1001 Well-Footnoted and Correctly Cited Nights

[qed]

Whoever thought up harems clearly had some good ideas, in a febrile-15-year-old-boy sort of way. When Jeff is Commissioner of the World, and I'm Executive VP in charge of Slowly Torturing Ex-COMCAST Employees to Death (STEED)*, I'm going to grab a course catalog from the nearest college. My harem will be composed of large-breasted** PhDs and PhD

Comments

[taumeson]

i'm imagining that your indoor pool is really big, that way i can assume you're going in order from smallest to largest.

[qed]

I hadn't thought of it that way, but yeah, the pool will definitely be bigger than the tennis courts.

[harmony_smurf]

i'll be there too. in sesame place.

[qed]

So what are you getting your PhD in?

[harmony_smurf]

uh.. cookie monster?