Bolt the doors and shutter the windows, for here there be monsters.

[qualitas]

I've been away on a mission for the past week or so. Most of it was uneventful, but upon arriving at the local town, I encountered the most terrifying creature ever. I'm not exaggerating, mind you. I could have the villagers of Transylvania vouch for me

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[thundernymph]

Holy shit.

I think I just died laughing.

...

Is that possible?

[qualitas]

I fail to see how this is remotely amusing, Larxene. We're all in terrible danger.

Even you. She also said in one of the many post scripts that she wants to replace you in the Organization.

[thundernymph]

Pssh. Marluxia, do you hear yourself? You can't honestly think this girl is going to kill us all.

Tch. She isn't replacing anybody. Nobody could replace me. (No pun intended.)

[qualitas]

You didn't see her, Larxene. As powerful as we are, I doubt any of us could single-handedly destroy a continent in one blast. (Save for the Superior.)

Besides, I'm more worried about her being able to bewitch us.

[connivance]

Now that I've had a moment to digest this.

This disgusting excuse for a living creature called me WHAT?

Please tell me this is all there was to the situation. Should she have said anything else, I'm going to lose hope in... everything, basically. While I am convinced that she is incapable of "kidnapping" me, I am still thouroughly disturbed.

Have you any plans in combatting this monstrosity?

How dare she call me "emo", and claim that I 'cry myself to sleep'!? I feel like I need a chemical shower to remove all of this blasphemy from my system.

[thundernymph]

Aw, silly Zexy~. She's not a living creature. She just wishes she was. Kinda like us.

[connivance]

I apologize, I was so incredibly appalled that I lost my composure for a moment.

And I'd certainly hope she's not living.

[thundernymph]

Hm. So. Why didn't you mention you had a sister?

OH! Marluxia! We can offer Zexion and Saiix up as bait! Will that ease your... 'fear?' They are who she's after, right?

[shadowsreprise]

Hehe. This is freakin' gold. XD And I almost thought she'd want to go shopping with Larxene.

Hey, it could happen.

[qualitas]

She wrote that she wants to give you to her vampiric dog as a chewtoy.

Still laughing?

[shadowsreprise]

;_; Noooo?

[freeshootin]

Please please tell me I wasn't mentioned in any of this.

Although I have to agree with Larxene and Repliku, my first reaction was uninhibited hysterical laughter. >D

Still, if this is true we're in trouble, dude.

[qualitas]

There'd be no point in lying about this.

And as I said, she's threatening all of us. You were mentioned as well. She intends to turn you into a "rapist cannibal," if that even makes sense.

...I have to ask. You don't eat people, do you?

[freeshootin]

Oh crap.
That makes no sense at all. A rapist cannibal?

I don't rape people, nor do I eat them. Where does she get the idea that I would?!

[connivance]

The same place she got the horrific idea that I listen to this "Evanescence" nonsense.

[igneussensus]

...Hahahaha. Marlu-sama?

[qualitas]

...Shut up. Is it bad that I like you calling me that?

I need you to aid us in the hunt for this beast. I ask that you accompany me on my search of Armyx's world for any trace of her. (If you agree, I'll make it worth your while as soon as things calm down.)

[igneussensus]

Really? Uh, er, ehehe. Marlu Marlu Marlu

Yessir. SHALL WE ASSEMBLE AT O-NINE-HUNDRED HOURS?!?!

[qualitas]

I was referring to the "-sama" honorific, actually. ♥

This isn't time for mocking, Axel. Unless you want to be kept as Armyx's maid.