Legends

[quasihuman]

I went to a strip club for the first time tonight. I don't plan on going again. I didn't really find it depressing, just boring. Sex became a commodity: men paid for dancers like one pays for a steak, and the dancers shook their asses like they were shaking a money tree: the man. I don't believe that this situation is all capitalism; I believe in a

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[anonymous]

Lol that fucking strobe light was terrible. Being intoxicated on both alcohol and that fungus really made that night quite...interesting. Also, if you got aroused by the dancers while standing up there I'd assume it would be quite akward. I would probably break into a fit of laughter if you or anyone from our group turned around and walked back to our table with a sloppy grin and a noticeable boner. This laugher would quickly turn into a cough followed by a feeling of unfathomable pity. Now, the private sessions were much more fun and engaging. Also, the old men there were awful and gross, and I wish them dead.

-The Wizard's Boundless Treasure

p.s. You are dumb for not getting your nintendo while you were still in town.