The New Grapefruit: Part 1

[queen_of_mooses]

Alright, so, a brief explanation before we begin. I was going to write a piece of flash fiction (ie. very very short) about a man who ate only grapefruit. I told this to my mom, who responded with, "That doesn't sound like you could keep it going any longer than 500 words."

So I set out to prove her wrong. This thing will be EPIC, and I will post

Comments

[autocraticqueen]

socks! I understand the importance of socks!

Very amusing story.