I hate these quizes... But due to the immense boredome that I am experiencing at the moment, I'll do the unthinkeable. You dont have to read it.. I did it for the sole purpose of haveing something to do.
FIRSTLY... Selina Martin was a good singer at best. Who can join the ranks with such vocalists as Christina Scabbia, Ciara, and sporty spice.
SECONDLY... It was the saddest when I lost my tooth, and the next morning I looked under my pillow, and I just found my tooth, then searched and searched until I thought the pillow case tag was a 5 dollar bill. Then I went crying to my mom and she made up some story about the tooth fairy leaving a message, at which point my dad laughed and crushed my fragile child-like spirit. He then decided to tell me santa, the easter bunny, and Hodjee feerooze were lies.
THIRDLY... I shall now become an astronaut to spite you.
Good luck little miss "im not very fond of maths at all!"
also: roughly 80% of all astronauts have some experience with piloting airplanes.
Roughly 100% of all pilots were Joel Kimelman at one point of their lives.
100% of all Joel Kimelmans suck.
Good Luck little miss "I am Joel, but I don't like math(semicolon)however(comma)I(space)can(space)explain(space)how(space)flaps(space)work(space)only(space)by(space)pretending(space)to(space)be(space)an(space)airplane(period)(endquote)(praisejesus)
I'm correcting myself ethan. I can admit when I'm wrong. I gave Selina Martin's "next big thing" a nother listen. And yes, I'm wrong. She's not all that good at all. Her voice is shaky and i hate her tone.
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I just hate when I mess up and start bleeding.
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Mmm, now there's a quality I look for in a man...
Where do you want to go to college? U of T probably
Hey, me tooooo...
The worst song you ever heard: Every song that ethan tells me has a good singer. (other than muse)
If that weren't Ethan, I'd just kinda laugh be like, "ouch", but because it's Ethan, OBURN!!!1!
I would have never even thought of saying shit like that before I met you people.
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And ethan's always like "roxanne this is the best singer ever OMGLOLS!"
And then I listen, and then it sucks.
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SELINA MARTIN > YUO LOLLOL!
"Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea's for wimps, a real man drinks hot oil."
I lolled. I cried. I lolled some more.
"The tooth fairy?: My dad fixed that for me when I was 6."
Lol #2
One Last Thing:
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Selina Martin was a good singer at best.
Who can join the ranks with such vocalists as Christina Scabbia, Ciara, and sporty spice.
SECONDLY...
It was the saddest when I lost my tooth, and the next morning I looked under my pillow,
and I just found my tooth,
then searched and searched until I thought the pillow case tag was a 5 dollar bill.
Then I went crying to my mom and she made up some story about the tooth fairy leaving a message,
at which point my dad laughed and crushed my fragile child-like spirit.
He then decided to tell me santa, the easter bunny, and Hodjee feerooze were lies.
THIRDLY...
I shall now become an astronaut to spite you.
the end
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also: roughly 80% of all astronauts have some experience with piloting airplanes.
Roughly 100% of all pilots were Joel Kimelman at one point of their lives.
100% of all Joel Kimelmans suck.
Good Luck little miss "I am Joel, but I don't like math(semicolon)however(comma)I(space)can(space)explain(space)how(space)flaps(space)work(space)only(space)by(space)pretending(space)to(space)be(space)an(space)airplane(period)(endquote)(praisejesus)
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I can admit when I'm wrong.
I gave Selina Martin's "next big thing" a nother listen.
And yes, I'm wrong.
She's not all that good at all.
Her voice is shaky and i hate her tone.
And you just wanted to burn joel didn't you.
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LMAO times infinity
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