDITION

Jan 10, 2010 00:26

Sometimes I get on Twitter and just go off on an hours-long stream-of-consciousness tangentrant. This is one of those times.

( click here for BAND SIMILES )

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qcjeph January 10 2010, 05:39:38 UTC

The Shins are the guy all your friends told you would be PERFECT FOR YOU but then you actually went on a date with him and he was just boring as hell.

And now you're worried your friends think you're boring too.

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qcjeph January 10 2010, 05:43:11 UTC

Beck is your yuppie cousin who thinks he's edgy because he still smokes weed.

TMBG are your goofy uncles who you find tiresome to be around now that you're an adult.

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inversation January 10 2010, 05:36:09 UTC

My twitter feed was filled with these, but some of them are TOTALLY WORTH IT. :AWESOME:

campfire_light January 10 2010, 14:00:28 UTC

I agree with this. Took me forever to read them all when I logged on this morning, but it was completely worth it.

Some of my favorite bands are on that list, with less-than-favorable similes, but I can still laugh about it. : )

mmuxina April 26 2010, 12:38:56 UTC

oh, eap!
i agree with this tooo )

cokeacola2006 January 10 2010, 05:36:49 UTC

I bow down to you, Sir Jeph of Jacquesland.

allegratheneko January 10 2010, 05:38:52 UTC

"Dir En Grey is the really hot chick you hit it off with but later that night when the pants come off SURPRISE DICKGIRL"

That is probably the most accurate description I have ever read.

jounetsu_ January 10 2010, 05:53:42 UTC

Seconded.

misosiru January 10 2010, 10:11:20 UTC

thirded.

scottopic January 10 2010, 16:01:01 UTC

To be fair, this might make for an awesome time.

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talanhawke January 10 2010, 05:39:52 UTC

Pelican is the wonderful girl you could happily spend your whole life with but damn if she ain't bad at blowjobs

That was my favorite... that and the last two...

Hilarious!