Conversation with a Bot^2
So, I had the rather bizarre experience tonight of speaking with a bot on AIM. Why is this out of the ordinary?
Because said bot was IMing me twice. On the same screenname of mine. With the same screen name of theirs. Advertising two different things.
[21:25] addictted2yuu: hey
[21:25] addictted2yuu: hii
[21:25] Me: Hello.
[21:25] addictted2yuu: hey
[21:25] addictted2yuu: what's up???
[21:25] addictted2yuu: have we chatted b4?
[21:25] Me: I do believe you're a bot.
[21:26] addictted2yuu: what's a bot??
[21:26] addictted2yuu: lol i'm not a bot silly
[21:26] Me: DID.
[21:26] addictted2yuu: i just finished working out a lil bit ago what are you up to?
[21:26] addictted2yuu: ohh sry im forgetful sometimes.
[21:26] Me: Okay, seriously, you're not real. Or you're way too fast at typing, and currently have Dissociative Identity Disorder
[21:26] addictted2yuu: nice i just started working from home since i'm still in college you doin anything tonite?
[21:27] addictted2yuu: so anyways whats up?
[21:27] Me: Camptown races sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah
[21:27] addictted2yuu: oh well cool i been doing these cam shows and actually i might even have a free invite still from when i started wanna come keep me company for a lil bit =)
[21:27] addictted2yuu: oh cool! hey you wanna see if you can beat my iq score? its really fun :-D
[21:27] Me: Oh jesus christ
[21:27] addictted2yuu: k go here *lol quiz!url* and click on the start button
[21:27] addictted2yuu: yay!!! i do its still up and valid i just need you to give me a good rating so i can get more but i'll earn it ;)
[21:27] Me: Done?
[21:28] addictted2yuu: after u finish the questions you got to put your cellphone number in to get your score k?
[21:28] addictted2yuu: alright my cam is wired through a chat network to keep away these annoying little aim kids so don't worry if you dont have have a cam or yours doesn't work ok?
[21:28] Me: OHCHRIST SHUT UP ALREADY
[21:28] addictted2yuu: ok hunny this is going to be just me and you just go to *lol slutty!url* and make sure you accept the free invite on the side there k?
[21:28] addictted2yuu: let me know when your done i wanna know what u got k??
[21:28] Me: Over Nine THousand
[21:28] addictted2yuu: k cool!
[21:28] addictted2yuu: aight then you just need to make a username with your info and stuff and you do need a credit card to verify your age but you will NOT get charged you see where it says that?
[21:29] Me: I think you're lying to me.
[21:29] addictted2yuu: you done yet?
[21:29] addictted2yuu: k when just let me know when you get your username and password and then you can start telling me what you want me to do ;) i'll warn you though you might wanna turn down the speakers cuz i can get kinda loud sometimes
[21:29] Me: No, I'm not going to click on your crazy links.
[21:29] addictted2yuu: i can't wait this is gonna be fun i've been so bored since i got back from the gym earlier and no one was online are you ready yet?
[21:29] addictted2yuu: Its *lol quiz!url*
The stuff in bold was actually in this bloody obnoxious pink text. I swear.
Because said bot was IMing me twice. On the same screenname of mine. With the same screen name of theirs. Advertising two different things.
[21:25] addictted2yuu: hey
[21:25] addictted2yuu: hii
[21:25] Me: Hello.
[21:25] addictted2yuu: hey
[21:25] addictted2yuu: what's up???
[21:25] addictted2yuu: have we chatted b4?
[21:25] Me: I do believe you're a bot.
[21:26] addictted2yuu: what's a bot??
[21:26] addictted2yuu: lol i'm not a bot silly
[21:26] Me: DID.
[21:26] addictted2yuu: i just finished working out a lil bit ago what are you up to?
[21:26] addictted2yuu: ohh sry im forgetful sometimes.
[21:26] Me: Okay, seriously, you're not real. Or you're way too fast at typing, and currently have Dissociative Identity Disorder
[21:26] addictted2yuu: nice i just started working from home since i'm still in college you doin anything tonite?
[21:27] addictted2yuu: so anyways whats up?
[21:27] Me: Camptown races sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah
[21:27] addictted2yuu: oh well cool i been doing these cam shows and actually i might even have a free invite still from when i started wanna come keep me company for a lil bit =)
[21:27] addictted2yuu: oh cool! hey you wanna see if you can beat my iq score? its really fun :-D
[21:27] Me: Oh jesus christ
[21:27] addictted2yuu: k go here *lol quiz!url* and click on the start button
[21:27] addictted2yuu: yay!!! i do its still up and valid i just need you to give me a good rating so i can get more but i'll earn it ;)
[21:27] Me: Done?
[21:28] addictted2yuu: after u finish the questions you got to put your cellphone number in to get your score k?
[21:28] addictted2yuu: alright my cam is wired through a chat network to keep away these annoying little aim kids so don't worry if you dont have have a cam or yours doesn't work ok?
[21:28] Me: OHCHRIST SHUT UP ALREADY
[21:28] addictted2yuu: ok hunny this is going to be just me and you just go to *lol slutty!url* and make sure you accept the free invite on the side there k?
[21:28] addictted2yuu: let me know when your done i wanna know what u got k??
[21:28] Me: Over Nine THousand
[21:28] addictted2yuu: k cool!
[21:28] addictted2yuu: aight then you just need to make a username with your info and stuff and you do need a credit card to verify your age but you will NOT get charged you see where it says that?
[21:29] Me: I think you're lying to me.
[21:29] addictted2yuu: you done yet?
[21:29] addictted2yuu: k when just let me know when you get your username and password and then you can start telling me what you want me to do ;) i'll warn you though you might wanna turn down the speakers cuz i can get kinda loud sometimes
[21:29] Me: No, I'm not going to click on your crazy links.
[21:29] addictted2yuu: i can't wait this is gonna be fun i've been so bored since i got back from the gym earlier and no one was online are you ready yet?
[21:29] addictted2yuu: Its *lol quiz!url*
The stuff in bold was actually in this bloody obnoxious pink text. I swear.