Ladies, watch yourselves in the shower.

[quantumcreep]

Alfred Hitchcock
Your film will be 36% romantic, 42% comedy, 41% complex plot, and a $ 44 million budget. One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be

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[pirate_maiden]

why don't you watch ME in the shower... eh? ehhhh??

I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I would kill to be one of Hitchcock's leading ladies....only I'm not blonde.

DAMN it!

[quantumcreep]

Hey, is that an invitation?

I'm going to disregard any response and just assume it was.

And there's always hair-dye, or for the B.A.C.S. (Broke-Ass College Student)/Saavy new wave AE worker, bleach.