My close encounter with a deer

[quagmire1813]

Hey, here's a funny story for ya. So last night I was outside working on my bike. It was like 9:30. This kid comes running from the side of my house on a cell phone. He completely bypasses me and goes and starts talking to some girl at the end of the driveway. After a minute or so, he comes back and tells me there's a wild deer running around, and

Comments

[kathleen06]

whats with this neighborhood and weird animals...i saw that sheep before david and lilits wedding...you got raped by a deer...man if i didnt know this was tacoma id say little house on the effing prairie!!! and you would not shoot a deer...if you did you would get fined so much money...jerk.

[quagmire1813]

Actually, if it comes at you and you feel threatened, it's perfectly legal to shoot it. Cuz all I know is a deer would kick my ass!!!

[kathleen06]

dude...i would kick your ass...and thats saying something. remember i know where your ticklish!!!