I would gladly trade in my legs for sandwiches so that I could feed myself to sharks, although I think that I would be more likely to attract gross overweight middle aged men who sit around eating sub-sandwiches while watching the superbowl and drinking beer.
Ew.
I wish I hadn't just given myself that mental image.
To attract sharks I should have to have hemmorhaging tuna for legs.
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I would gladly trade in my legs for sandwiches so that I could feed myself to sharks, although I think that I would be more likely to attract gross overweight middle aged men who sit around eating sub-sandwiches while watching the superbowl and drinking beer.
Ew.
I wish I hadn't just given myself that mental image.
To attract sharks I should have to have hemmorhaging tuna for legs.
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