Various Quizzes and Memes

[qualitas]

I was rather bored today, and decided to fill out a few of these. I have to say, the answers are extremely amusing.

Some of the answers make me cringe, though. They can be rather sickening. (I'm referring to the results, of course.)

Comments

[thundernymph]

Wow, Marly. That.. That's interesting. But how come Saiix gets to lick the hot chocolate?

Hmph.

Okay I need to straighten some things out. Hm.. Firstly, I don't masturbate. I just get it. Secondly, I had better be the best sex you've ever had. Thirdly, unless I've been raped, I'm pretty sure I've never had sex with another chick, kthx. Finally, WHY AM I NOT EVEN ON THE LAST ONE?! Though I have to say, it's either really impressive, or really sad that you got a 100%.

[qualitas]

Firstly, I know. You use me instead. Secondly, the position is shared between you and Axel. Thirdly, that's a shame. Finally, I can't control it. Of course, if you want to show me each of those talents...

What can I say? It's wonderful~

[shadowsreprise]

Yes. Many a sleepless night I have spent wondering if you are awesome in bed. [/sarc]

As for the result in the third quiz... I'm not even going to answer that.

And the second-to-last one?

...

...Well no.

[qualitas]

You shouldn't have to wonder. You should know.

Oh, but now I'm dying of curiosity. [/equal sarcasm]

You're missing out, believe me.

[shadowsreprise]

Oh, really?

I'm sure.

I've survived so far.

[thenamgirl]

Oh god, my eyes.. I need to go wash them out.

[qualitas]

And here I thought you would've been used to this sort of thing by now, Naminé.

How have you survived a week with Axel if you can't even handle this?

[thenamgirl]

Well, in books and such, but... I think I'd rather wait D:
He was sick, and very whiny. If not for Repliku, I would've gone crazy from his high-pitchy voice.

[qualitas]

I understand, if solely because of your age. It's just quite a wonder, considering how many of us spend our time. One would think you'd have grown desensitized.

Just keep the Replica in line. Being able to see you is a priveledge. If he botches it up, he doesn't deserve it. Or you.

[connivance]

Why am I included in this atrocity?!

'Appalling' has been taken to a new level.

[qualitas]

You're not the only one that was disgusted. Day-dreaming about having sex with me, wanting to do me in public? Really, Zexion. I thought you had more class.

But unfortunately, you have to answer the question. What are the three most craziest places you've had sex? As much as I'd rather not know.

[connivance]

The vulgarity of your words burns my corneal epithelium.

[qualitas]

You can answer the questions yourself, or I'll just get the answers from Lexaeus.

[freeshootin]

I've never even looked at your butt, dude. And I don't want to, so don't get any ideas.
And I sure as hell am not going to have a threesome with you and Luxord.

[qualitas]

He'll be so sad to hear that.

[freeshootin]

Somehow I doubt it.

[qualitas]

You'd be surprised.