anti-otp: Mickle/Rosencrantz

[queen_oracle]

The setting: an icy land, white as far as you can see, with penguins.

Our Heroine, dressed in a very warm coat with a fur hood, is gazing across said landscape with a hand above her eyes to shade them.

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*and here is our hero, if you can call him that, in a matching coat with fuzz all around the hood, looking up with his tongue out to catch snowflakes (he's a very silly man)*

[queen_oracle]

There you are! *she laughs and catches his sleeve* Look!

[permanent_blur]

oh -- *turns and looks, eyes wide* oh, i say -- !

[queen_oracle]

We should take one home and keep it in one of those humming cold things in the kitchen.