More "bands as people"

[qcjeph]

Because I could do these forever, more bands personified as people (this time largely taken out of my own iTunes library):

Comments

[almighty_poof]

I haven't heard of most of these bands, still funny though.

[djibril24]

#1 for you!.

[bassplayer1231]

The Pixies is the really intense guy who always stood in the corner of the room. Your friends thought he was the coolest and copied him, but they ended up looking like douches standing all along the walls

[sketch_artist]

+++Awesome!

[stocktaking]

Immaculate Machine is a dude from your hometown who could really have made something of himself if he had left your hometown

[gdh]

Autechre is a $500 vibrator that somehow got stuck on the weird setting you never use so now it just sits in the back of your sock drawer.

The Mountain Goats is great in bed but wants to do it like 5 times a day, every day.

[tarabull666]

Tom Waits is your old drunk uncle that has pictures of his days working for the circus all over the house, but your folks explicitly tell you that you're not allowed to ask about it.

[sketch_artist]

Great band metaphor. Is there such a thing as a "sober uncle"?

[billazilla]

if I may:

But when you ask him about it, he tells you endless fascinating stories about sailors and whores and feuds and murders, and whenever you can, you sneak away from your parents to hang out with him and let him tell his stories.