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I was talking to my mom yesterday, earlier on in the day. I manned up and told her I was afraid that I was going to fail a class or two. Her response ( Read more... )

Sharon Osbourne sure gets around ( Read more... )

"Told me again you'd preferred handsome men ( Read more... )

You are probably the sort of person that thinks donating wifebeater undershirts to a battered women's shelter is a pretty funny inside joke ( Read more... )

Every time I come home, I have to visit the beach at least once.
Don't know what it is exactly. Just beautiful in the dark.

I am thankful for beautiful women. Especially those that give me the time of day ( Read more... )

Sweet Potato Casserole, youze mah only friend.

I got Elliott Smiths album, "XO," a little while back. I think it's funny that someone labeled it on iTunes as "Sadcore."
Cracks me up every time I see it.