the purple one by the window always leans out towards the street to get a better view and is growing super fast. i can't keep up with the pinching. i bought the pot at wallyworld and the purple part at some country store near homer ( Read more... )

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i turn onto a street similar to central as if you were comming out of partrage and then this guy runs in front of my vehicle with a box on his head that has big obnoxious eyes painted on it and a big bag that i know must have a gun in it. he's wearing a brown trench coat and i just know he has to be wearing blue suspenders. but then it's a joke and ( Read more... )

my ear is going to explode. i figured it would have popped or oozed out by now from sleeping on it and tossing around last night but i got nothing. i still can't hear out of my right side. at least it doesn't hurt. if i stay still. it just feels like i swam too much in the deep end and now i am water logged in the head area. fuck you sinus/ear ( Read more... )

Chinese Slippers

i like em but so many latino girls are sporting them.. don't know if i could pull it off

grrr, why the hell does everyone have to touch my butt when i'm drunk. i mean when they are drunk. whaaa. and where is booty boy when you need him. i should go to bed. i'm f'ed up. growll

does anyone actually care what i did today or how i'm feeling right now or how i did on my test ( Read more... )

ryan just left. we watched the end of spiderman and then saw the last half of some canadian werewolf movie that was actually good. the actors were far better than those in spiderman. (sorry toby, but you suck!) all while burning lots of incense and drinking oj...

good times

where's the booty at

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