old not!fic
Reposting this from my actual journal just so everything is in one place. For the record, torificus is my favourite.
torificus: ALSO WHERE IS THE FOBS GO TO HOGWARTS FIC THAT IS WRITTEN BY PETE WENTZ I KNOW IT'S OUT THERE.
roadmarks: LOLOLOLOL HE HAS TOTALLY WRITTEN, LIKE, GLORIOUSLY BAD FOB HP AU. I bet it's like
voldemort had defeated harry but just as he was about to celebrate he took an avada kedavra curse to the back
"NOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted (it didnt kill him right away b/c he's a badass) and turned as he fell. "who? who could kill me, voldemort, lord badass of badassia?"
"me" a voice said. he looked up to see his true nemesis.... pete wentz.
I'M JUST SAYING IT'S PROBABLY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
torificus: OH GOD THAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIC.
I LIKE THE (it didnt kill him right away b/c he's a badass) SO SO MUCH IT IS PERFECT.
Also Patrick is in it and Pete wrote him as the most hilarious mary sue because that's just how he thinks Patrick IS. Also he let Joe read it one time.
roadmarks: Maybe Joe was his beta! LOLOLOL OR he just randomly showed it to him and Joe left con-crit. And to this day Joe gives dramatic readings of Pete Wentz and the Really Awesome Fight Against the Immortal Dragon That Wasn't So Immortal Once Pete Got Through With Him.
pete had always suspected that his bff patrick was half-siren but it wasnt confirmed until the day when they were fighting some really bad wizards. patricks wand broke and they only had pete's wand and he was using a sheilding charm but there were too many enemies. "what are we going to do" pete asked, and then patrick started singing and it was so beautiful that the dark wizards fell into a peacefull slumber with smiles on their faces and hearts in their dreams
roadmarks: and then pete killed them
torificus: To: ptrcklvr_16
hey your fic is prty good but how did patricks voice get through the sheilding charm??/ also ther arnt sirens in hp duh but thats okay cause patrick is a rly good singr.
write more!!1!
roadmarks: patricks voice got through b/c he has extra special magic. i know i was going to make him part veela but i didnt know if veelas could sing good so i made him a siren instead. i think patrick is half veela half siren half mermaid lol hes just the best
thnks fr rdng
[weeks later]
roadmarks: TORI DO YOU REMEMBER THIS I AM THINKING THAT TOMRAD IS HIS BNF RIVAL
torificus: REMEMBER THAT, SHIT GIRL I HAVE THAT DELICIOUSED ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
idk I just really need to read about Brendon the Wizard who is from a Long Line of Wizards, but they are all arithmancers or alchemists or something, and he just wants to make MUUUUUUUUSIC, because it is his bliss man.
roadmarks: SRSLY DUDE THINK ABOUT IT. Pete is, like, this BNF because of his FOB/HP crossovers, but then Tom starts writing fic about Panic! at Hogwarts and gets himself a respectably-sized fan following! Okay, so he's only actually writing about Jon Walker and his magical flip-flops, but still, people are reading his stories instead of Pete's, and Pete is jealous. He starts trying to write Panic/HP fic, but his stories are all just like "once upon a time pete asked ryan to call him but ryan didnt know how to work muggle telephones" :(
torificus: once upon a time pete and ryan were bff at hogwarts and then spencer came along but then there was ~*~*~drama because like this dude jon walker and his magical flip flops which were totally like the pied piper's thing, only they go on feet, and spencer ran away with jon walker and ryan was really fuckin sad or somethin man, and then ryan and pete were bff again and they rode unicorns into the sunset.
R/R~!!
roadmarks: LOLOL :D :D :D :D
torificus: BUT THEN ~*~*~*~
a cliffhanger!
because in the next chapter pete meets patrick and WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN????
torificus: ALSO WHERE IS THE FOBS GO TO HOGWARTS FIC THAT IS WRITTEN BY PETE WENTZ I KNOW IT'S OUT THERE.
roadmarks: LOLOLOLOL HE HAS TOTALLY WRITTEN, LIKE, GLORIOUSLY BAD FOB HP AU. I bet it's like
voldemort had defeated harry but just as he was about to celebrate he took an avada kedavra curse to the back
"NOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted (it didnt kill him right away b/c he's a badass) and turned as he fell. "who? who could kill me, voldemort, lord badass of badassia?"
"me" a voice said. he looked up to see his true nemesis.... pete wentz.
I'M JUST SAYING IT'S PROBABLY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
torificus: OH GOD THAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIC.
I LIKE THE (it didnt kill him right away b/c he's a badass) SO SO MUCH IT IS PERFECT.
Also Patrick is in it and Pete wrote him as the most hilarious mary sue because that's just how he thinks Patrick IS. Also he let Joe read it one time.
roadmarks: Maybe Joe was his beta! LOLOLOL OR he just randomly showed it to him and Joe left con-crit. And to this day Joe gives dramatic readings of Pete Wentz and the Really Awesome Fight Against the Immortal Dragon That Wasn't So Immortal Once Pete Got Through With Him.
pete had always suspected that his bff patrick was half-siren but it wasnt confirmed until the day when they were fighting some really bad wizards. patricks wand broke and they only had pete's wand and he was using a sheilding charm but there were too many enemies. "what are we going to do" pete asked, and then patrick started singing and it was so beautiful that the dark wizards fell into a peacefull slumber with smiles on their faces and hearts in their dreams
roadmarks: and then pete killed them
torificus: To: ptrcklvr_16
hey your fic is prty good but how did patricks voice get through the sheilding charm??/ also ther arnt sirens in hp duh but thats okay cause patrick is a rly good singr.
write more!!1!
roadmarks: patricks voice got through b/c he has extra special magic. i know i was going to make him part veela but i didnt know if veelas could sing good so i made him a siren instead. i think patrick is half veela half siren half mermaid lol hes just the best
thnks fr rdng
[weeks later]
roadmarks: TORI DO YOU REMEMBER THIS I AM THINKING THAT TOMRAD IS HIS BNF RIVAL
torificus: REMEMBER THAT, SHIT GIRL I HAVE THAT DELICIOUSED ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
idk I just really need to read about Brendon the Wizard who is from a Long Line of Wizards, but they are all arithmancers or alchemists or something, and he just wants to make MUUUUUUUUSIC, because it is his bliss man.
roadmarks: SRSLY DUDE THINK ABOUT IT. Pete is, like, this BNF because of his FOB/HP crossovers, but then Tom starts writing fic about Panic! at Hogwarts and gets himself a respectably-sized fan following! Okay, so he's only actually writing about Jon Walker and his magical flip-flops, but still, people are reading his stories instead of Pete's, and Pete is jealous. He starts trying to write Panic/HP fic, but his stories are all just like "once upon a time pete asked ryan to call him but ryan didnt know how to work muggle telephones" :(
torificus: once upon a time pete and ryan were bff at hogwarts and then spencer came along but then there was ~*~*~drama because like this dude jon walker and his magical flip flops which were totally like the pied piper's thing, only they go on feet, and spencer ran away with jon walker and ryan was really fuckin sad or somethin man, and then ryan and pete were bff again and they rode unicorns into the sunset.
R/R~!!
roadmarks: LOLOL :D :D :D :D
torificus: BUT THEN ~*~*~*~
a cliffhanger!
because in the next chapter pete meets patrick and WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN????