I have now completed one 49-page, one-act play.
I shall go to sleep for about 3 hours.
Then I get up and proof it, revise it, and smooth the rough spots.
I can't wait until I turn it in and no longer have to worry about it.

Your Inner European is Irish!
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Directing gives me ulcers.

Playwriting is a real pain in the ass.

I guess I'm just an actor. Not that I am complaining.

Anybody need anything performed?

Clayton David Gerrard's Aliases

Your movie star name: Popcorn David

Your fashion designer name is Clayton Berlin

Your socialite name is Spook Las Vegas

Your fly girl / guy name is C Ger

Your detective name is Spider Roy

Your barfly name is Cheetohs Kirin Ichiban

Your soap opera name is David Brinker

Your rock star name is MilkyWay Cheetah ( Read more... )

So, I was out in the water. By the dock, you know. Betty-Jane and I are doing a scene for Megan's independent study. So I'm out in the ocean water, waste deep, just waiting for Betty-Jane to get her costume straight so we can rehearse the scene. And I'm humming a tune a splashing a little, and I look over to the other side of the dock, and I ( Read more... )

The vote has been tallied.
My old job in Utah has spoken.
I will be staying until the end of the semster.

Congratulations...... it's a Clayton.

::edit:: I just realized I posted this on April Fool's Day. Well, oops. This isn't a joke, I really am staying until the end of the semester. ::/edit::

I don't know about that trusting thing down at the bottom though.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Empathy |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% ( Read more... )

I'm leaving. I have to. An opportunity has been presented that I cannot turn down ( Read more... )

Goin' to G-ville with the peeps!

My Jetty and LemHT3 are spendin' time with yours truly up where the UF crowd chills.

Have a great break everybody. I'll see you soon!

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