Don't make me laugh.

[qualitas]

Roxas, your idea of "pranks" is absolutely hilarious. I'll admit, it was an impressive plan, switching bottles of shampoo while I was sleeping. Really, such ingenuity.

At least, it would've been, had you actually switched the right shampoos

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[blondjailbait]

Well, shit.

Fuck you, you damn fairy.

[qualitas]

It was a commendable effort, I must say.

[blondjailbait]

You know what this means, right? This mean WAR, you Fruitcup from hell. I'll not let you humiliate me. You're either trying to act smarter than me, trying to act more righteous than me, or trying to convince me I'm gay. I can't take it anymore, and you leaving Axel for mullet-boy was just the last straw, you know? No one deserves to be treated like a bitch because you're on your period all the time.

[qualitas]

Oh, Roxas. I don't need to try to act smarter or more "righteous" than you. You make it hard not to be~.

My former relationship with Axel is none of your concern. Just because you're his friend doesn't mean you suddenly need to become his attack dog - or should I say, attack mouse?

[aquatic_puppet]

Well, I'm happy that the plan failed.

Even though I would still like you even if you were bald, Marluxia with hair is so much more appealing.

[qualitas]

You're not the only one that's happy with the results. I think I can get used to the color, but the extra volume is definitely appreciated.

Wait until you run your fingers through it~.