There and Back Again: A Detective's Tale

[qthebadwolf]

Title: There and Back Again: A Detective's Tale
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 3,673
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to Auntie Beeb and Uncle Moff; Sherlock Holmes belongs to the world. The Hobbit and its world belong to JRR Tolkien.
Spoilers: Maybe a bit for The Blind Banker, if you squint.
Warnings: Obscene abuse of the Tolkien canon.

Comments

[pam_casso]

Hilarious! Also, YOUR ICON IS SPECTACULAR. If the Hurt/Comfort Inn was real I WOULD NEVER LEAVE.

[qthebadwolf]

IKR?? darthhellokitty made it, and when I saw it I knew it would be perfect for my fic blog.

[darthhellokitty]

At the H/KI, every suite has large bathtubs with unlimited hot water, dozens of fluffy towels, clean sheets, a fireplace, and lube in the bedside tables.

[happy_nina]

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you. :-)

[qthebadwolf]

Welcome! aLways glad to raise a giggle.

[darthhellokitty]

I may never stop giggling at the hobbit/dragon role-play at the end. XD XD XD

[qthebadwolf]

You hear that noise? That was Tolkien turning over in his grave at the exact lines I stole from the book for that scene. >:)

[darthhellokitty]

I KNOW. That's the scary part. XD

[suddenlyflying]

I love you so much for writing this piece of pure brilliance. That last scene had me laughing so hard (and probably shows the fandom hive-mind as I just today made a post with hobbity Smaug/Bilbo innuendo XDDD).

[qthebadwolf]

There can never be enough Bilbo/Smaug slash in the world. S'TRUTH.

Glad you enjoyed!

[kari77]

I think I scared the neighbours, I was laughing so hard. lol
Perfect. Thank you.

[qthebadwolf]

Giggles are good. Happy to provide a few!