Okay so right now it is 4:19 on a Sunday and I am already hammered. I need to write an essay on The Odyssey. 5 pages. I cant stop thinking about last night. Why the hell didnt he kiss me goodbye?! I mean we see each other once a week (which has actually been okay since Iv been so busy...maybe even kinda perfect for my situation right now) and he is ( Read more... )

Dorothy moves to click her ruby shoes ( Read more... )

We were talking, and someone should really make a movie of our lives. It would be so powerful, enteratining, real, and typical all at once. There's a saying that your life wasn't worth living unless someone would want to read a book about it. Well. Lets just say mine would be a best seller. Theres so much bullshit that happens that is just ( Read more... )

Hey I just wanted to let everyone know that if you read something here that you like, feel free to put it up as your away message! It makes a great statement!! Trust me...

Me and Alli went to a gangsta party with Slav in Frammingham.

I like how in certain public places you can feel totally connected with the people around you, even if they are strangers. No words have to be exchanged, maybe some eye contact or some other form of acknowledgment. It really makes me feel- THERE ( Read more... )

lookatmypants741: mary hattenburg is her name ( Read more... )

Blowjobs are one of the sacred forms of forplay that offers girls a chance to be creative with their affection, without having to give away the whole enchalada. The male is usually just (if not more) sastisfied to receive good dome. Giving head is normally your standard procedure, however we all know that sometimes things can go wrong...very wrong ( Read more... )

well im drunk
brian in gay
oh well
deal
its all allis fault jk
hahaha
its not anyones fault
only my own
fuck it
oh well
cant do anything
atr all

One of Alli's crazy uncles said when they were in Ireland that he wanted to sell ciggarettes to 4th and 5th graders. He said that it was a brilliant plan. He said that he would sell them Marlboros. He said they are the perfect customer because they hooked for life and bring in all their friends...more customers. He asked Timmy is he wanted to go ( Read more... )