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[qice8]

Lines that I wish I could have used at work tonight

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[canadatrack]

I'm sorry you had such a bad experience at work...I hate those kind of days.

[dudethatsawesum]

you know what you wanted to say you wanted to say dammit boots stop calling and also fyi the number you put is 7 trillion if you didnt know it

[fasthands26]

You could also say things like "Sorry, but for you this is the Country Out, as in get OUT of here, punk" or "Don't make me eat the mint that I would otherwise leave on your pillow!" (although I don't think you guys do the mint thing) or "What do you think this is? The Bellagio?"

[qice8]

we do the mint thing, but not on the pillow. we put them on the nightstand next to the bed.

[anonymous6494]

Yeah, bad things happen with mints on pillows. Once I had a mint on the pillow, but accidentally slept with it there. I awoke in the morning with ants crawling all over my head. I then proceeded to spray my head with raid, but that only made the situation worse. Next thing I remember, I was in a hospital bed.

[qice8]

you make no sense man.