well life in general sucks ( Read more... )

They were in the middle of having sex when his cell rang. She didn't notice because nothing could distract from this moment right now. This kind of thing only happened in movies. He answers. Its Adrian again. In the few minutes that they chit chat over the phone, she gets dressed out of sheer embarrasment. He wants to go play frisbee. Why have sex ( Read more... )

1. Always turn your cell off vibrate mode when setting your alarm ( Read more... )

Down in Camp Putnam at the talent show ( Read more... )

"She calls me 'chazzy-fizzle'. I want to punch her in the face"

She knows the know ( Read more... )

"Feed us your fetus!"

It's your typical night; we go for a drive, get some free donuts by the dumpster, Alli leaves to "do something" for approx one hour, and we all sit around the LLC and watch a little Flavor of Love. I don't know if you've ever heard of Flava Flav, he's pretty much the biggest pimp to ever walk the earth. It came down to New York and Delicious. He ( Read more... )

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Charles Philip/Hattenburg/Charlie/Chuck/Chuckie Cheese/Mr.Hattenburg/Coach Hattenburg/Dad/Padre/Poppa Quabbin...the father, the man of the house, my dad. He can coach almost any sport, and age group. His people skills are unbelievable and his work ethic is amazing but his family skills, not so much ( Read more... )