Pretty in Pink

[quantum_moose]

In case you haven’t seen me in person, let me tell you. One of my eyes has committed mutiny. That is, it is attempting to mutate into an albino eyeball. It has provoked three battles this month so far, each time its strategy is to turn pink like an albino eye, itch like crazy, and when in doubt throw green goop. I have won the first two battles

Comments

that's hilarious!

[jdstacy]

Mmm.... free candy! I think at 21 I can finally give up on trick or treating....

Maybe not...

I think if i was a girl i would get a sexy costume and see if I can get free candy... or money. Yeah, money is better because you can use it to buy candy or other necessities such as hot fudge sundaes.

[mustybuckets]

Pirates only go ARRRRRG once. When they die. All other times, it's ARRRRR. Unless you are the Fonz, then it's EhhhhhRRRRR. Don't ask me why.