Seriously, I don't know if you've been doing it, but you should go check out http://www.snickerssatisfies.com .
Because, it is amusing.

Every day, there's something new. Most of them are short, little things that just make you smile.

But today, this one was a bit longer, and ( Read more... )

And he listed the six that he reads.

Here's the ones I read, either every day, or every other day (depending on when they update)

Queen of Wands
PvP Online
Something Positive
Abby's Agency
Able and Baker
Abstract Gender
Alice
All Roses Have Thorns
Bigger Than Cheeses
Bunny
Butternut Squash
Carzorthade
Count Your Sheep
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Diesel Sweeties ( Read more... )

Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me"
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"Heaven In My Head" by Walter W. Quinn III ( Read more... )

So, I'm up now. It's 3:20 in the morning (as I start this that is, who knows when i finish it ( Read more... )

After you die...
Parallel Universe

After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all ( Read more... )

So, apparently the new thing for Columbians to do is smuggle in cocaine via puppies.
Yeah, they are now surgically cutting open puppies,
inserting bags of cocaine
(not always in powdered form, sometimes liquid)
and sewing them back up again.
Then, they smuggle them over the border.
But sometimes, the bags rip, the incisions get infected, and they ( Read more... )

"I want to be a spoon ninja. A...spooninja."

"So much for you being able to seduce away the spoon from anybody except for me."

"He's just an ass who walks heavy."

"Paul's not an idiot. He's not stupid. He's just..."
"Not swift?"

"You coming for food?"
"I don't like to have people buy me things."
"What do you like to eat?"
"Edible things."
"I' ( Read more... )

*begins singing*

Dancin' in the moonlight! Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight...

Window washin' cowboy, make 'em squeeky clean...

She turns to me sometimes and asks me what I'm dreaming ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)James T. Kirk (Captain) 70%Jean-Luc Picard 60%Deanna Troi 60%Mr. Sulu 60%Worf 55%Geordi LaForge 55%An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 55%Data 48%Will Riker 45%Beverly Crusher 40%Uhura 35%Chekov 35%Spock 32%Leonard McCoy (Bones) 20%Mr. Scott 10%You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and ( Read more... )