Farts vs. Burps

[qubegirl]

I had an epiphany today. Excerpt from an IM with a friend:

qubegirl: i think burps are worse than farts. its like a fart coming out of your mouth
qubegirl: farts are better. you dont have to kiss an asshole.

Comments

[plklives]

Hahaha, I love it!

And dude, so many possible responses to "you don't have to kiss an asshole." Hehe.

[qubegirl]

Totally! It might be the wisest thing I've ever said.

[blackbirdshaq]

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

o.O

*runs*

[qubegirl]

*takes a bow*

[yophilly]

That made me chuckle pretty good. :)