QI Scores and Stats (Updated Through Series F)
*goes blind from numbers* Please, please, please let me know if I've made a boo-boo.
Spoiler Alert: Alan is still last :D
Pilot (points not added to total scores below)
Bill Bailey: 132
Eddie Izzard: 131
Kit Hesketh-Harvey: 125
Alan Davies: 118
A1 (Adam)
Danny Baker: 18
Hugh Laurie: 11
John Sessions: 10
Alan Davies: -5
A2 (Astronomy)
Jeremy Hardy: 20
Rich Hall: 20
Bill Bailey: 5
Alan Davies: -30
A3 (Aquatic Animals)
Clive Anderson: 26
Meera Syal: 19
Bill Bailey: 10
Alan Davies: -20
A4 (Atoms)
Jo Brand: 36
Howard Goodall: 13
Jeremy Hardy: 7
Alan Davies: -24
A5 (Advertising)
Gyles Brandreth: 54
Rich Hall: 35
Rob Brydon: 17
Alan Davies: 15
A6 (Antidotes)
Danny Baker: 19
Howard Goodall: 17
Jo Brand: 13
Alan Davies: 8
A7 (Arthropods)
Jackie Clune: 5
Alan Davies: 0
Jimmy Carr: -1
Jo Brand: -38
A8 (Albania)
Clive Anderson: 37
Linda Smith: 30
Sean Lock: 25
Alan Davies: -30
A9 (Africa)
Dave Gorman: 20
Jo Brand: 15
Jeremy Hardy: 15
Alan Davies: 10
A10 (Alan)
Alan Davies: 23
Julia Morris: 9
Rich Hall: 3
Peter Serafinowicz: -5
A11 (Arts)
Richard E. Grant: 12
Linda Smith: 5
Bill Bailey: -2
Alan Davies: -18
A12 (Advent)
John Sessions: 28
Sean Lock: 7
Phill Jupitus: 5
Alan Davies: -6
B1 (Blue)
Sean Lock: 17
Bill Bailey: 7
Jo Brand: -20
Alan Davies -22
B2 (Birds)
Rich Hall: 3
Phil Kay: 1
Jo Brand: -8
Alan Davies: -40
B3 (Bombs)
Phill Jupitus: 4
Rich Hall: 2
Clive Anderson: 1
Alan Davies: -4
B4 (Bible)
Jeremy Clarkson: 5
Jeremy Hardy: 3
Barry Cryer: -6
Alan Davies: -6
B5 (Bears)
Jimmy Carr: 15
Jo Brand: 8
Bill Bailey: -5
Alan Davies: -35
B6 (Beavers)
Anneka Rice: 7
Bill Bailey: 6
Sean Lock: -18
Alan Davies: -18
B7 (Biscuits)
Dara O’Briain: 4
Rich Hall: 2
Arthur Smith: -18
Alan Davies: -20
B8 (Bees)
Rich Hall: 5
Fred MacAuley: 4
Jo Brand: -8
Alan Davies: -19
B9 (Bats)
Rich Hall: 4
Josie Lawrence: 4
John Sessions: -14
Alan Davies: -72
B10(Bills)
Clive Anderson: 1
Phil Kay: 0
John Sessions: -10
Alan Davies: -26
B11 (Beats)
Linda Smith: 2
Mark Gatiss: -4
Sean Lock: -8
Alan Davies: -13
B12 (Birth - Christmas Special)
Rich Hall: 7
Mark Steele: 2
Phill Jupitus: -3
Alan Davies: -52
Stephen Fry: -56
C1 (Campanology)
Rich Hall: 8
Bill Bailey: -5
Rob Brydon: -16
Alan Davies: -25
C2 (Cummingtonite)
Andy Hamilton: 5
Doon Mackichan: -2
Alan Davies: -4
Arthur Smith: -6
C3 (Common Knowledge)
Rory McGrath: 88
Sean Lock: 0
Alan Davies: -9
Jimmy Carr: -12
C4 (Cheating)
Alexander Armstrong: 93
Jeremy Clarkson: 0
John Sessions: -10
Alan Davies: -52
C5 (Cat's Eyes)
Sean Lock: 12
Rich Hall: 3
Alan Davies: -18
Jo Brand: -28
C6 (Cockneys)
Bill Bailey: 3
Rory McGrath: -1
Phill Jupitus: -12
Alan Davies: -19
C7 (Constellations)
Jeremy Clarkson: 5
Sean Lock: 3
Rich Hall: 2
Alan Davies: -18
C8 (Corby)
David Mitchell: 0
Bill Bailey: -8
Phill Jupitus: -9
Alan Davies: -40
C9 (Creatures)
Helen Atkinson Wood: 200
Andy Hamilton: 22
Alan Davies: 15
Bill Bailey: -20
C10 (Cleve Crudgington)
Mark Steele: 2
John Sessions: -16
Clive Anderson: -28
Alan Davies: -84
C11 (Carnival)
Clive Anderson: 0
Phill Jupitus: -23
Jo Brand: -23
Alan Davies: -26
C12 (Combustion)
Bill Bailey: 3
Dara O'Briain: -8
Phill Jupitus: -18
Alan Davies: -47
D1 (Danger)
Jo Brand: 7
Sean Lock: 4
Jimmy Carr: 0
Alan Davies: -19
D2 (Discoveries)
Vic Reeves: 16
Alan Davies: 0
Clive Anderson: -7
Arthur Smith: -23
D3 (Dogs)
Neil Mullarkey: -5
Liza Tarbuck: -8
Jeremy Clarkson: -13
Alan Davies: -36
D4 (Dictionaries)
Ronni Ancona: 13
Rory Bremner: -7
Phill Jupitus: -7
Alan Davies: -7
D5 (Death)
Audience: 2
Andy Parsons: 0
Sean Lock: -8
Alan Davies: -15
Clive Anderson: -24
D6 (Drinks)
Alan Davies: 10
Jimmy Carr: 2
John Sessions: -3
Phill Jupitus: -15
D7 (Differences)
Dara O’Briain: 3
Julian Clary: -8
Jo Brand: -16
Alan Davies: -144
D8 (Descendants - Children in Need Special. Points were given in millions, but that would be too complicated for our purposes.)
Jonathan Ross: 3
Rich Hall: 2
Phill Jupitus: 1
Alan Davies: -29
D9 (Doves)
Alan Davies: 54
John Sessions: -4
Andy Hamilton: -8
David Mitchell: -9
D10 (Divination)
Graeme Garden: 7
Phill Jupitus: 6
Johnny Vaughan: -19
Alan Davies: -70
D11 (Denial and Deprivation)
Vic Reeves: 1
Roger McGough: 1
Mark Steele: -6
Alan Davies: -39
D12 (Domesticity)
Jessica Stevenson: -3
Phill Jupitus: -4
Jo Brand: -18
Alan Davies: -64
D13 (Christmas Special)
Dara O’Briain: 2
Rich Hall: -9
Jo Brand: -17
Alan Davies: -53
E1 (Engineering)
Rob Brydon: 11
Alan Davies: 4
Jimmy Carr: -2
Bill Bailey: -18
E2 (Electricity)
Jo Brand: 10
Rich Hall: 1
Sean Lock: -12
Alan Davies: -21
E3 (Eating)
Alan Davies: -2
Johnny Vegas: -3
Jimmy Carr: -6
Phill Jupitus: -21
E4 (Exploration)
Rich Hall: 8
Bill Bailey: 3
Alan Davies: -8
Sean Lock: -16
E5 (Europe)
Phill Jupitus: -5
David Mitchell: -7
Alan Davies: -26
Dara O’Briain: -27
The Audience: -100
E6 (Everything, Etc.)
Vic Reeves: -6
Alan Davies: -24
Clive Anderson: -25
Jeremy Clarkson: -30
E7 (Espionage)
Vic Reeves: 5
Clive Anderson: 5
Jo Brand: 4
Alan Davies: -8
E8 (Eyes & Ears)
Alan Davies: 13
Phill Jupitus: 3
Jimmy Carr: -10
David Mitchell: -11
E9 (Entertainment - Children in Need Special)
Jeremy Clarkson: 4
Jo Brand: 2
Bill Bailey: -6
Alan Davies: -6
E10 (England)
Audience: 10
Phill Jupitus: -8
Charlie Higson: -15
Sean Lock: -29
Alan Davies: -59
E11 (Endings)
Jimmy Carr: 5
Dara O’Briain: 5
Doon Mackichan: -17
Alan Davies: -17
E12 (Empire - Christmas Special)
Alan Davies: 10
Bill Bailey: 8
Sean Lock: -8
Jo Brand: -33
E13 (Elephants - Compilation show)
F1 (Children in Need Special)
Ronni Ancona: 5
David Mitchell: 3
Alan Davies: -6
Terry Wogan: -9
F2 (Christmas)
Clive Anderson: 8
Alan Davies: -6
Rob Brydon: -8
Dom Joly: -16
F3 (Flotsam & Jetsom)
Charlie Higson: 8
Rob Brydon: -8
Andy Hamilton: -15
Alan Davies: -19
F4 (Fight and Flight)
Pam Ayers: 8
Johnny Vegas: 1
Alan Davies: -11
Sean Lock: -12
F5 (France)
Hugh Dennis: 15
Jo Brand: 5
Phill Jupitus: -2
Alan Davies: -39
F6 (Fakes)
Sean Lock: -16
Jimmy Carr: -18
Alan Davies: -21
Marcus Brigstock: -26
F7 (Fingers & Fumbs)
Phill Jupitus: -24
Jo Brand: -26
Dara O'Briain: -28
Alan Davies: -42
F8 (Fashion)
Rich Hall: 4
Clive Anderson: -5
Reginald D. Hunter: -6
Alan Davies: -35
F9 (Future)
Ben Miller: 14
Sean Lock: 7
Rob Brydon: -31
Alan Davies: -60
F10 (Flora and Fauna)
Audience: 10
Jimmy Carr: -1
John Sargeant: -4
Alan Davies: -18
Jo Brand: -27
F11 (Film and Fame)
Alan Davies: 4
John Sessions: 1
Emma Thompson: -10
David Mitchell: -15
F12 (Food)
David Mitchell: 10
Rich Hall: -2
Alan Davies: -12
Jimmy Carr: -46
G1 (Gardens and Grocers/Grocer's/Grocers')
David Mitchell: 3
Dara O'Briain: 3
Rob Brydon: -6
Alan Davies: -8
G2 (Ganimals)
John Hodgman: Score never revealed
Sandi Toksvig: -3
Alan Davies: -4
Bill Bailey: -7
Sean Lock: -7
G3 (Games)
Liza Tarbuck: 5
Phill Jupitus: 2
Sean Lock: -7
Alan Davies: -17
G4 (Geography)
Alan Davies: -7
Jo Brand: -10
Jimmy Carr: -21
Rob Brydon: -28
G5 (Groovy)
Alan Davies: 5
David Tennant: -4
Bill Bailey: -6
Lee Mack: -29
G6 (Genius)
Alan Davies: 4
Dara O'Briain: -7
David Mitchell: -8
Graham Norton: -19
G7 (Girls and Boys)
Sandi Toksvig: 5
Ronni Ancona: 3
Jack Dee: Score never revealed
Alan Davies: Score never revealed
Jack and Alan scored a combined -5; individual scores not revealed.
G8 (Germany)
Jo Brand: -6
Rob Brydon: -7
Alan Davies: -36
Sean Lock: -76
G9 (Gallimaufrey)
Hugh Dennis: 4
Andy Hamilton: 2
Phill Jupitus: -15
Alan Davies: -56
G10 (Greats)
David Mitchell: 4
Alan Davies: 2
Sean Lock: -6
Barack Obama: -10
Jo Brand: -46
G11 (Gifts)
Jan Ravens: 6
Jimmy Carr: -7
Clive Anderson: -14
Alan Davies: -18
G12 (Gravity)
Alan Davies: 3
Rich Hall: 3
Bill Bailey: -8
Barry Humphries: -36
G13 (Gothic)
Alan Davies: -17
Jack Dee: -17
Sue Perkins: -26
Jimmy Carr: -28
G14 (Greeks)
Audience: 10
Clive Anderson: 3
Rich Hall: 2
Phill Jupitus: -5
Alan Davies: -47
G15 (Green)
Bill Bailey: -5
Alan Davies: -7
Danny Baker: -13
Jeremy Clarkson: -27
G16 (Geometry)
Alan Davies: 21
David Mitchell: 4
Johnny Vegas: 2
Rob Brydon: 2
Most Career Points
1. Helen Atkinson Wood: 200
2: Rich Hall: 103
3. Alexander Armstrong: 93
4. Rory McGrath: 87
5. Gyles Brandreth: 54
6. Jeremy Hardy: 45
7. Linda Smith: 37
8. Howard Goodall: 30
9. Danny Baker: 24
10. Ronni Ancona: 21
11. Dave Gorman: 20
12. Meera Syal: 19
12. Hugh Dennis: 19
14. Vic Reeves: 16
15. Ben Miller: 14
16. Richard E. Grant: 12
17. Hugh Laurie: 11
18. Julia Morris: 9
19. Pam Ayers: 8
20. Anneka Rice: 7
20. Graeme Garden: 7
22. Andy Hamilton: 6
22. Jan Ravens: 6
24. Jackie Clune: 5
25. Fred MacAuley: 4
25. Josie Lawrence: 4
27. Jonathan Ross: 3
28. Sandi Toksvig: 2
29. Roger McGough: 1
29. Phil Kay: 1
31. Andy Parsons: 0
31. Johnny Vegas: 0
33. Mark Steele: -2
34. Jessica Stevenson: -3
34. Liza Tarbuck: -3
36. Mark Gatiss: -4
36. John Sargeant: -4
36. David Tennant: -4
39. Peter Serafinowicz: -5
39. Neil Mullarkey: -5
41. Reginald D. Hunter: -6
41. Barry Cryer: -6
43. Rory Bremner: -7
43. Charlie Higson: -7
45. Julian Clary: -8
46. Terry Wogan: -9
47. Emma Thompson: -10
47. Barack Obama (sorta): -10
49. Dom Joly: -16
50. Jack Dee: -17 (score never revealed on G7)
51. John Sessions: -18
52. Johnny Vaughan: -19
52. Doon Mackichan: -19
52. Graham Norton: -19
55. David Mitchell: -21
56. Clive Anderson: -22
57. Sue Perkins: -26
57. Marcus Brigstock: -26
59. Lee Mack: -29
60. Barry Humphries: -36
61. Bill Bailey: -45
62. Arthur Smith: -47
63. Dara O'Briain: -53
64. Jeremy Clarkson: -56
64. Stephen Fry: -56
66. Audience: -68
67. Rob Brydon: -78
68. Jimmy Carr: -130
69. Sean Lock: -148
70. Phill Jupitus: -150
71. Jo Brand: -224
72. Alan Davies: -1734
(John Hodgman's score never revealed)
Total Points by Panelist (alphabetical order by first name)
Alan Davies: -1734; Eighty-nine episodes, thirteen wins
A1: -5 (last)
A2: -30 (last)
A3: -20 (last)
A4: -24 (last)
A5: 15 (last)
A6: 8 (last)
A7: 0 (2nd)
A8: -30(last)
A9: 10 (last)
A10: 23* (1st)
A11: -18 (last)
A12: -6 (last)
B1: -22 (last)
B2: -40 (last)
B3: -4 (last)
B4: -6 (last, tied)
B5: -35 (last)
B6: -18 (last, tied)
B7: -20 (last)
B8: -19 (last)
B9: -72 (last)
B10: -26 (last)
B11: -13 (last)
B12: -52 (4th)
C1: -25 (last)
C2: -4 (3rd)
C3: -9 (3rd)
C4: -52 (last)
C5: -18 3rd
C6: -19 (last)
C7: -18 (last)
C8: -40 (last)
C9: 15 (3rd)
C10: -84 (last)
C11: -26 (last)
C12: -47 (last)
D1: -19 (last)
D2: 0 (2nd)
D3: -36 (last)
D4: -7 (last, tied)
D5: -15 (3rd)
D6: 10* (1st)
D7: -144 (last)
D8: -29 (last)
D9: 54* (1st)
D10: -70 (last)
D11: -39 (last)
D12: -64 (last)
D13: -53 (last)
E1: 4 (2nd)
E2: -21 (last)
E3: -2* (1st)
E4: -8 (3rd)
E5: -26 (3rd)
E6: -24 (2nd)
E7: -8 (last)
E8: 13* (1st)
E9: -6 (last, tied)
E10: -59 (last)
E11: -17 (last, tied)
E12: 10* (1st)
F1: -6 (3rd)
F2: -6 (2nd)
F3: -19 (last)
F4: -11 (3rd)
F5: -39 (last)
F6: -21 (3rd)
F7: -42 (4th)
F8: -35 (last)
F9: -60 (last)
F10: -18 (4th)
F11: 4* (1st)
F12: -12 (3rd)
G1: -8 (last)
G2: -4 (3rd)
G3: -17 (last)
G4: -7* (1st)
G5: 5* (1st)
G6: 4* (1st)
G7: Score never revealed
G8: -36 (3rd)
G9: -56 (last)
G10: 2 (2nd)
G11: -18 (last)
G12: 3* (1st, tied)
G13: -17* (1st, tied)
G14: -47 (last)
G15: -7 (2nd)
G16: 21* (1st)
Alexander Armstrong: 93; One episode, one win
C4: 93* (1st)
Andy Hamilton: 6; Five episodes, one win
C2: 5* (1st)
C9: 22 (2nd)
D9: -8 (3rd)
F3: -15 (3rd)
G9: 2 (2nd)
Andy Parsons: 0; One episode
D5: 0 (2nd)
Anneka Rice: 7; One episode, one win
B6: 7* (1st)
Arthur Smith: -47; Three episodes
B7: -18 (3rd)
C2: -6 (Last)
D2: -23 (Last)
Audience: -68; Five episodes, four wins
D5: 2* (1st)
E5: -100 (Last)
E10: 10* (1st)
F10: 10* (1st)
G14: 10* (1st)
Barack Obama (sorta): -10; One episode
G10: -10 (4th)
Barry Cryer: -6; One episode
B4: -6 (3rd)
Barry Humphries: -36; One episode
G12: -36 (Last)
Ben Miller: 14; One episode, one win
F9: 14* (1st)
Bill Bailey: -45; Nineteen episodes, three wins
A2: 5 (3rd)
A3: 10 (3rd)
A11: -2 (3rd)
B1: 7 (2nd)
B5: -5 (3rd)
B6: 6 (2nd)
C1: -5 (2nd)
C6: 3* (1st)
C8: -8 (2nd)
C9: -20 (Last)
C12: 3* (1st)
E1: -18 (Last)
E4: 3 (2nd)
E9: -6 (3rd)
E12: 8 (2nd)
G2: -7 (Last, tied)
G5: -6 (3rd)
G12: -8 (3rd)
G15: -5* (1st)
Charlie Higson: -7; Two episode, one win
E10: -15 (3rd)
F3: 8* (1st)
Clive Anderson: -22; Fourteen Episodes, six wins
A3: 26* (1st)
A8: 37* (1st)
B3: 1 (3rd)
B10: 1* (1st)
C10: -28 (3rd)
C11: 0* (1st)
D2: -7 (3rd)
D5: -24 (Last)
E6: -25 (3rd)
E7: 5* (1st, tied)
F2: 8* (1st)
F8: -5 (2nd)
G11: -14 (3rd)
G14: 3 (2nd)
Danny Baker: 24; Three episodes, two wins
A1: 18* (1st)
A6: 19* (1st)
G15: -13 (3rd)
Dara O’Briain: -53; Nine episodes, five wins
B7: 4* (1st)
C12: -8 (2nd)
D7: 3* (1st)
D13: 2* (1st)
E5: -27 (4th)
E11: 5* (1st, tied)
F7: -28 (3rd)
G1: 3* (1st, tied)
G6: -7 (2nd)
Dave Gorman: 20; One episode, one win
A9: 20* (1st)
David Mitchell: -21; Eleven episodes, four wins
C8: 0* (1st)
D9: -9 (Last)
E5: -7 (2nd)
E8: -11 (Last)
F1: 3 (2nd)
F11: -10 (Last)
F12: 10* (1st)
G1: 3* (1st, tied)
G6: -8 (3rd)
G10: 4* (1st)
G16: 4 (2nd)
David Tennant: -4; One episode
G5: -4 (2nd)
Dom Joly: -16; One episode
F2: -16 (Last)
Doon Mackichan: -19; Two episodes
C2: -2 (2nd)
E11: -17 (3rd)
Emma Thompson: -10; One episode
F11: -10 (3rd)
Fred MacAuley: 4; One episode
B8: 4 (2nd)
Graeme Garden: 7; One episode one, win
D10: 7* (1st)
Graham Norton: -19; One episode
G6: -19 (Last)
Gyles Brandreth: 54; One episode, one win
A5: 54* (1st)
Helen Atkinson Wood: 200; One episode, one win
C9: 200* (1st)
Howard Goodall: 30; Two episodes
A4: 13 (2nd)
A6: 17 (2nd)
Hugh Dennis: 19; Two episodes, two wins
F5: 15* (1st)
G9: 4* (1st)
Hugh Laurie: 11; One episode
A1: 11 (2nd)
Jackie Clune: 5; One episode, one win
A7: 5* (1st)
Jack Dee: -17; two episodes, one win
G7: Score not revealed
G13: -17* (1st, tied)
Jan Ravens: 6; One episode, one win
G11: 6* (1st)
Jeremy Clarkson: -56; Seven episodes, three wins
B4: 5* (1st)
C4: 0 (2nd)
C7: 5* (1st)
D3: -13 (3rd)
E6: -30 (Last)
E9: 4* (1st)
G15: -27 (Last)
Jeremy Hardy: 45; Four episodes, one win
A2: 20* (1st, tied)
A4: 7 (3rd)
A9: 15 (2nd, tied)
B4: 3 (2nd)
Jessica Stevenson: -3; One episode, one win
D12: -3* (1st)
Jimmy Carr: -130; Fifteen episodes, two wins
A7: -1 (3rd)
B5: 15* (1st)
C3: -12 (Last)
D1: 0 (3rd)
D6: 2 (2nd)
E1: -2 (3rd)
E3: -6 (3rd)
E8: -10 (3rd)
E11: 5* (1st, tied)
F6: -18 (2nd)
F10: -1 (2nd)
F12: -46 (Last)
G4: -21 (3rd)
G11: -7 (2nd)
G13: -28 (Last)
Jo Brand: -224; Twenty-four episodes, four wins
A4: 36* (1st)
A6: 13 (3rd)
A7: -38 (Last)
A9: 15 (2nd)
B1: -20 (3rd)
B2: -8 (3rd)
B5: 8 (2nd)
B8: -8 (3rd)
C5: -28 (Last)
C11: -23 (2nd, tied)
D1: 7* (1st)
D7: -16 (3rd)
D12: -18 (3rd)
D13: -17 (3rd)
E2: 10* (1st)
E7: 4 (3rd)
E9: 2 (3rd)
E12: -33 (Last)
F5: 5 (2nd)
F7: -26 (2nd)
F10: -27 (Last)
G4: -10 (2nd)
G8: -6* (1st)
G10: -46 (Last)
John Hodgman: Score never revealed; one episode, one win
G2*: (1st)
John Sargeant: -4; One episode
F10: -4 (3rd)
John Sessions: -18; Nine episodes, one win
A1: 10 (3rd)
A12: 28* (1st)
B9: -10 (3rd)
B10: -14 (3rd)
C4: -10 (3rd)
C10: -16 (2nd)
D6: -3 (3rd)
D9: -4 (2nd)
F11: 1 (2nd)
Johnny Vaughan: -19; One episode
D10: -19 (3rd)
Johnny Vegas: 0; three episodes
E3: -3 (2nd)
F4: 1 (2nd)
G16: 2 (3rd)
Jonathan Ross: 3; One episode, one win
D8: 3* (1st)
Josie Lawrence: 4; One episode, one win
B9: 4* (1st, tied)
Julia Morris: 9; One episode
A10: 9 (2nd)
Julian Clary: -8; One episode
D7: -8 (2nd)
Lee Mack: -29; One episode
G5: -29 (Last)
Linda Smith: 37; Three episodes, one win
A8: 30 (2nd)
A11: 5 (2nd)
B11: 2* (1st)
Liza Tarbuck: -3; Two episodes, one win
D3: -8 (2nd)
G3: 5* (1st)
Marcus Brigstock: -26; One episode
F6: -26 (Last)
Mark Gatiss: -4; One episode
B11: -4 (2nd)
Mark Steele: -2; Three episodes, one win
B12: 2 (2nd)
C10: 2* (1st)
D11: -6 (3rd)
Meera Syal: 19; One episode
A3: 19 (2nd)
Neil Mullarkey: -5; One episode, one win
D3: -5* (1st)
Pam Ayers: 8; One episode, one win
F4: 8* (1st)
Peter Serafinowicz: -5; One episode
A10: -5 (Last)
Phil Kay: 1; Two episodes
B2: 1 (2nd)
B9: 0 (2nd)
Phill Jupitus: -150; Twenty-one episodes, three wins
A12: 5 (3rd)
B3: 4* (1st)
B12: -3 (3rd)
C6: -12 (3rd)
C8: -9 (3rd)
C11: -23 (2nd, tied)
C12: -18 (3rd)
D4: -7 (2nd, tied)
D6: -15 (Last)
D8: 1 (3rd)
D10: 6 (2nd)
D12: -4 (2nd)
E3: -21 (Last)
E5: -5* (1st)
E8: 3 (2nd)
E10: -8 (2nd)
F5: -2 (3rd)
F7: -24* (1st)
G3: 2 (2nd)
G9: -15 (3rd)
G14: -5 (3rd)
Reginald D. Hunter: -6; One episode
F8: -6 (3rd)
Rich Hall: 103; Twenty episodes, nine wins
A2: 20* (1st, tied)
A5: 35 (2nd)
A10: 3 (3rd)
B2: 3* (1st)
B3: 2 (2nd)
B7: 2 (2nd)
B8: 5* (1st)
B9: 4* (1st, tied)
B12: 7* (1st)
C1: 8* (1st)
C5: 3 (2nd)
C7: 2 (3rd)
D8: 2 (2nd)
D13: -9 (2nd)
E2: 1 (2nd)
E4: 8* (1st)
F8: 4* (1st)
F12: -2 (2nd)
G12: 3* (1st, tied)
G14: 2 (3rd)
Richard E. Grant: 12; One episode, one win
A11: 12* (1st)
Rob Brydon: -78; Ten episodes, one win
A5: 17 (3rd)
C1: -16 (3rd)
E1: 11* (1st)
F2: -8 (3rd)
F3: -8 (2nd)
F9: -31 (3rd)
G1: -6 (3rd)
G4: -28 (Last)
G8: -7 (2nd)
G16: 2 (Last, tied)
Roger McGough: One episode, one win
D11: 1* (1st, tied)
Ronni Ancona: 21: Three episodes, two wins
D4: 13* (1st)
F1: 5* (1st)
G7: 3 (2nd)
Rory Bremner: -7: One episode
D4: -7 (2nd, tied)
Rory McGrath: 87; Two episodes, one win
C3: 88* (1st)
C6: -1 (2nd)
Sandi Toksvig: 2; Two episodes, one win
G2: -3 (2nd)
G7: 5* (1st)
Sean Lock: -148; Twenty-one episodes, three wins
A8: 25 (3rd)
A12: 7 (2nd)
B1: 17* (1st)
B6: -18 (Last, tied)
B11: -8 (3rd)
C3: 0 (2nd)
C5: 12* (1st)
C7: 3 (2nd)
D1: 4 (2nd)
D5: -8 (3rd)
E2: -12 (3rd)
E4: -16 (Last)
E10: -29 (3rd)
E12: -8 (3rd)
F4: -12 (Last)
F6: -16* (1st)
F9: 7 (2nd)
G2: -7 (Last, tied)
G3: -7 (3rd)
G8: -76 (Last)
G10: -6 (3rd)
Stephen Fry: -56; One episode
B12: -56 (Last)
Sue Perkins: -26; One episode
G13: -26 (3rd)
Terry Wogan: -9; One episode
F1: -9 (Last)
Vic Reeves: 16; Four episodes, four wins
D2: 16* (1st)
D11: 1* (1st, tied)
E6: -6* (1st)
E7: 5* (1st, tied)
*won game (Rank in paranthesis denotes what place the panelist finished in.)
Most Games Won
Alan Davies: 13 (includes tie with Rich Hall in G12 and Jack Dee in G13)
Rich Hall: 9 (Includes tie with Jeremy Hardy in A2, tie with Josie Lawrence in B10, and tie with Alan Davies in G12)
Clive Anderson: 6 (Includes tie with Vic Reeves in episode E7)
Dara O’Briain: 5 (Includes tie with Jimmy Carr in E11 and David Mitchell in G1)
Vic Reeves: 4 (Includes tie with Roger McGough in D11 and tie with Clive Anderson in episode E7)
Jo Brand: 4
David Mitchell: 4 (Includes tie with Dara O'Briain in G1)
The Audience: 4
Jeremy Clarkson: 3
Bill Bailey: 3
Phill Jupitus: 3
Ronni Ancona: 2
Danny Baker: 2
Jimmy Carr: 2
Hugh Dennis: 2
Most Games Won per Series
A Series: Danny Baker won two games: A1, A6; Clive Anderson won two games: A3, A8
B Series: Rich Hall won four games: B2, B8, B9 (tie), B12
C Series: Bill Bailey won two games: C6, C12
D Series: Vic Reeves won two games: D2, D11 (tie); Alan Davies won two games: D6, D9; Dara O'Briain won two games: D7, D13
E Series: Alan Davies won three games: E3, E8, E12
F Series: No repeat winners
G Series: Alan Davies won six games: G4, G5, G6, G12 (tie), G13 (tie), G16
Most Points Game
Helen Atkinson Wood: 200; Episode C9 (Includes 200 point bonus for the custard thing.)
Honorable Mention - Alexander Armstrong: 93; Episode C4 (Includes a 100 point bonus for correctly guessing his own score of -7.)
Honorable Mention - Rory McGrath: 88; Episode C3 (Includes 100 Genius Award.)
Most Points Game Without Special Bonus Offered
Gyles Brandreth: 54; Episode A5
Most Points for Second Place Finish
Rich Hall: 35; Episode A5
Most Points for Third Place Finish
Sean Lock: 25; Episode A8
Most Points for Fourth Place Finish
Alan Davies: 15; Episode A5
Fewest Points Game
Alan Davies: -144; Episode D7. (He lost 150 points by suggesting that Ghandi’s first name was Randy.)
Fewest Points Game By Someone Other Than Alan
Audience: -100; Episode E5
Sean Lock: -76; Episode G8
Stephen Fry: -56; Episode B12
Jimmy Carr: -46; Episode F12
Jo Brand: -46; Episode G10
Fewest Points Game with First Place Finish
Phill Jupitus: -24; Episode F7
Greatest Margin of Victory Between First and Second Place (without special bonus)
23 points: A4 - Jo Brand 36, Howard Goodall 13
23 points: C11 - Clive Anderson 0, Phill Jupitus -23
Greatest Margin of Victory Between First and Last Place (without special bonus or audience score)
147 points: D7 - Dara O’Briain 3, Alan Davies -144. (Alan as penalized -150 points for suggesting Ghandi’s first name was Randy.)
86 points: C10 - Mark Steele 2, Alan Davies -84
77 points: D10 - Graeme Garden 7, Alan Davies -70
76 points: B9 - Rich Hall/Josie Lawrence 4, Alan Davies -72
74 points: F9 - Ben Miller 14, Alan Davies -60
Slimmest Margin of Victory Separating First From Last Place
8 points: B3 - Phill Jupitus 4, Alan Davies -4
Special mention of G2 where John Hodgman's winning score was not revealed. Sandi Toksvig was second with -3 and Bill and Sean where last with -7. In a typical four-person panel, and omitting John Hodgman's ghostly score, the 4 point difference would have been the Slimmest Margin of Victory Separating First From Last Place.
Panelists Who Have Never Finished With a Negative Score (minimum two episodes)
Jeremy Hardy; Four episodes
Linda Smith; Three episodes
Ronni Ancona; Three episodes
Howard Goodall; Two episodes
Phil Kay; Two episodes
Hugh Dennis; Two episodes
Panelists Who Have Never Finished With a Positive Score (minimum two episodes)
Arthur Smith; Three episodes
Doon Mackichan; Two episodes
Panelists who have appeared on ten or more episodes, excluding Alan
Jo Brand: 24
Sean Lock: 21
Phill Jupitus: 21
Rich Hall: 20
Bill Bailey: 19
Jimmy Carr: 15
Clive Anderson: 14
David Mitchell: 11
Rob Brydon: 10
Panelists who have appeared on at least one episode of each series, excluding Alan
Clive Anderson
Jimmy Carr
Jo Brand
Phill Jupitus
Rich Hall
Sean Lock
Interestingly, (cuz that's why we're here) Clive has been on exactly two episodes of each series for his 14 total appearances.
Most appearances by one panelist during one series, excluding Alan
Rich Hall appeared in six episodes during the B series.
Bill Bailey appeard in five episodes during the C series.
Phill Jupitus appeard in five episodes during the D series.
Miscellaneous
Hugh Dennis is undefeated: two episodes, two wins.
Vic Reeves is undefeated: four episodes, four wins, including tie with Roger McGough during D11, and Clive Anderson during E7.
Vic Reeves has 16 career points in four games even though he scored 16 points on his first go.
Games with tie winners: 8 total. A2 (Rich Hall and Jeremy Hardy), B9 (Rich Hall and Josie Lawrence), D11 (Vic Reeves and Roger McGough), E7 (Vic Reeves and Clive Anderson), E11 (Jimmy Carr and Dara O’Briain), G1 (David Mitchell and Dara O'Briain), G12 (Alan Davies and Rich Hall), G13 (Alan Davies and Jack Dee).
D4 is the only episode to have a three-way tie.
E11 is the only episode to have two ties: Tie for first (Jimmy and Dara) and tie for last (Doon and Alan).
There have been four episodes where all the panelists finished with positive scores: A5, A6, A9, G16
There have been thirteen episodes where all the panelists finished with negative scores: D3, D12, E3, E5, E6, E10, F6, F7, F10, G4, G8, G13, and G15. (Audience won E10 and F10, but they’re not panelists.) Special mention of G2 where John Hodgman's score was not revealed. All the other four panelists finished with negative scores.
Beginner's Luck: 18 panelists who have won the only episode they were on: Alexander Armstrong, Anneka Rice, Ben Miller, David Gorman, Graeme Garden, Gyles Brandreth, Helen Atkinson Wood, Hugh Dennis, Jackie Clune, Jessica Stevenson, Jonathan Ross, Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarky, Pam Ayers, Richard E. Grant, Roger McGough, John Hodgman, Jan Ravens
During the A Series, panelists scored 20 points or more 12 times. Since then, it has happened a mere six times, and four of those included special bonuses: C3 (100 point Genius Award to Rory McGrath), C4 (100 points to Alexander Armstrong for correctly predicting his score), C9 (200 points to Helen Atkinson-Wood for the custard thing), and D9 (50 points to Alan after Stephen mistakenly revealed the answer). The other two times it happened without a special bonus offered was when Andy Hamilton scored 22 points in C9 and when Alan Davies scored 21 points in G16.
Alan
His personal worst streak of finishing in last place is 13 games: A11 - B11. Only when he and Stephen switched places during B12 prevented Alan from going through the entire B series in last place.
Of course, he holds the streak for most consecutive games with a negative score: 22. A11-C8.
His personal best streak of consecutive wins is 3: G4, G5, and G6.
His personal best streak of not finishing in last place stands at four games: E3, E4, E5, and E6.
His personal best streak of finishing without a negative score is three games: A5, A6, and A7
His personal best for points in a game is 23 during A10. With a special bonus offered, it’s 54 during D9.
His five worst games by points are:
D7: -144
C10: -84
B10: -72
D10: -70
D12: -64
He scored -18 points on the 18th episode of the series (B6, as did Sean Lock), he scored -25 points on the 25th episode (C1), and he scored -59 points on the 59th episode (E10).
Alan's Points Per Series
A: -77
B: -327
C: -327
D: -412
E: -144
F: -265
G: -182
Alan's Ranking Per Series
A:
1st place: 1 time
2nd place: 1 time
3rd place: 0 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 10 times
B:
1st place: 0 times
2nd place: 0 times
3rd place: 0 times
4th place: 1 time
Last place: 11 times
C:
1st place: 0 times
2nd place: 0 times
3rd place: 4 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 8 times
D:
1st place: 2 times
2nd place: 1 time
3rd place: 1 time
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 9 times
E:
1st place: 3 times
2nd place: 2 times
3rd place: 2 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 5 times
F:
1st place: 1 time
2nd place: 1 time
3rd place: 4 times
4th place: 2 times
Last place: 4 times
G:
1st place: 6 times
2nd place: 2 times
3rd place: 2 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 5 times
(note - score never revealed in episode G7)
TOTAL:
1st place: 13 times
2nd place: 7 times
3rd place: 13 times
4th place: 3 times
Last place: 52 times
VICTORIES
A10, D6, D9, E3, E8, E12, F11, G4, G5, G6, G12 (tie with Rich), G13 (tie with Jack Dee), G16.
DEFEATIES
He has finished in last place in 52 of 88^ episodes, including ties for last with Barry Cryer in B4, Sean Lock in B6, Rory Bremner/Phill Jupitus in D4, Bill Bailey in E9, and Doon Mackichan in E11. He has finished with a negative score in 70 out of 88^ episodes. He averages -19 points a game.
^Alan's been in 89 total episodes (not counting compilations), but his score was never revealed during G7. Most annoying.
Spoiler Alert: Alan is still last :D
Pilot (points not added to total scores below)
Bill Bailey: 132
Eddie Izzard: 131
Kit Hesketh-Harvey: 125
Alan Davies: 118
A1 (Adam)
Danny Baker: 18
Hugh Laurie: 11
John Sessions: 10
Alan Davies: -5
A2 (Astronomy)
Jeremy Hardy: 20
Rich Hall: 20
Bill Bailey: 5
Alan Davies: -30
A3 (Aquatic Animals)
Clive Anderson: 26
Meera Syal: 19
Bill Bailey: 10
Alan Davies: -20
A4 (Atoms)
Jo Brand: 36
Howard Goodall: 13
Jeremy Hardy: 7
Alan Davies: -24
A5 (Advertising)
Gyles Brandreth: 54
Rich Hall: 35
Rob Brydon: 17
Alan Davies: 15
A6 (Antidotes)
Danny Baker: 19
Howard Goodall: 17
Jo Brand: 13
Alan Davies: 8
A7 (Arthropods)
Jackie Clune: 5
Alan Davies: 0
Jimmy Carr: -1
Jo Brand: -38
A8 (Albania)
Clive Anderson: 37
Linda Smith: 30
Sean Lock: 25
Alan Davies: -30
A9 (Africa)
Dave Gorman: 20
Jo Brand: 15
Jeremy Hardy: 15
Alan Davies: 10
A10 (Alan)
Alan Davies: 23
Julia Morris: 9
Rich Hall: 3
Peter Serafinowicz: -5
A11 (Arts)
Richard E. Grant: 12
Linda Smith: 5
Bill Bailey: -2
Alan Davies: -18
A12 (Advent)
John Sessions: 28
Sean Lock: 7
Phill Jupitus: 5
Alan Davies: -6
B1 (Blue)
Sean Lock: 17
Bill Bailey: 7
Jo Brand: -20
Alan Davies -22
B2 (Birds)
Rich Hall: 3
Phil Kay: 1
Jo Brand: -8
Alan Davies: -40
B3 (Bombs)
Phill Jupitus: 4
Rich Hall: 2
Clive Anderson: 1
Alan Davies: -4
B4 (Bible)
Jeremy Clarkson: 5
Jeremy Hardy: 3
Barry Cryer: -6
Alan Davies: -6
B5 (Bears)
Jimmy Carr: 15
Jo Brand: 8
Bill Bailey: -5
Alan Davies: -35
B6 (Beavers)
Anneka Rice: 7
Bill Bailey: 6
Sean Lock: -18
Alan Davies: -18
B7 (Biscuits)
Dara O’Briain: 4
Rich Hall: 2
Arthur Smith: -18
Alan Davies: -20
B8 (Bees)
Rich Hall: 5
Fred MacAuley: 4
Jo Brand: -8
Alan Davies: -19
B9 (Bats)
Rich Hall: 4
Josie Lawrence: 4
John Sessions: -14
Alan Davies: -72
B10(Bills)
Clive Anderson: 1
Phil Kay: 0
John Sessions: -10
Alan Davies: -26
B11 (Beats)
Linda Smith: 2
Mark Gatiss: -4
Sean Lock: -8
Alan Davies: -13
B12 (Birth - Christmas Special)
Rich Hall: 7
Mark Steele: 2
Phill Jupitus: -3
Alan Davies: -52
Stephen Fry: -56
C1 (Campanology)
Rich Hall: 8
Bill Bailey: -5
Rob Brydon: -16
Alan Davies: -25
C2 (Cummingtonite)
Andy Hamilton: 5
Doon Mackichan: -2
Alan Davies: -4
Arthur Smith: -6
C3 (Common Knowledge)
Rory McGrath: 88
Sean Lock: 0
Alan Davies: -9
Jimmy Carr: -12
C4 (Cheating)
Alexander Armstrong: 93
Jeremy Clarkson: 0
John Sessions: -10
Alan Davies: -52
C5 (Cat's Eyes)
Sean Lock: 12
Rich Hall: 3
Alan Davies: -18
Jo Brand: -28
C6 (Cockneys)
Bill Bailey: 3
Rory McGrath: -1
Phill Jupitus: -12
Alan Davies: -19
C7 (Constellations)
Jeremy Clarkson: 5
Sean Lock: 3
Rich Hall: 2
Alan Davies: -18
C8 (Corby)
David Mitchell: 0
Bill Bailey: -8
Phill Jupitus: -9
Alan Davies: -40
C9 (Creatures)
Helen Atkinson Wood: 200
Andy Hamilton: 22
Alan Davies: 15
Bill Bailey: -20
C10 (Cleve Crudgington)
Mark Steele: 2
John Sessions: -16
Clive Anderson: -28
Alan Davies: -84
C11 (Carnival)
Clive Anderson: 0
Phill Jupitus: -23
Jo Brand: -23
Alan Davies: -26
C12 (Combustion)
Bill Bailey: 3
Dara O'Briain: -8
Phill Jupitus: -18
Alan Davies: -47
D1 (Danger)
Jo Brand: 7
Sean Lock: 4
Jimmy Carr: 0
Alan Davies: -19
D2 (Discoveries)
Vic Reeves: 16
Alan Davies: 0
Clive Anderson: -7
Arthur Smith: -23
D3 (Dogs)
Neil Mullarkey: -5
Liza Tarbuck: -8
Jeremy Clarkson: -13
Alan Davies: -36
D4 (Dictionaries)
Ronni Ancona: 13
Rory Bremner: -7
Phill Jupitus: -7
Alan Davies: -7
D5 (Death)
Audience: 2
Andy Parsons: 0
Sean Lock: -8
Alan Davies: -15
Clive Anderson: -24
D6 (Drinks)
Alan Davies: 10
Jimmy Carr: 2
John Sessions: -3
Phill Jupitus: -15
D7 (Differences)
Dara O’Briain: 3
Julian Clary: -8
Jo Brand: -16
Alan Davies: -144
D8 (Descendants - Children in Need Special. Points were given in millions, but that would be too complicated for our purposes.)
Jonathan Ross: 3
Rich Hall: 2
Phill Jupitus: 1
Alan Davies: -29
D9 (Doves)
Alan Davies: 54
John Sessions: -4
Andy Hamilton: -8
David Mitchell: -9
D10 (Divination)
Graeme Garden: 7
Phill Jupitus: 6
Johnny Vaughan: -19
Alan Davies: -70
D11 (Denial and Deprivation)
Vic Reeves: 1
Roger McGough: 1
Mark Steele: -6
Alan Davies: -39
D12 (Domesticity)
Jessica Stevenson: -3
Phill Jupitus: -4
Jo Brand: -18
Alan Davies: -64
D13 (Christmas Special)
Dara O’Briain: 2
Rich Hall: -9
Jo Brand: -17
Alan Davies: -53
E1 (Engineering)
Rob Brydon: 11
Alan Davies: 4
Jimmy Carr: -2
Bill Bailey: -18
E2 (Electricity)
Jo Brand: 10
Rich Hall: 1
Sean Lock: -12
Alan Davies: -21
E3 (Eating)
Alan Davies: -2
Johnny Vegas: -3
Jimmy Carr: -6
Phill Jupitus: -21
E4 (Exploration)
Rich Hall: 8
Bill Bailey: 3
Alan Davies: -8
Sean Lock: -16
E5 (Europe)
Phill Jupitus: -5
David Mitchell: -7
Alan Davies: -26
Dara O’Briain: -27
The Audience: -100
E6 (Everything, Etc.)
Vic Reeves: -6
Alan Davies: -24
Clive Anderson: -25
Jeremy Clarkson: -30
E7 (Espionage)
Vic Reeves: 5
Clive Anderson: 5
Jo Brand: 4
Alan Davies: -8
E8 (Eyes & Ears)
Alan Davies: 13
Phill Jupitus: 3
Jimmy Carr: -10
David Mitchell: -11
E9 (Entertainment - Children in Need Special)
Jeremy Clarkson: 4
Jo Brand: 2
Bill Bailey: -6
Alan Davies: -6
E10 (England)
Audience: 10
Phill Jupitus: -8
Charlie Higson: -15
Sean Lock: -29
Alan Davies: -59
E11 (Endings)
Jimmy Carr: 5
Dara O’Briain: 5
Doon Mackichan: -17
Alan Davies: -17
E12 (Empire - Christmas Special)
Alan Davies: 10
Bill Bailey: 8
Sean Lock: -8
Jo Brand: -33
E13 (Elephants - Compilation show)
F1 (Children in Need Special)
Ronni Ancona: 5
David Mitchell: 3
Alan Davies: -6
Terry Wogan: -9
F2 (Christmas)
Clive Anderson: 8
Alan Davies: -6
Rob Brydon: -8
Dom Joly: -16
F3 (Flotsam & Jetsom)
Charlie Higson: 8
Rob Brydon: -8
Andy Hamilton: -15
Alan Davies: -19
F4 (Fight and Flight)
Pam Ayers: 8
Johnny Vegas: 1
Alan Davies: -11
Sean Lock: -12
F5 (France)
Hugh Dennis: 15
Jo Brand: 5
Phill Jupitus: -2
Alan Davies: -39
F6 (Fakes)
Sean Lock: -16
Jimmy Carr: -18
Alan Davies: -21
Marcus Brigstock: -26
F7 (Fingers & Fumbs)
Phill Jupitus: -24
Jo Brand: -26
Dara O'Briain: -28
Alan Davies: -42
F8 (Fashion)
Rich Hall: 4
Clive Anderson: -5
Reginald D. Hunter: -6
Alan Davies: -35
F9 (Future)
Ben Miller: 14
Sean Lock: 7
Rob Brydon: -31
Alan Davies: -60
F10 (Flora and Fauna)
Audience: 10
Jimmy Carr: -1
John Sargeant: -4
Alan Davies: -18
Jo Brand: -27
F11 (Film and Fame)
Alan Davies: 4
John Sessions: 1
Emma Thompson: -10
David Mitchell: -15
F12 (Food)
David Mitchell: 10
Rich Hall: -2
Alan Davies: -12
Jimmy Carr: -46
G1 (Gardens and Grocers/Grocer's/Grocers')
David Mitchell: 3
Dara O'Briain: 3
Rob Brydon: -6
Alan Davies: -8
G2 (Ganimals)
John Hodgman: Score never revealed
Sandi Toksvig: -3
Alan Davies: -4
Bill Bailey: -7
Sean Lock: -7
G3 (Games)
Liza Tarbuck: 5
Phill Jupitus: 2
Sean Lock: -7
Alan Davies: -17
G4 (Geography)
Alan Davies: -7
Jo Brand: -10
Jimmy Carr: -21
Rob Brydon: -28
G5 (Groovy)
Alan Davies: 5
David Tennant: -4
Bill Bailey: -6
Lee Mack: -29
G6 (Genius)
Alan Davies: 4
Dara O'Briain: -7
David Mitchell: -8
Graham Norton: -19
G7 (Girls and Boys)
Sandi Toksvig: 5
Ronni Ancona: 3
Jack Dee: Score never revealed
Alan Davies: Score never revealed
Jack and Alan scored a combined -5; individual scores not revealed.
G8 (Germany)
Jo Brand: -6
Rob Brydon: -7
Alan Davies: -36
Sean Lock: -76
G9 (Gallimaufrey)
Hugh Dennis: 4
Andy Hamilton: 2
Phill Jupitus: -15
Alan Davies: -56
G10 (Greats)
David Mitchell: 4
Alan Davies: 2
Sean Lock: -6
Barack Obama: -10
Jo Brand: -46
G11 (Gifts)
Jan Ravens: 6
Jimmy Carr: -7
Clive Anderson: -14
Alan Davies: -18
G12 (Gravity)
Alan Davies: 3
Rich Hall: 3
Bill Bailey: -8
Barry Humphries: -36
G13 (Gothic)
Alan Davies: -17
Jack Dee: -17
Sue Perkins: -26
Jimmy Carr: -28
G14 (Greeks)
Audience: 10
Clive Anderson: 3
Rich Hall: 2
Phill Jupitus: -5
Alan Davies: -47
G15 (Green)
Bill Bailey: -5
Alan Davies: -7
Danny Baker: -13
Jeremy Clarkson: -27
G16 (Geometry)
Alan Davies: 21
David Mitchell: 4
Johnny Vegas: 2
Rob Brydon: 2
Most Career Points
1. Helen Atkinson Wood: 200
2: Rich Hall: 103
3. Alexander Armstrong: 93
4. Rory McGrath: 87
5. Gyles Brandreth: 54
6. Jeremy Hardy: 45
7. Linda Smith: 37
8. Howard Goodall: 30
9. Danny Baker: 24
10. Ronni Ancona: 21
11. Dave Gorman: 20
12. Meera Syal: 19
12. Hugh Dennis: 19
14. Vic Reeves: 16
15. Ben Miller: 14
16. Richard E. Grant: 12
17. Hugh Laurie: 11
18. Julia Morris: 9
19. Pam Ayers: 8
20. Anneka Rice: 7
20. Graeme Garden: 7
22. Andy Hamilton: 6
22. Jan Ravens: 6
24. Jackie Clune: 5
25. Fred MacAuley: 4
25. Josie Lawrence: 4
27. Jonathan Ross: 3
28. Sandi Toksvig: 2
29. Roger McGough: 1
29. Phil Kay: 1
31. Andy Parsons: 0
31. Johnny Vegas: 0
33. Mark Steele: -2
34. Jessica Stevenson: -3
34. Liza Tarbuck: -3
36. Mark Gatiss: -4
36. John Sargeant: -4
36. David Tennant: -4
39. Peter Serafinowicz: -5
39. Neil Mullarkey: -5
41. Reginald D. Hunter: -6
41. Barry Cryer: -6
43. Rory Bremner: -7
43. Charlie Higson: -7
45. Julian Clary: -8
46. Terry Wogan: -9
47. Emma Thompson: -10
47. Barack Obama (sorta): -10
49. Dom Joly: -16
50. Jack Dee: -17 (score never revealed on G7)
51. John Sessions: -18
52. Johnny Vaughan: -19
52. Doon Mackichan: -19
52. Graham Norton: -19
55. David Mitchell: -21
56. Clive Anderson: -22
57. Sue Perkins: -26
57. Marcus Brigstock: -26
59. Lee Mack: -29
60. Barry Humphries: -36
61. Bill Bailey: -45
62. Arthur Smith: -47
63. Dara O'Briain: -53
64. Jeremy Clarkson: -56
64. Stephen Fry: -56
66. Audience: -68
67. Rob Brydon: -78
68. Jimmy Carr: -130
69. Sean Lock: -148
70. Phill Jupitus: -150
71. Jo Brand: -224
72. Alan Davies: -1734
(John Hodgman's score never revealed)
Total Points by Panelist (alphabetical order by first name)
Alan Davies: -1734; Eighty-nine episodes, thirteen wins
A1: -5 (last)
A2: -30 (last)
A3: -20 (last)
A4: -24 (last)
A5: 15 (last)
A6: 8 (last)
A7: 0 (2nd)
A8: -30(last)
A9: 10 (last)
A10: 23* (1st)
A11: -18 (last)
A12: -6 (last)
B1: -22 (last)
B2: -40 (last)
B3: -4 (last)
B4: -6 (last, tied)
B5: -35 (last)
B6: -18 (last, tied)
B7: -20 (last)
B8: -19 (last)
B9: -72 (last)
B10: -26 (last)
B11: -13 (last)
B12: -52 (4th)
C1: -25 (last)
C2: -4 (3rd)
C3: -9 (3rd)
C4: -52 (last)
C5: -18 3rd
C6: -19 (last)
C7: -18 (last)
C8: -40 (last)
C9: 15 (3rd)
C10: -84 (last)
C11: -26 (last)
C12: -47 (last)
D1: -19 (last)
D2: 0 (2nd)
D3: -36 (last)
D4: -7 (last, tied)
D5: -15 (3rd)
D6: 10* (1st)
D7: -144 (last)
D8: -29 (last)
D9: 54* (1st)
D10: -70 (last)
D11: -39 (last)
D12: -64 (last)
D13: -53 (last)
E1: 4 (2nd)
E2: -21 (last)
E3: -2* (1st)
E4: -8 (3rd)
E5: -26 (3rd)
E6: -24 (2nd)
E7: -8 (last)
E8: 13* (1st)
E9: -6 (last, tied)
E10: -59 (last)
E11: -17 (last, tied)
E12: 10* (1st)
F1: -6 (3rd)
F2: -6 (2nd)
F3: -19 (last)
F4: -11 (3rd)
F5: -39 (last)
F6: -21 (3rd)
F7: -42 (4th)
F8: -35 (last)
F9: -60 (last)
F10: -18 (4th)
F11: 4* (1st)
F12: -12 (3rd)
G1: -8 (last)
G2: -4 (3rd)
G3: -17 (last)
G4: -7* (1st)
G5: 5* (1st)
G6: 4* (1st)
G7: Score never revealed
G8: -36 (3rd)
G9: -56 (last)
G10: 2 (2nd)
G11: -18 (last)
G12: 3* (1st, tied)
G13: -17* (1st, tied)
G14: -47 (last)
G15: -7 (2nd)
G16: 21* (1st)
Alexander Armstrong: 93; One episode, one win
C4: 93* (1st)
Andy Hamilton: 6; Five episodes, one win
C2: 5* (1st)
C9: 22 (2nd)
D9: -8 (3rd)
F3: -15 (3rd)
G9: 2 (2nd)
Andy Parsons: 0; One episode
D5: 0 (2nd)
Anneka Rice: 7; One episode, one win
B6: 7* (1st)
Arthur Smith: -47; Three episodes
B7: -18 (3rd)
C2: -6 (Last)
D2: -23 (Last)
Audience: -68; Five episodes, four wins
D5: 2* (1st)
E5: -100 (Last)
E10: 10* (1st)
F10: 10* (1st)
G14: 10* (1st)
Barack Obama (sorta): -10; One episode
G10: -10 (4th)
Barry Cryer: -6; One episode
B4: -6 (3rd)
Barry Humphries: -36; One episode
G12: -36 (Last)
Ben Miller: 14; One episode, one win
F9: 14* (1st)
Bill Bailey: -45; Nineteen episodes, three wins
A2: 5 (3rd)
A3: 10 (3rd)
A11: -2 (3rd)
B1: 7 (2nd)
B5: -5 (3rd)
B6: 6 (2nd)
C1: -5 (2nd)
C6: 3* (1st)
C8: -8 (2nd)
C9: -20 (Last)
C12: 3* (1st)
E1: -18 (Last)
E4: 3 (2nd)
E9: -6 (3rd)
E12: 8 (2nd)
G2: -7 (Last, tied)
G5: -6 (3rd)
G12: -8 (3rd)
G15: -5* (1st)
Charlie Higson: -7; Two episode, one win
E10: -15 (3rd)
F3: 8* (1st)
Clive Anderson: -22; Fourteen Episodes, six wins
A3: 26* (1st)
A8: 37* (1st)
B3: 1 (3rd)
B10: 1* (1st)
C10: -28 (3rd)
C11: 0* (1st)
D2: -7 (3rd)
D5: -24 (Last)
E6: -25 (3rd)
E7: 5* (1st, tied)
F2: 8* (1st)
F8: -5 (2nd)
G11: -14 (3rd)
G14: 3 (2nd)
Danny Baker: 24; Three episodes, two wins
A1: 18* (1st)
A6: 19* (1st)
G15: -13 (3rd)
Dara O’Briain: -53; Nine episodes, five wins
B7: 4* (1st)
C12: -8 (2nd)
D7: 3* (1st)
D13: 2* (1st)
E5: -27 (4th)
E11: 5* (1st, tied)
F7: -28 (3rd)
G1: 3* (1st, tied)
G6: -7 (2nd)
Dave Gorman: 20; One episode, one win
A9: 20* (1st)
David Mitchell: -21; Eleven episodes, four wins
C8: 0* (1st)
D9: -9 (Last)
E5: -7 (2nd)
E8: -11 (Last)
F1: 3 (2nd)
F11: -10 (Last)
F12: 10* (1st)
G1: 3* (1st, tied)
G6: -8 (3rd)
G10: 4* (1st)
G16: 4 (2nd)
David Tennant: -4; One episode
G5: -4 (2nd)
Dom Joly: -16; One episode
F2: -16 (Last)
Doon Mackichan: -19; Two episodes
C2: -2 (2nd)
E11: -17 (3rd)
Emma Thompson: -10; One episode
F11: -10 (3rd)
Fred MacAuley: 4; One episode
B8: 4 (2nd)
Graeme Garden: 7; One episode one, win
D10: 7* (1st)
Graham Norton: -19; One episode
G6: -19 (Last)
Gyles Brandreth: 54; One episode, one win
A5: 54* (1st)
Helen Atkinson Wood: 200; One episode, one win
C9: 200* (1st)
Howard Goodall: 30; Two episodes
A4: 13 (2nd)
A6: 17 (2nd)
Hugh Dennis: 19; Two episodes, two wins
F5: 15* (1st)
G9: 4* (1st)
Hugh Laurie: 11; One episode
A1: 11 (2nd)
Jackie Clune: 5; One episode, one win
A7: 5* (1st)
Jack Dee: -17; two episodes, one win
G7: Score not revealed
G13: -17* (1st, tied)
Jan Ravens: 6; One episode, one win
G11: 6* (1st)
Jeremy Clarkson: -56; Seven episodes, three wins
B4: 5* (1st)
C4: 0 (2nd)
C7: 5* (1st)
D3: -13 (3rd)
E6: -30 (Last)
E9: 4* (1st)
G15: -27 (Last)
Jeremy Hardy: 45; Four episodes, one win
A2: 20* (1st, tied)
A4: 7 (3rd)
A9: 15 (2nd, tied)
B4: 3 (2nd)
Jessica Stevenson: -3; One episode, one win
D12: -3* (1st)
Jimmy Carr: -130; Fifteen episodes, two wins
A7: -1 (3rd)
B5: 15* (1st)
C3: -12 (Last)
D1: 0 (3rd)
D6: 2 (2nd)
E1: -2 (3rd)
E3: -6 (3rd)
E8: -10 (3rd)
E11: 5* (1st, tied)
F6: -18 (2nd)
F10: -1 (2nd)
F12: -46 (Last)
G4: -21 (3rd)
G11: -7 (2nd)
G13: -28 (Last)
Jo Brand: -224; Twenty-four episodes, four wins
A4: 36* (1st)
A6: 13 (3rd)
A7: -38 (Last)
A9: 15 (2nd)
B1: -20 (3rd)
B2: -8 (3rd)
B5: 8 (2nd)
B8: -8 (3rd)
C5: -28 (Last)
C11: -23 (2nd, tied)
D1: 7* (1st)
D7: -16 (3rd)
D12: -18 (3rd)
D13: -17 (3rd)
E2: 10* (1st)
E7: 4 (3rd)
E9: 2 (3rd)
E12: -33 (Last)
F5: 5 (2nd)
F7: -26 (2nd)
F10: -27 (Last)
G4: -10 (2nd)
G8: -6* (1st)
G10: -46 (Last)
John Hodgman: Score never revealed; one episode, one win
G2*: (1st)
John Sargeant: -4; One episode
F10: -4 (3rd)
John Sessions: -18; Nine episodes, one win
A1: 10 (3rd)
A12: 28* (1st)
B9: -10 (3rd)
B10: -14 (3rd)
C4: -10 (3rd)
C10: -16 (2nd)
D6: -3 (3rd)
D9: -4 (2nd)
F11: 1 (2nd)
Johnny Vaughan: -19; One episode
D10: -19 (3rd)
Johnny Vegas: 0; three episodes
E3: -3 (2nd)
F4: 1 (2nd)
G16: 2 (3rd)
Jonathan Ross: 3; One episode, one win
D8: 3* (1st)
Josie Lawrence: 4; One episode, one win
B9: 4* (1st, tied)
Julia Morris: 9; One episode
A10: 9 (2nd)
Julian Clary: -8; One episode
D7: -8 (2nd)
Lee Mack: -29; One episode
G5: -29 (Last)
Linda Smith: 37; Three episodes, one win
A8: 30 (2nd)
A11: 5 (2nd)
B11: 2* (1st)
Liza Tarbuck: -3; Two episodes, one win
D3: -8 (2nd)
G3: 5* (1st)
Marcus Brigstock: -26; One episode
F6: -26 (Last)
Mark Gatiss: -4; One episode
B11: -4 (2nd)
Mark Steele: -2; Three episodes, one win
B12: 2 (2nd)
C10: 2* (1st)
D11: -6 (3rd)
Meera Syal: 19; One episode
A3: 19 (2nd)
Neil Mullarkey: -5; One episode, one win
D3: -5* (1st)
Pam Ayers: 8; One episode, one win
F4: 8* (1st)
Peter Serafinowicz: -5; One episode
A10: -5 (Last)
Phil Kay: 1; Two episodes
B2: 1 (2nd)
B9: 0 (2nd)
Phill Jupitus: -150; Twenty-one episodes, three wins
A12: 5 (3rd)
B3: 4* (1st)
B12: -3 (3rd)
C6: -12 (3rd)
C8: -9 (3rd)
C11: -23 (2nd, tied)
C12: -18 (3rd)
D4: -7 (2nd, tied)
D6: -15 (Last)
D8: 1 (3rd)
D10: 6 (2nd)
D12: -4 (2nd)
E3: -21 (Last)
E5: -5* (1st)
E8: 3 (2nd)
E10: -8 (2nd)
F5: -2 (3rd)
F7: -24* (1st)
G3: 2 (2nd)
G9: -15 (3rd)
G14: -5 (3rd)
Reginald D. Hunter: -6; One episode
F8: -6 (3rd)
Rich Hall: 103; Twenty episodes, nine wins
A2: 20* (1st, tied)
A5: 35 (2nd)
A10: 3 (3rd)
B2: 3* (1st)
B3: 2 (2nd)
B7: 2 (2nd)
B8: 5* (1st)
B9: 4* (1st, tied)
B12: 7* (1st)
C1: 8* (1st)
C5: 3 (2nd)
C7: 2 (3rd)
D8: 2 (2nd)
D13: -9 (2nd)
E2: 1 (2nd)
E4: 8* (1st)
F8: 4* (1st)
F12: -2 (2nd)
G12: 3* (1st, tied)
G14: 2 (3rd)
Richard E. Grant: 12; One episode, one win
A11: 12* (1st)
Rob Brydon: -78; Ten episodes, one win
A5: 17 (3rd)
C1: -16 (3rd)
E1: 11* (1st)
F2: -8 (3rd)
F3: -8 (2nd)
F9: -31 (3rd)
G1: -6 (3rd)
G4: -28 (Last)
G8: -7 (2nd)
G16: 2 (Last, tied)
Roger McGough: One episode, one win
D11: 1* (1st, tied)
Ronni Ancona: 21: Three episodes, two wins
D4: 13* (1st)
F1: 5* (1st)
G7: 3 (2nd)
Rory Bremner: -7: One episode
D4: -7 (2nd, tied)
Rory McGrath: 87; Two episodes, one win
C3: 88* (1st)
C6: -1 (2nd)
Sandi Toksvig: 2; Two episodes, one win
G2: -3 (2nd)
G7: 5* (1st)
Sean Lock: -148; Twenty-one episodes, three wins
A8: 25 (3rd)
A12: 7 (2nd)
B1: 17* (1st)
B6: -18 (Last, tied)
B11: -8 (3rd)
C3: 0 (2nd)
C5: 12* (1st)
C7: 3 (2nd)
D1: 4 (2nd)
D5: -8 (3rd)
E2: -12 (3rd)
E4: -16 (Last)
E10: -29 (3rd)
E12: -8 (3rd)
F4: -12 (Last)
F6: -16* (1st)
F9: 7 (2nd)
G2: -7 (Last, tied)
G3: -7 (3rd)
G8: -76 (Last)
G10: -6 (3rd)
Stephen Fry: -56; One episode
B12: -56 (Last)
Sue Perkins: -26; One episode
G13: -26 (3rd)
Terry Wogan: -9; One episode
F1: -9 (Last)
Vic Reeves: 16; Four episodes, four wins
D2: 16* (1st)
D11: 1* (1st, tied)
E6: -6* (1st)
E7: 5* (1st, tied)
*won game (Rank in paranthesis denotes what place the panelist finished in.)
Most Games Won
Alan Davies: 13 (includes tie with Rich Hall in G12 and Jack Dee in G13)
Rich Hall: 9 (Includes tie with Jeremy Hardy in A2, tie with Josie Lawrence in B10, and tie with Alan Davies in G12)
Clive Anderson: 6 (Includes tie with Vic Reeves in episode E7)
Dara O’Briain: 5 (Includes tie with Jimmy Carr in E11 and David Mitchell in G1)
Vic Reeves: 4 (Includes tie with Roger McGough in D11 and tie with Clive Anderson in episode E7)
Jo Brand: 4
David Mitchell: 4 (Includes tie with Dara O'Briain in G1)
The Audience: 4
Jeremy Clarkson: 3
Bill Bailey: 3
Phill Jupitus: 3
Ronni Ancona: 2
Danny Baker: 2
Jimmy Carr: 2
Hugh Dennis: 2
Most Games Won per Series
A Series: Danny Baker won two games: A1, A6; Clive Anderson won two games: A3, A8
B Series: Rich Hall won four games: B2, B8, B9 (tie), B12
C Series: Bill Bailey won two games: C6, C12
D Series: Vic Reeves won two games: D2, D11 (tie); Alan Davies won two games: D6, D9; Dara O'Briain won two games: D7, D13
E Series: Alan Davies won three games: E3, E8, E12
F Series: No repeat winners
G Series: Alan Davies won six games: G4, G5, G6, G12 (tie), G13 (tie), G16
Most Points Game
Helen Atkinson Wood: 200; Episode C9 (Includes 200 point bonus for the custard thing.)
Honorable Mention - Alexander Armstrong: 93; Episode C4 (Includes a 100 point bonus for correctly guessing his own score of -7.)
Honorable Mention - Rory McGrath: 88; Episode C3 (Includes 100 Genius Award.)
Most Points Game Without Special Bonus Offered
Gyles Brandreth: 54; Episode A5
Most Points for Second Place Finish
Rich Hall: 35; Episode A5
Most Points for Third Place Finish
Sean Lock: 25; Episode A8
Most Points for Fourth Place Finish
Alan Davies: 15; Episode A5
Fewest Points Game
Alan Davies: -144; Episode D7. (He lost 150 points by suggesting that Ghandi’s first name was Randy.)
Fewest Points Game By Someone Other Than Alan
Audience: -100; Episode E5
Sean Lock: -76; Episode G8
Stephen Fry: -56; Episode B12
Jimmy Carr: -46; Episode F12
Jo Brand: -46; Episode G10
Fewest Points Game with First Place Finish
Phill Jupitus: -24; Episode F7
Greatest Margin of Victory Between First and Second Place (without special bonus)
23 points: A4 - Jo Brand 36, Howard Goodall 13
23 points: C11 - Clive Anderson 0, Phill Jupitus -23
Greatest Margin of Victory Between First and Last Place (without special bonus or audience score)
147 points: D7 - Dara O’Briain 3, Alan Davies -144. (Alan as penalized -150 points for suggesting Ghandi’s first name was Randy.)
86 points: C10 - Mark Steele 2, Alan Davies -84
77 points: D10 - Graeme Garden 7, Alan Davies -70
76 points: B9 - Rich Hall/Josie Lawrence 4, Alan Davies -72
74 points: F9 - Ben Miller 14, Alan Davies -60
Slimmest Margin of Victory Separating First From Last Place
8 points: B3 - Phill Jupitus 4, Alan Davies -4
Special mention of G2 where John Hodgman's winning score was not revealed. Sandi Toksvig was second with -3 and Bill and Sean where last with -7. In a typical four-person panel, and omitting John Hodgman's ghostly score, the 4 point difference would have been the Slimmest Margin of Victory Separating First From Last Place.
Panelists Who Have Never Finished With a Negative Score (minimum two episodes)
Jeremy Hardy; Four episodes
Linda Smith; Three episodes
Ronni Ancona; Three episodes
Howard Goodall; Two episodes
Phil Kay; Two episodes
Hugh Dennis; Two episodes
Panelists Who Have Never Finished With a Positive Score (minimum two episodes)
Arthur Smith; Three episodes
Doon Mackichan; Two episodes
Panelists who have appeared on ten or more episodes, excluding Alan
Jo Brand: 24
Sean Lock: 21
Phill Jupitus: 21
Rich Hall: 20
Bill Bailey: 19
Jimmy Carr: 15
Clive Anderson: 14
David Mitchell: 11
Rob Brydon: 10
Panelists who have appeared on at least one episode of each series, excluding Alan
Clive Anderson
Jimmy Carr
Jo Brand
Phill Jupitus
Rich Hall
Sean Lock
Interestingly, (cuz that's why we're here) Clive has been on exactly two episodes of each series for his 14 total appearances.
Most appearances by one panelist during one series, excluding Alan
Rich Hall appeared in six episodes during the B series.
Bill Bailey appeard in five episodes during the C series.
Phill Jupitus appeard in five episodes during the D series.
Miscellaneous
Hugh Dennis is undefeated: two episodes, two wins.
Vic Reeves is undefeated: four episodes, four wins, including tie with Roger McGough during D11, and Clive Anderson during E7.
Vic Reeves has 16 career points in four games even though he scored 16 points on his first go.
Games with tie winners: 8 total. A2 (Rich Hall and Jeremy Hardy), B9 (Rich Hall and Josie Lawrence), D11 (Vic Reeves and Roger McGough), E7 (Vic Reeves and Clive Anderson), E11 (Jimmy Carr and Dara O’Briain), G1 (David Mitchell and Dara O'Briain), G12 (Alan Davies and Rich Hall), G13 (Alan Davies and Jack Dee).
D4 is the only episode to have a three-way tie.
E11 is the only episode to have two ties: Tie for first (Jimmy and Dara) and tie for last (Doon and Alan).
There have been four episodes where all the panelists finished with positive scores: A5, A6, A9, G16
There have been thirteen episodes where all the panelists finished with negative scores: D3, D12, E3, E5, E6, E10, F6, F7, F10, G4, G8, G13, and G15. (Audience won E10 and F10, but they’re not panelists.) Special mention of G2 where John Hodgman's score was not revealed. All the other four panelists finished with negative scores.
Beginner's Luck: 18 panelists who have won the only episode they were on: Alexander Armstrong, Anneka Rice, Ben Miller, David Gorman, Graeme Garden, Gyles Brandreth, Helen Atkinson Wood, Hugh Dennis, Jackie Clune, Jessica Stevenson, Jonathan Ross, Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarky, Pam Ayers, Richard E. Grant, Roger McGough, John Hodgman, Jan Ravens
During the A Series, panelists scored 20 points or more 12 times. Since then, it has happened a mere six times, and four of those included special bonuses: C3 (100 point Genius Award to Rory McGrath), C4 (100 points to Alexander Armstrong for correctly predicting his score), C9 (200 points to Helen Atkinson-Wood for the custard thing), and D9 (50 points to Alan after Stephen mistakenly revealed the answer). The other two times it happened without a special bonus offered was when Andy Hamilton scored 22 points in C9 and when Alan Davies scored 21 points in G16.
Alan
His personal worst streak of finishing in last place is 13 games: A11 - B11. Only when he and Stephen switched places during B12 prevented Alan from going through the entire B series in last place.
Of course, he holds the streak for most consecutive games with a negative score: 22. A11-C8.
His personal best streak of consecutive wins is 3: G4, G5, and G6.
His personal best streak of not finishing in last place stands at four games: E3, E4, E5, and E6.
His personal best streak of finishing without a negative score is three games: A5, A6, and A7
His personal best for points in a game is 23 during A10. With a special bonus offered, it’s 54 during D9.
His five worst games by points are:
D7: -144
C10: -84
B10: -72
D10: -70
D12: -64
He scored -18 points on the 18th episode of the series (B6, as did Sean Lock), he scored -25 points on the 25th episode (C1), and he scored -59 points on the 59th episode (E10).
Alan's Points Per Series
A: -77
B: -327
C: -327
D: -412
E: -144
F: -265
G: -182
Alan's Ranking Per Series
A:
1st place: 1 time
2nd place: 1 time
3rd place: 0 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 10 times
B:
1st place: 0 times
2nd place: 0 times
3rd place: 0 times
4th place: 1 time
Last place: 11 times
C:
1st place: 0 times
2nd place: 0 times
3rd place: 4 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 8 times
D:
1st place: 2 times
2nd place: 1 time
3rd place: 1 time
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 9 times
E:
1st place: 3 times
2nd place: 2 times
3rd place: 2 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 5 times
F:
1st place: 1 time
2nd place: 1 time
3rd place: 4 times
4th place: 2 times
Last place: 4 times
G:
1st place: 6 times
2nd place: 2 times
3rd place: 2 times
4th place: 0 times
Last place: 5 times
(note - score never revealed in episode G7)
TOTAL:
1st place: 13 times
2nd place: 7 times
3rd place: 13 times
4th place: 3 times
Last place: 52 times
VICTORIES
A10, D6, D9, E3, E8, E12, F11, G4, G5, G6, G12 (tie with Rich), G13 (tie with Jack Dee), G16.
DEFEATIES
He has finished in last place in 52 of 88^ episodes, including ties for last with Barry Cryer in B4, Sean Lock in B6, Rory Bremner/Phill Jupitus in D4, Bill Bailey in E9, and Doon Mackichan in E11. He has finished with a negative score in 70 out of 88^ episodes. He averages -19 points a game.
^Alan's been in 89 total episodes (not counting compilations), but his score was never revealed during G7. Most annoying.