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[queen_penguin]

Here's what you do:

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs"
Pick the 5 funniest ones there.
Copy and paste this into a your journal or as a reply to mine with your answers.

Sheila needs money.
I don't know that Sheila needs any 'drink training.' Girl can hang.
Sheila needs to relax and recharge.
My daughter Sheila needs

Comments

[sunnydaysofia]

sofia needs a burger.
there needs to be a sofia fan club.

[benmonkey]

-I think Ben needs a special education.
-What Ben needs right now more than anything else is for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series.
-Ben needs to close the deal on Valentine's Day or she might think he doesn't care.
-Ben needs to develop step-by-step approaches to academic work.
-Ben Needs a Smock.

[little_teapot]

1)I don't know what Jaci needs, short of the obvious filling of
the God-shaped hole that I believe universal to humankind.
2)Wow ... Jaci needs to go back to her high school cheer
leading squad.
3)This Message has been delted by the Author because Jaci needs counseling from a cookie therapist.
4)Her friend Jaci needs a better wig.
5)Jaci needs to get fucked up the ass too >:o

[scarlettdoll]

-At the beginning, Andrea is an eleven year old boy...
-San Andrea is dirty
-Andrea is a very, very sick woman
-Because life without Andrea is different now. Life without Andrea is a life during which we have had Andrea. (???)
-Andrea is now facing even more torturous treatments