Lip Balm Reviews

[quackman]

I haven't done a journal entry since July!  That one was about chapstick, and so is this one.  Not just a chapstickk entry, but one in which I review all the lip balms that I have tried

Comments

[baby__fireflies]

i prefer pissha brand lip balm because it glides on smoother than a baby's bottom and makes your lips a pleasant brown color. it smells kind of like curry, but more like a traditional indian dinner. it also comes in light brown, yellow, and purple and other suggestive colors.

[anonymous]

how very well-researched, christopher! and thoughtful! and well-cited. you get an A+ from Professor Vegan.
you are a regular chapstick connosuhr.

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