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[qualitas]

Dear, dear Zexion. You poor, insolent imbecile

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[connivance]

While I do wish this were my own ingenious scheme, it is rather unfortunately not. Any particular reason why you are accusing me? It is a rather absurd claim.

It would seem your darling plant life has finally begun to see the error of its ways on its own.

[qualitas]

What's so absurd about it? You specialize in illusions, and this clearly is one of them. The idea that my plants would have enough free will to do such a thing is ridiculous.

You're terrible at denial, Zexion.

[connivance]

I suppose I understand what you mean. Though as much as I would like to, I cannot assume responsibility for this marvelous turn of events. You would do better to uncover why your plants are babbling to you, rather than spend time interrogating me.

Am I really? Strange.

[qualitas]

If you must know, they're saying I don't "spend enough time with them". That alone is preposterous. Most of my day is spent caring for them.

It's more so the threatening part that proves it's an illusion. My plants have never shown any ill-intent or violence towards me, so I highly doubt this is truly them speaking.

[aquatic_puppet]

I had a feeling this would happen. D:

Do you need a hug? ;~;

[qualitas]

What exactly do you mean by that, Demyx?

That depends. Is there going to be anything else following that hug?

[connivance]

Demyx. Why ever would you be willing to show affection to Marluxia, of all people, when you have not seen me in so long?

Should I have the capability, I miss you.

[qualitas]

Because I show him something back.

[igneussensus]

Strangle him with his intestines?

Bedroom. Now. PLEASE.

[qualitas]

Why don't you come up here this time? I don't want to be anywhere near Number VI's room. The bastard.

[igneussensus]

OKAY, OKAY, BUT I WARN YOU, I'M REALLY HORNY. SOMEBODY MUST'VE SLIPPED ME APHRODISIACS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY KIND OF HURTS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[qualitas]

I take it your throat's better, hm?

Going to scream for me?

[thundernymph]

Your plants are threatening you? Like, how?

[connivance]

I believe it's called "loss of sanity".

[qualitas]

I believe it's called "watch your back". :)

Why don't you ask Lexaeus to protect you? He'd jump at the chance, you know. Thought about him lately? He's probably been thinking about you. You're the only thing he really had to look forward to, Zexion. Such a shame you had to throw him away like that.

I'd say you broke his heart, but of course, he has no heart to break.

[connivance]

Trying to hide the fact from Larxene? Surely you realize it will become painfully obvious to all in due time. I was merely warning her.

And I must say, you are certainly skilled at the fine art of forming uninformed assumptions.